When you come to a fork in the road, you might be looking at this man naked.
A man with two functioning penises took questions on on Reddit’s “Ask Me Anything” and it was unlike any other Q&A you’re likely to read.
The man, who calls himself “DoubleDickDude” (DDD), was born with diphallia, a rare congenital condition that causes him to have two sex organs.
Both penises are in the 6-inch range, but DDD says one can get as large as 7 inches if he’s really aroused.As might be expected, DDD attracted thousands of inquiries from curious men and women about his pitchfork penis. His real name, age and home town remain a mystery, but he is believed to live somewhere in the United States.
There was plenty of other, more titillating information than DDD’s basic biographical data.
For instance, DDD said he is bisexual and currently in a relationship with both a man and a woman.
He said partners were a couple before they started dating him.
“She is straight, and he is bisexual,” he wrote. “After four months of them both knowing me, they found out about my cocks. It clicked and we’ve been together since.”
DDD claims he has managed to put both appendages inside a woman at once.
“It went very nicely. She complained later though… But she kept coming back for more at least for three months,” he said.
Although DDD is happy with what God gave him — twice — he’s had some past issues as a result of being double-pronged.
“I had one issue in my teens. The ‘Y’ intersection where my urethra splits into two had some tension issues and was ballooning until the pressure was enough to force the urine up and out,” he said. “So they did some minor surgery and used catheters to stretch and open up the ‘Y’ some. No problems since.”
However, when he goes commando, which he said “is almost always, except in winter,” the two organs take their own sides.
“The seam can be a pain sometimes because the skin between them is a little delicate and sensitive,” he explained.
He said exposing his junk to a new partner has had its challenges, and that men and women have reacted very differently.
“Some have been like, THAT’S FAKE! Some have freaked out, like, called me names”. “Most are pretty curious… but for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. Dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they’re freaked out a little.”
I will admit I am a bit of a voyeur at heart. I have started out my window late at night in hopes someone has left their blinds open and I can catch them doing something nasty. I have caught a few guys masturbating which only makes me start to touch myself as well.
So when a guy asks if I will watch their cam while they are masturbating or doing something extra naughty it only makes me think I am being a voyeur and looking in on them. Ok I have their permission but we just pretend I don’t.
Like last night this guy was telling me all about the sexy panties he was wearing well course I said well why don’t you show me. So he sent me that little video request super fast. There he was in all his sheer pink thong prettiness. Rubbing his small dick in those pretty panties. I couldn’t help but laugh. He was modeling them for me and everything. Getting up and showing me just how good his panty boy ass looked in a pink thong.
I wish I could say it was super exciting to see his panty clitty come out for me to see but it was super small so I could only giggle at it. But I did have a great time talking to him and watching him on cam.
So for those of you out there that are looking for a phone girl to watch you be naughty and kinky I am definitely the girl.
Gary has a job that affords him quite a bit of overtime, and occasionally he’ll tell his wife he’s working overtime, and come work on me instead. Yesterday around 7 Gary called me to ask whether I’d be able to give him any overtime work at about 11pm. I’m always ready for that. He wanted role play, and gave me instructions on where to meet him to start.
At 10:45 I left my apartment wearing a sweater coat wrapped tightly around me, along with black patent stilettos. I walked a few blocks to our designated meeting spot, heavily made up and wearing a thick coating of red lipstick. As I got to the spot, I took my sweater off and slipped it into my little backpack purse. Also in there were condoms I was instructed to buy on my way to the meeting place. I stood on the dark corner in my stilettos, a micro mini skirt with no panties on, and a bustier that barely contained my tits. It was so low that my tits usually fall out of it if I wear it during sex.
A minute or so after I arrived, Gary rolled up in his car and rolled down the passenger window. I could see there was someone in the backseat as I leaned into the window and asked if he was looking for fun.
“How much to blow my friend back there while I drive him home?”
I grinned wide. “$50 and a ride back for me.”
“Get in.” He handed me a wad of cash that I put into my bag as I got in the back seat. I was immensely turned on and really into the role. I smiled and thanked Gary and began to rub his friend through his jeans. “You have 20 minutes to make him cum.” Gary barked from the front seat as he pulled away.
I opened his pants and he helped me pull them down a bit, along with his short
s. His cock was completely hard and impressive. He was also uncut, which is my favorite. I pulled the skin over his head and played with it for a bit until he began to push my head down. I sucked it for a moment then stopped and went in my bag for the condoms. As I tore one open Gary barked, “No condom, cunt.” from the front seat. I was instantly wet. I had no idea if the friend was in on the secret or not, but it made me feel so dirty. As I put the condom back in my bag, the friend slipped me another $40.
I began sucking his cock like a good little whore as we drove through the streets of Brooklyn. I could see my lipstick smearing all over his cock as I sucked and slurped at his throbbing cock. His foreskin was big enough that even though he was fully hard there was plenty to play with, and he gasped and moaned every time I nibbled on it or stuck my tongue inside it. His balls were tight and twitching, and I knew he was close. He kept pushing my head down and bucking up against my
“Two minutes bitch. Finish or we leave you here.” Gary ordered from the front seat. I began to suck furiously. Moaning and stroking the base of his cock as I massaged his balls.
“Oh fuck I’m gonna blow.” the friend hissed. “Eat it, whore.” His cock throbbed and hot creamy cum filled my mouth. I pulled his skin back as I paused to swallow, then slowly sucked him from base to head to suck up every drop of cum. The car stopped in front of an apartment building and the friend got out, thanking Gary, and not even saying a word to me. I felt so used… and sexy. What a rush.
After he entered the building I got into the front seat with Gary, and he grabbed me and kissed me long and hard, tasting the remnants of his friend’s cum. I had known that Gary wanted a hooker roleplay, but no idea that he was going to involve anyone else. The best part? The friend had no idea that I wasn’t really a prostitute. Gary had said that they’d been talking about hookers earlier in the day and the friend said he’d never been with one but was curious about it. So, Gary told him he’d hook him up with one he’d used before, and I got to play that part.