Rules for sluts to live by:

1. Always wear your make-up thick and over-done, so as to look cheap.

2. Never go out wearing anything lower than 4″ high heels, and preferably, wear something even higher.

3. Wear a bra that will show through your blouse. If the blouse is not low-cut, then unbutton it until the bra is showing.

4. Giggle and act dumb at all times as men love this type of behavior.

5. The word “No” does not exist in your vocabulary. Always, always say yes when a man wants something.

6. Practice sucking on your dildo daily so you can deep throat without gagging.

7. The smaller and larger rule: Smaller brains and bigger boobs.

8. Smoking and drinking- Smoking is sexy so do it. Drinking makes you loose your inhibitions, so do it.

9. Find a girlfriend and make out in front of your man. Men love girls that make out with other girls, so it is your job is to make this happen.

10. Always, always, always swallow.

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