Have confidence. This one is easy. Guys, women want you to be confident and self assured. They don't want you to act super shy and standoffish. Now, with that being said, don't force yourself on her. Make her want to want you. Guys who force themselves on women may get a kiss, but they may also end up in court. You can still be a sensitive dude (ladies love that too,) but don't be a push over teddy bear all the time. If you do, you'll lose out on more than kisses (wink, wink.)

Read her body language.

If she's getting closer, let her. Move a little bit closer yourself. If she's gazing deeply into your eyes, gaze deeply into hers. One of the worst mistakes a dude can make is ignoring the obvious signals she's sending.

When a girl is using her body language and facial expressions to tell you she wants to kiss you, don't ignore them. At the same time, don't be a dumb ass and misinterpret those signs. If she wants to kiss you, she'll be moving in closer, acting all girly, and she'll be waiting for you to move in for the kill.

She lingers. OK, this is as important as body language. When you're at the end of a date or moment together, she lingers for a while. It's obvious she should go inside. It's obvious the night has come to a close. Yet, here she stands, maybe jingling her keys in her pocket, maybe she's looking for things to talk about. Regardless, guys, pay attention. If your potential lip locker is finding reasons to spend more time with you when it's obvious the night is over, take this as a sign. Grow some balls and go for it.

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The average wad of man-fluid holds 40 million sperm, but there can be as many as 600 million squiggly guys, being thrust in to the world at 28 mph. And all it takes is one little tadpole, squirming at 200 seconds an inch, down to the egg and then… well, ask your father.

Biggest PENIS

The mammal with the biggest willy – the blue whale at 8 feet. The smallest? The shrew at 0.2 inches. Where do we humans fit in? Well, the good news is that we are the most well-endowed of our ape cousins. A gorilla’s dong dangles at a mere 2 inches. Relative to body size, however, the pig takes the prize, as they can have up to a foot-and-a-half wiener.

70% of the World is Un-circumcized

Most of the world's penises are uncircumcised – a recent study showed only 30% of boys over 15 are cut, the majority of them being Jews or Muslims. Yet, in the US, the number is close to 55%, due to possible health benefits from the procedure. And what do they do with all those foreskins? Doctors have perfected a way to grow skin for burn victims from the leftover skins. In fact one foreskin can produce 9,000 square inches of new skin.

Most Mammals Have a Penis Bone

A Raccoon Baculum

Basically, your Johnson is like a sponge or balloon that literally fills with blood. When it's at full sail, the blood flow is cut off, producing a stiffy. And while you probably know that there is no bone in the human penis, the baculum or penis-bone is common in most mammals, including chimpanzees and gorillas. And even though there is no bone in your boner, a klutzy move during sexy could cause you to break your penis. OUCH!! Be careful out there!!!

You Are a Slave to Your Dick

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Sexual arousal is involuntary. In fact, the words “sexual arousal” may have just gotten you sexually aroused. It mainly occurs in the sympathetic nervous system, not the conscious mind. During REM sleep, the male brain fires off boner orders on the average of 9 times a night. And when men ejaculate, the command comes from the spinal cord, not the brain. As Silvio Burlusconi once said, "Bunga bunga."

The Size of Your Cock Depends on Another Body Part

The size of the average man's junk is 5 to 6.4 inches when erect, measuring from the tip to the pubic bone. Contrary to popular belief, you cannot gauge the size of a man's penis by his foot, finger, or nose. A recent South Korean study touted the correlation between penis length and the size of the index finger relative to the middle finger, but that is full of holes. The good news is that research shows most women don't place much emphasis on penis size, it's all about the wallet – I mean, heart.

Blue Balls is Real

Prostatic congestion is the medical term for it – when the testicles and prostrate are filled with too much goo and you can't get relief. Fortunately, instead of doing something irrational, a man could simply take an aspirin, a cold shower, or think about grandma having sex with grandpa.

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I’m sure most of are thinking,

“I’m gonna hit every bump on the road!”

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For as long as I’ve been sexually active, I’ve never been one to shy away from an adventure.

When it comes to sex, I like playing with my mind more than involving pain or different apparatuses.

I’ve given a LOT of road heads.

I gave my first road head when I was 15, and ten years down the lane, I haven’t stopped doing it. There’s something about a road head that excites any guy, even if he’s a cowardly chickenhearted geek.

But once you’re done with a deed, guys like you a lot more. Probably because you just made them feel more daring and macho, who knows!

I like going on long drives and taking off on road trips now and then. Perhaps my interest with road heads just grew along with the boredom of road hypnosis. I’ve given a road head to almost every boyfriend I’ve ever had.

My first road head

The first time I ever gave a road head was on a freeway. I was scared and yet, it excited me. My boyfriend had such a tough time driving, and watching him have such a *hard* time driving the car turned me on even more. I just wanted him to lose control of the wheel. Somewhere inside me, I knew that was stupid, but I felt more powerful and sexy. I could control a man with his shaft in my mouth. It was an exhilarating and empowering experience really.

Stares from other drivers

One of the most exciting aspects of a road head is the fear and excitement of getting caught. If you’ve given a road head a few times, there’s a good chance you’ve been seen by other drivers with your mouth near a gear shaft.

Getting caught is fun. The other driver almost always looks shocked and awe struck. If there are a group of guys in the other car, you’re always going to hear a lot of hoots and catcalls. I’ve never had a bad experience with road stares though, but I have heard a few stories from my friends where other cars try to trail you wherever your car goes just to get a better view. Creepy!

Topless road heads

Sometimes, I’ve intentionally gone topless with the windows down when we’re on a road trip. It’s really embarrassing if another car stays parallel to yours for more than a few seconds, but if it’s a quick zip past each other, it’s a sexy rush that just can’t be explained!

My only road head crash

One time with an ex boyfriend of mine, we ended up driving over the curb because he lost control of the wheel. It was a dark evening and we were cruising around a lazy suburb to while away a bit of time. Thankfully though, it was a just little hit on the bumper, and there was no damage to my head or his!

As we were recovering from the minor crash, a dad who was walking with his two daughters rushed to help us. And after seeing what we were up to, he turned to his teenage daughters and said, “See, this is why I tell you not to go out with guys!”

I guess he saw my boyfriend zipping his pants up as he came near the car. Both of us burst out laughing and sped away before we could hear anything else! It was so funny, I feel like laughing just thinking about it now.

Getting watched

There was this time when I did something I thought was unthinkable. I gave my boyfriend a road head while my best friend was sitting in the back seat. My boyfriend was shocked, my girl friend was laughing hysterically and I had a wild time doing a crazy thing I never thought I could. And at the end of the day, there were three horny people driving back home!

My first date road head