The Spaghetti Penis Costume.

The Camel Toe Costume.

The “Down for the Count” Costume. You know, it’s not enough to sew a blow-up doll on your crotch to make it look like she’s fellating you anymore. Nowadays, you gotta sew the blow-up doll to the crotch of a Transylvanian nobleman outfit to get any respect.

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