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In an experiment involving lab rats, sex was correlated with adult brain growth. Since previous studies have shown that stressful, unpleasant situations can hinder brain growth, researchers from Princeton University wanted to see if stressful but pleasurable situations — like sex — would achieve the opposite effect. So, they divided male lab rats into three groups: The rats in one group were given sex partners daily, the second group got set up with female companionship once every two weeks and the third group got nothing at all. The rats that had regular sex showed adult brain growth, as well as an increase in the connections between brain cells. As a possible effect of their larger brains, the sexually experienced rats were less anxious and quicker to eat food in an unfamiliar environment than the un-sexed rodents. If you can’t figure out a way to use this study to get more action from your wife or girlfriend, you really need to be having more sex.

Let me introduce you to the P Style, a device that allows women to pee standing up PROPERLY. Yes you read it right!

I know there are a few gadgets out there with the same purpose and I have no idea if they work, but I am a big fan now of the P Style. Ok so I do not need to pee standing up very often myself BUT if I were to go camping, hiking, on an outdoor activity, on a holiday or anywhere I know peeing may be an issue I will from now on carry this device with me. For those with fear of germs in public toilets it can be a god send and if for some reason you have health issues with sitting on a toilet (knee pains, broken legs, etc) it can be quite handy as well. . reviews 005 reviews 003 . What is it? Well its a hard plastic shell that measures approx 3.8 cm (1.5 in) tall, 3.8 cm (1.5 in) wide and 19 cm (7.5 in) long. Here is a pic of it with a pen next to it so you can get an idea of the dimensions.

If you look at it side ways it starts with a tiny up curve and ends down in a slow pat the other end. If you look from the top it looks a bit like a water slide with a wider part at one end and a narrower at the other. The P Style comes in 6 different colors: blue, clear, green, lavender, pink and orange. . Using it: either naked or clothed (just unzip pants or lift skirt or push undies/bathing suit to the side) slide the wider part between your legs just past you urethra and push it up tight against you. Lean it down. Oh and don’t forget to lift the toilet seat up…yep just like a man. Now pee! And marvel at your exploits! . I know this is going to sound silly but OMG its so much fun! First I thought the peeing reflex would be hard, like when squatting in the woods. But I had no problem. And yes I had a great time being able to aim my urine into the toilet bowl like a man would. When your done pull out the P Style while pushing up to catch the drips. You will see they will trickle down into the toilet. Juts dry up with a bit of toilet paper, you won’t need as much as usual. Then rinse and wash in the sink the device or if the woods bring a little towelette. You can do the whole process easily without getting any urine on your hands. I am telling you I am now looking forward to peeing at home just to use it for now. Its such a great novelty. . AND I found a way to apply it in BDSM next time that circumstance comes up. It is perfect for golden showers. What sucks about then is that women have no control really as to where the stream will go. With the P Style you can direct it perfectly to any body part of the sub you want. Its going to be fabulous!

So what is it exactly, getting your cells popped? Cell Popping Body Art is essentially the process of creating single-pore burns on the human canvas to create artistic designs AND also create an incredible endorphin experience in the same breath.This body modification is considered a temporary branding that lasts anywhere from 2 weeks to 6 months (or longer) depending on each person’s healing cycle. Basically it is heating a small metal poker under a flame until it is glowing red and gently applying the poker to the skin for 1 second. It is NOT necessary to add pressure, the poker just rest on the skin for 1 sec. It is a small surface burn. A completed design is outlined with burn dots.

Why is it called Cell Popping?

When the poker is applied to the skin you will hear a popping noise. What makes the noise is the water, or humidity, in the skin cell evaporating at the contact of the poker on the skin you are burning.

What does it feel like?

The pain level is usually considered less painful then a tattoo. The pain last that 1 sec the poker is on the skin, and it feels just like, well, a burn he he. Often there is a burn smell. It may be sore and tender for a couple of days after, take some ibuprofen. No worries about contamination: when the poker is glowing red it is automatically sterilized.

What to expect after?

Well most likely it will be a series of whitish dots with the skin around all red from the trauma. Usually the redness will disappear within 1 to 2 hours and the dots will become slowly redder. Usually it will take about 24 hours for the design to really pop out. Here is the key to a long successful popping: DO NOTHING FOR 24 HOURS. Not water, no cream, no treatment. The idea here is to not encourage healing. The dots will scab and fall off within a week or two. Do not scratch. After the scabs are gone you will have fresh skin cells either darker or lighter than the normal skin tone. From that point the body will heal the marks in its own due time, again 2 weeks to 6 months (or longer). There is a minor chance of the wound getting infected, as with any wound, but it is very rare.

It has been proposed that the 24th of July be declared International BDSM Day. In accordance with the 24/7 symbol that we all know to mean submission 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. This proposal is being sent and studied by various international organizations so that it may be known amongst all the participants of BDSM.
The proposition that we establish here is that all those who wish to support this initiative can identify themselves with the logo that we presently offer here. This logo is provisional. In upcoming dates we will propose some basic facts so that anybody can present their ideas as to participation.

This project has not only been implemented with the year 2003 in mind, but for all future years as well. That is why we are aware that this year it will not carry the weight desired for the following years due to the briefness of time availability. Due to this, the Project will not cease its promotional activities beyond July 24, 2003, in fact recourses will be increased and collaboration will be better and more widespread.

