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Earlier, when I got home from work, she just came out of the shower, and had me dry her off, put on her deodorant and brush her hair. Then, as she laid back on the bed, nude, I touched up her toenail polish….and rubbed her feet.

As I was rubbing her feet, she looked down at me, smiled and opened her legs, giving me a full view of her cunny, which was smoothly shaved, clear of any hair, thanks to yours truly.

“I think you should give my pussy a little licking.” she said, smiling at me as I stood up, looking down at her outstretched legs, toes glistening with fresh red polish. “I want to be ready.”

By ‘ready’ she meant, horny, for her new bull, who was on his way. She called him this morning, and suggested he come over this evening, which of course he agreed to. No wonder, she is fucking this guy like crazy. He’s built, younger than us, and has a big thick cock swinging between his legs.

She started telling me about his big cock when I started licking her, my tongue sliding up and down her slit, probing inside tasting wetness, tasting her natural lubrication, which was not in short supply tonight. I was licking for dear life, my cock hard between my legs, when the doorbell sounded. She told me to answer it, but first, to take off my clothes. I stood up, looking at her spread on the bed, and did as she said, removing my clothes, my hard-on standing at attention.

“Good, now go let him in.” she said, not moving.

I padded down the hall and opened the door, he was there, he looked at me, then down at my little cock and smiled as he entered. “Where’s is she?” he asked.

I pointed down the hall and he walked by me without, his stature much taller than my own, his body seeming big in the door frame.

I started to follow but when I got to the bedroom, my wife was up, standing nude, kissing him on the lips. I stood in the doorway until they finished, then she turned to me and said, “That will be all, go downstairs until I call for you.”

Her bull just grinned at her, not even looking my way again. I did see his hand reach out and grab my wife between the legs, she giggled and jumped, turning back towards him, saying, something, but I didn’t make it out, as she closed the door on me….

So…here I am. Working on a blog about watching my wife….but I am not watching my wife…I am listening to her…and it sounds like she is about to cum….my cock is about to burst….

My wife is upstairs,I can hear her passion, it’s happening in our bedroom, in our bed. She is getting fucked, and our bed is taking a pounding as well as her.

to be continued….

Sharon Stone attended the17th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation’s Oscar party  in a daring sheer panel and lace dress and no bra.

My mom was 35 years old and I was 18 when this happened. Mom was a party girl dad left when he found mom fucking one of his friends. I was 18 when I first saw mom fucking one of her  boyfriends. I came home from a party and heard mom’s voice” Fuck me ‘Fuck me” your cock is so big!!  I went Down to mom’s room.  She must have been dunk because the door was open. She always shuts her door whew she is fucking someone. I looked into the room and saw mom’s pussy stuffed with the biggest black cock I ever saw.  Now up to then I hadn’t thought about fuckin mom but now. My cock felt like it was made of stone. Mom was on her knees on the bed doggie style and the guy was standing behind her with his big cock fucking in and out of her wet cunt.  I could see her pussy lips stretching around his massive his balls bouncing off her pussy lips. You like my big black cock ?You fucking white slut.  Yes mom screamed. Yes I’m coming!!!!!  Fuck! I saw mom push back on his cock until she had all of it balls deep in her wet throbbing cunt.  I just about got my cock out of my pants as it shot all over the wall and floor.  I looked back into the room and saw the guy looking at me.  He just winked and smiled and went back to fucking mom. Get down and suck me until I shoot my creamy load of baby juice down your throat. Mom slipped his cock out of her slimy pussy. It made a little popping sound when it came out.  I could see how big it was it was a good 10-11 inches long and 4 in round. She took the head of it between her lips and sucked it slowly into her hot mouth.  He took mom’s head in his hands and worked more and more of his massive monster cock down mom’s throat. Mom was gagging at first but she must have been sucking cock for some time because it wasn’t long before he was throat fucking mom and his balls where hitting her in the chin. No bitch ever took my whole cock!   You are one horny cock slut.  I think I’ll get you over to my place soon to fuck and suck my basketball playing buddies.  What do you think? You black cock loving white slut. Mom just hummed UHH!!  HUH around cock. I’m going to cummmm bitch I watched his cock start to throb as it shot his load into mom’s mouth. He was shooting his cum into her mouth then he pulled his cock out and shot the rest on her face and titties. Mom rubbed it all over and licked it of her fingers. I had another hard on so I went to my room to jerk off.  I must have fallen asleep because it was 2:10am and when I went to my room it was 12:30 pm .  I got up and went to the bathroom when I came out I went to check on mom the door was open and mom was laying on the bed.  Her legs where open and I could see her hot swollen pussy lips. I just had to see it closer.  So I called out to see if mom was really out.  Hey mom you up? No sound no movement. I knew mom was a lite sleeper unless she had to much to drink. Then nothing could wake her. So I got on the bed so my face was right in front of her sweet looking pussy I slipped my finger between the lips and rubbed up and down on her clit. I fingered her cunt until it started to get wet with her sloppy cum juice. I had to eat her.  I had to know what it felt like to suck the love juices from the pussy that I slipped out of 18 years ago. I put my mouth on her sweet hot cunt and licked I almost came in my underpants I couldn’t believe it I’m really eating my moms pussy. Mom moaned and started to move, I stopped I thought she was awake but she wasn’t. I got hotter as I licked and sucked moms cunt and I didn’t care if she woke. Mom moved her hips up into my face and said Ohhhh!!  Joe suck it!! Eat it!! That was good because Joe is one of her boyfriends name she thinks it’s him.  It wasn’t long before mom came AHHH!! MMMMM! she moaned as I licked the cum from her steamy cunt.  I looked at her wet cunt. The lips were swollen and red.  I started to finger them one finger, two fingers slipped in all of a sudden I had to see if i could get my fist into her cunt. I slipped two more fingers into her, four fingers in and her cunt was lose.  I slipped my thumb in and pushed my hand slid in.  It was hot and slimy. I made a fist and pushed up and down, mom moaned and I fucked it faster, she bucked her hips up and down on my hand until she creamed.  I pulled my hand out and used her cum to jerk my cock load of cum onto her tits and belly. I left her like that.  She must have dried cum all over her when she woke up. I can’t want to do it all over again!

