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It doesn’t take much imagination to guess what act this woman is simulating… and it’s not stealing gasoline.

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Let your imagine run wild, because there are so many questions: What’s he doing? Who’s he doing it to? Where is he doing it? And what’s the cape for?

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There’s a whole lotta lust going on here as this woman puts on a show of her having an orgasm.

These are just 3 of the several competitors at the Air Sex World Championships event in Austin, Texas.

Let me show you what I can do!

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Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a giant flying condom!

The French have unveiled their latest weapon in the battle against STDs: a 120-foot helium-filled rubber.

The flying machine is known as “Condomfiere” and a group known as CondomFly are hoping it will be the “Goodyear Blimp of Safe Sex.”This monster seats three people plus a pilot.

 Even if Condomfiere could make it to the United States by Thanksgiving, it’s unlikely Macy’s will include it among the giant balloons it parades down Broadway.

And that’s not just because of Condomfiere’s sexual nature. It’s also because of its size.

Since 1997, New York City officials have limited Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade floats to 70 feet in length, 40 feet in width and 78 feet in length. It was a rule that forced Woody Woodpecker, among others, into retirement.

New York City, however, is doing its part to promote condom use. The Health Department, which hands out 40 million prophylactics a year – up from 1 million in 2002 – is holding a design-a-condom wrapper contest.

Nearly 600 contestants have jazzed up the city condom’s rather stodgy labels, while reminding users about the importance of guarding oneself from sexually transmitted diseases.

The winner, who will be announced Feb. 12, will receive special-issue condoms featuring the labels of his or her design.

“We want to keep people excited about the brand,” says Health Commissioner, “because we know that condoms protect health.”

To be sure, “excitement” is a word one uses advisedly around a condom, especially if it stretches 120 feet long.

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In case you haven’t noticed before, I’ve got quite a thing for girls cosplaying in steampunkish outfits, so right before leaving for the day, here are a few nice pics for you guys to enjoy!