Poor dudes. Masturbation is just so messy. Once a dude is ready to blow, he’s forced to find a roll of toilet paper, box of tissues, or a sock to take care of the aftermath. Well, it’s time for men to save their Kleenex for the sniffles, stop using up all the TP, and leave their socks on. Now when he masturbates, he can simply wear a Man Bib! These handmade and machine washable bibs tie around the penis for one-size-fits-all convenience. Instead of having to leave the scene of the crime, he can masturbate and bask in the pleasure of having his clean team right there. Man Bibs come in camo for the hunter, denim for the cowboy, leather for the biker, tartan for the Scotsman, Studio55 for the metro-sexual, and High School Musical for the one with a Peter Pan!!

Cleavage is a wonderful thing, no matter where, how, or why. Hey, if you got it flaunt it. So, we’re gonna! Although we need no reason to show it off, we’re giving you the nine most common types of cleavage, plus an extra one that’s totes controversial.

Side Boob: Visible thanks to large arm holes, no shirt, or string bikinis.  The side boob is a rare, celebrated form of cleave. It takes a skinny bitch with big knockers and a bad attitude to pull it off.

Classic Cleave: A low-cut top + a push-up bra = magically hypnotizing boobage. Feast your eyes on those bad boys! But be careful not to wave them in front of a baby or they’ll take the feast part of that expression literally …

Toe Cleave: A sexy pair of shoes can turn your dogs into a total do.

Under-Boob: The underdog of cleavage, it bares the seldom seen bottom half of your usual rack. This cleave is more about bralessness than creating a valley of knockers. Under-boob was first brought into the light by ‘80s crops tops. Ah, those were the days! Or were they?

Back Titties: The lady version of love handles. If you’re like me, then either your tight bra, your age, or your genetic makeup has given you boobs in the front and in the back. So, you’ve got two times the cleavage—bonus!

Padded Bra Cleave: Thanks to science, we can have all kinds of things we weren’t born with, including cleavage created by gel inserts. This boob show follows the immortal words of Axl Rose, and rock it!

Puddle O’Boob: Like muffin top and back bobbies, this titillation comes from ill-fitting clothing. It’s the cleavage that is merely over-spillage caused by a too-tight bra. Her cup runneth over, hence she has a bit o’ boob popping.

Booty Cleave: The other lovely lady lumps—but, heck, even men have got this kind of cleave. Low-rise jeans have given rise to the cheekiest form of cleavage.

Situational Cleave: In some cases, cleavage can be formed and maximized by position. Folding your arms, lying on one side, leaning forward, shrugging your shoulders, grabbing ‘em in both hands, these moves are are all tricks of the titty trade.

Elbow Cleave: Yeah, I wasn’t sure if this one actually existed. But my guy friend assured me, “If it bends, I can screw it.” Oy. What do you think: Does a little elbow action count as cleavage?

What’s your favorite??  1-877-469-3848

Who could forget our roundup of the Top 10 Scariest Sex Toys? Lord knows we couldn’t. We’re still having nightmares about being chased through a hedge maze by a giant vibrator. But because we are troopers, we won’t let a little sex toy terror stop us! That’s why we’ve ventured into truly uncharted sex toy territory by finding the top 10 scariest sex toys made for men. Trust us, you will never forget them.

Oral Satisfier. I thought these things lived at the bottom of the sea. Seriously, they could make an entire horror movie around this. I am agog.

Double Trouble Masturbator. You know, I don’t even know what this is. I mean, I know, but what does it look like? It looks SCARY is what it looks like. If I saw this thing coming at me in a dark alley, I’d run the other way screaming at the top of my lungs. But, hey, maybe that’s just me. Technically speaking, this is supposed to be a woman’s hands smooshing her boobs together, so the guy can—yeah, well, figure it out. Her name is Lacey. It looks like a cyclops.

Big Man Extra Large Penis Pump. All I know is if I had a penis, I would not put it in this thing, even if it does say ENLARGER on the side. I mean, geez. It looks like some sort of phallic death trap. Apparently this is for the big guys with big guns like that guy on “Hung.” If it’s so darn big, why would you want to make it even bigger?

Tenga Eggs. We’ve written about these egg masturbators before, and they’re not too scary to look at—in fact, they’re quite nice to look at—but you have to wonder how you would feel if you came home and your man was making love to an egg. Jealous? Hungry? Who knows.

Andy Sex Doll. Created by First Androids, Andy the love doll breathes, has a pulse, and can simulate orgasms. Is this the end of women? Perhaps!

Remote Control Vibrating Thong for Men. How ‘bout that vibrating thong you’re wearing, dude? A must-have for men who require their bells tickled, remotely. Range is twelve feet, so, you know, don’t go far.

Justine Joli’s Foot Stroker. You are now dating porn star Justine Joli’s feet. Congrats on that, buddy. Let us know when you find the rest of her, and we’ll double date.

Two Dildo. I guess this is the sex version of having webbed fingers. I am not sure why this would be required, but TWO each his own. “Developed by two lesbian-identified French women, the Two is perfect for anyone who’s always wanted a little extra reach, or for those with motor limitations.”

Lasso Wang Ring. Look! It’s a bolero for your peen! Perfect for the cowboy who won’t go out without a matching outfit for his little friend.

Realistic Titty Blow. Honestly, I’m speechless. How does this work? It looks like one of those animals that impregnates itself. Only made of silicone. Oh, wait. I just figured out how it works. I don’t think this is physically possible to do if you are a real woman, at least not to this degree, unless you are a contortionist, which I am not.