They’re older. They’re more experienced. And, according to the current trend, they’re younger. They’re MILFs and Cougars. If you’ve had the pleasure of being in the company of one or the other (or both, you lucky bastard), you know what the buzz is about.

For you younger guys who don’t, you’re going to need to be able to spot them, understand their behaviors and safely navigate their stalking grounds. While there may be some similarities between the two, there are also some important differences. So in the interest of furthering your knowledge (and pursuit) of each species, here is your Practical Guide to MILFs and Cougars. Happy hunting.

SCIENTIFIC CLASSIFICATION –
MILF: Mommialis Coitusdesirus
Cougar: Wrinklithicae Hornithalia

DEFINITION -
MILF: An acronym for Mom I’d Like to F*ck, the term gained widespread popularity after it was used in the film, American Pie. Some MILFs may still be married, but the are the only ones you can safely pursue. (Unless you want her husband hunting you.) Some may eventually develop into full-blown Cougars.

Cougar: A woman generally over 40, who has “been around the mountain” a time or two. She may be long , or in the case of particularly predatory Cougars, may never have been married.
EXAMPLES –
MILFs:

L to R: Demi Moore. Food Network star Sandra Lee. Sofia Vergara. Catherine Zeta Jones.

Cougars:

L to R: Peg Bundy. Melanie Griffith. Lisa Rinna. Donatella Versace.

HABITAT -

MILFs: Can usually be found congregating near soccer fields in late afternoon, or in suburban strip centers pushing a shopping cart out of a Target.

Cougars: When not at work selling real estate or styling hair, they can often be found in clubs with names like “City Lights” and “Hot Chocolate”, listening to the sounds of Gloria Gaynor and the Pointer Sisters.

DISTINGUISHING MARKS –

MILFs: Her hair commonly up in a “I really don’t have time to do my hair today” ponytail, it’s her hands that give her away. Look for dryness and chapping from frequent diaper changes, and/or unmanicured nails from constant cleaning up after her family.

Cougars: Wearing a few battle scars from past tussles, the cougar is all about excess. Look for lots of makeup to hide the wrinkles from years of lingering cigarette smoke and tanning bed sessions. Big hair – typically dyed either Platinum Blonde, Roof Tar Black, or Safety Cone Orange, to hide the advancing gray – and overly long, overly manicured nails, used for attracting and capturing her prey. She may also sport a new lower back tattoo (aka, the tramp stamp), or an old boob tattoo, procured in an attempt to convey her carefree sexuality and wild side.

CLOTHES –

MILFs: Since it’s all about comfort for MILFs, you’ll usually find them in whatever they wore to the gym that morning. Or cleaned the house in that afternoon. Sweat pants, sport tops, zippered hoodies, and sneakers are all part of her daily dress. However, when the rare opportunity to dress up arises, look for her to break out the little black dress she wore on dates back in college.

Cougars: If they make it in an animal print, they’ll wear it. Leopard print is her favorite, but look for the occasional zebra print blouse when she wants to spice things up. Sending out subliminal mating signals to the opposite sex, bright, flashy colors are common as well. As is leather of any kind. Leather pants. Leather skirts. Leather jackets. And the tighter, the better.

TRANSPORTATION –

MILFs: Look for a minivan with several “My Child is an Honor Student” bumper stickers outside. And the lingering smell of diaper cream and stale Cheerios inside.

Cougars: An older Camaro or Mustang, or a newer Corvette. Commonly painted bright yellow for attracting and chasing down her younger quarry. A convertible top helps visibility. Once inside, look for shoe prints on the headliner from her past conquests.

DWELLING –

MILFs: The three-bedroom, two-and-a-half bath suburban house, near good schools, she got in the divorce. You will most likely not make it past the front door, since the kids are there with the babysitter, but on the chance the kids are with their father for the weekend, you will find toys and stuffed animals pushed off into the corners, a stack of Pixar DVDs on top the TV, and grape juice stains on the carpet. Decor is utilitarian, with lots of pastels and floral prints. And safety latches on everything. Try to ignore the dog.

Cougars: She’ll have turned her one-bedroom condo into a seduction den, complete with fully stocked bar and very different “toys” than you’d find in a MILF’s home. Don’t be surprised if 9 1/2 weeks is already in the DVD player. In both the living room and bedroom. Once again animal prints rule. On the curtains, pillows, sheets, and anything else she could find at Linens & Things. Try to ignore the scratches on the back of the bedroom door.

DRINK -

MILFs: Bottled water. In the evenings, chamomile tea or a maybe a glass of white zinfandel if the kids have been acting up.

Cougars: Sex on the Beach or a Fuzzy Navel. Or a glass of house red. That’s at lunch. In the evenings it’s scotch.

APPROACHING -
MILFs: Approach carefully. Especially if she’s with her young. They can be very protective. You need to catch a MILF off guard, in a safe environment. Like in the gym. Or the supermarket produce aisle. Or you could skip all that and just get her kids tickets to the Hannah Montana concert.

Cougars: You don’t. She’ll approach you.

I recently caught my wife with this guy who had a 8 inch cock, I quickly realized that I enjoyed watching as he fucked her. The second time i caught her with a black man. He had a 9 incher and very thick. I enjoyed watching my wife getting pounded by him and loved it when he forced it down her throat.

For awhile nothing else happened until we were on vacation. We were in a pub and a young guy about 20 was checking out my wife. She is 48 by the way and large busted, I am 53. He went out and a few minutes later my wife said she wanted some fresh air. She was gone some time so I decided to go and look for her. When I got to the car park I saw her on stooping down giving this guy a blowjob. I went back inside and waited for her to return. When she did she said nothing about it. I said “everything all right?” and she replied yes fine.

When we got home I confronted her and told her what I saw, She said she didn’t say anything because she thought I might get angry. I said no I was quite turned on by it and enjoyed other men using her. She said good because there are a couple of guys she would like to see.

I said ok as long as you tell me about it, which she did. She has been seeing these two guys on and off on a regular basis for the last couple of years now. She will not allow me to watch her with them. The other week she came home and told me to lick out her hole which was full of cum and she said that they had been fucking her bareback for the last six months and so she made me lick it out. She then told me that since she had a bigger cock than mine she only wanted big cocks – Black or White – and wanted heavy cummers as she loves to swallow.

She now goes out to night clubs dressed in low cut tops and stockings & suspenders and goes to a soul club meeting once a month where most males are black. She has now come home from work and said there is a PE teacher were she works and she is going to pull him in. She said she saw him the other day swimming and that he is very muscular and had a big bulge in his trunks.

We have been married for 23 years. The guys she meets are all younger, I am concerned that she may want to be with one of these guys for good, she says she loves me and has no intention of leaving she just wants lots of fun and sex. Lots of big cock and a good fucking. I asked her to stop, she then replied that she’ll be getting a cane and some restraints and a strap on to take the Cuckolding further.

My mother-in-law, Doreen, was a GILF (Granny I’d like to fuck) way before the term was invented. When I was in my early 40s and she was in her mid-60s, I had the hots for her, big-time. It wasn’t that she was particularly sexy by the standard definition of big tits, great figure, and so on  nor did she flaunt herself or flirt. Oh no, it was much more seductive than that!

First, she was very traditional in her views so traditional, in fact, that I used to regard her as unattainable  and, therefore, ultimately and irresistibly desirable. Second, she dressed very modestly and conventionally  which made the occasional glimpse of VPL or lacy slip hem, less frequent glimpse of stocking tops, or most preciously rare flash of panties, an instant source of arousal and constant source of stimulus for my sexual fantasies. Last but not least, she was verboten. I mean, we’re talking about incest here!

To my everlasting joy, despite all the hurdles, Doreen eventually ceased to be a GILF and became a GIFF (Granny I frequently fuck)!

The first time we made love was when I was 41 and she was 66. It started with seemingly innocent mother-in-law, son-in-law signs of affection  kissing hello and goodbye, and that sort of thing. It wasn’t long before she became conscious of my increasingly aroused state on these occasions and I became aware that she was responding with kisses that lingered a second longer than necessary. In fact, our very first overtly sexual encounter was a bit of a clumsy affair. Without going into why, we were in her spare bedroom and I had her tits out and her skirt up while we kissed passionately on the bed. She had my cock in her hand and stroked me to a gushing climax. I shot my goo all over the tight white gusset of her panty-girdle. We were both a bit embarrassed by what happened  worried about what would happen if our respective partners found out  but it was clear that neither of us had any regret.

It was our third encounter that was the crucial point of no return. We planned to have a couple of hours together without any possibility of being disturbed. We had no reason to hurry. We took our time to undress each other a bit like a game of strip-poker without the cards! As I indulged myself by licking and sucking the nipples of her tits, she manually manipulated my cock into the longest, thickest, hardest implement it could be.

There was time to appreciate her with every sense the feel of her body through her nylon slip and panties, the sound of her heart beating excitedly (or was that mine?), her perfume, the sight of her exposed body. And the taste of her  Oh My Gosh!  The taste of her as I explored, with my tongue, the essence of her femininity her cunt slit. My tongue probed that chasm of delight. When I hit her direct on target  when I managed to get her clit into a similar state to my cock  she began to ooze juices copiously. This was the closest I’ve ever been to drinking from the fountain of eternal youth!

We were now both beyond any illusion what would happen next. We knew we were going to fuck. Believe it or not, I was almost reluctant to remove my tongue from her cunt and replace it with my cock. I know that sounds weird, but I’m just telling it like it is (was). And then there we were locked together in the most intimate way. My cock was deep, deep inside her. Only by detaching my balls would I have been able to get further inside her!

Again, there was no rush. We kissed constantly while I moved in and out of her, and she responded with a synchronous rhythm of her hips. In out!  in out!It was a full ten glorious minutes (at the very least) before it felt like the tip of my cock was on fire and I knew I couldn’t hold on much longer. I said, Mum, I can’t hold on much more. I’m going to cum soon. She replied, Yes, me too. Wait for me if you can.

A minute later and I panted, I’m going to cum, Mum! I can’t hold it back!  Yes! Yes! Fill me with your sperm! Do it now!
I felt her cunt muscles begin to spasm around my cock. She was cumming and the pressure in my balls reached critical. The first great spurt of my cum into her womb felt like it had blown the top of my dick away. It was so intense, it was almost painful! Her love-tunnel continued to convulse as I pumped my second, third and fourth string of spunk as far inside her as I could manage. I’ve often wondered just how much spunk I put inside her that day. I seemed to cum again and again. It wasn’t until a good five minutes later that my dick drooped to the state where it slipped out of her cunt with a quiet shlopp and we both rolled onto our backs, exhausted.

We’ve played that game many times since that first time. Even now that Doreen’s in her 80s, she continues easily to get me hard. Her cunt has become even more plump and her slit even more deep and inviting. Her juices, while less copious, are still like nectar. I am so grateful that I have enjoyed my mother-in-laws transition from GILF to GIFF.

I recently discovered my wife has been having sex without me, but I am not upset, I find it to be a turn on. She has no idea I know and I am going to keep it that way. I found out she has been getting it on with two of her girlfriends and it is exciting. I set up a monitoring system in my family room and have the three of them on tape twice. Now they don’t always come to my house, unfortunately. The first time they watched some porn and then used toys and had many orgasms, with some great moaning. The second time they used toys on each other, vibes on their clits, laying on their sides, they were doing each others clits and pussies, but then they answered the door and this big black dude walks into the frame! He fucked all 3 of them including my wife and she seemed to enjoy the hell out of it. When I watched that I also most came right there my heart was pounding so fast! Now, I have asked my wife if she would like to have sex with another woman and she says, ugh, gross, not interested, etc. Same thing about black men. I’m not sure how to proceed now since I am turned on enough to keep letting her do this but also want to kind of share it.

It used to be that no gal would ever want to be called a “cougar.” A Canadian slang word, it was originally a derogatory term for older women at bars who would go home at the end of the night with any “leftovers.”

So what makes the cougar such a fascinating creature now?

While the term “cougar” is occasionally used for women in their 30s dating men at least eight to 10 years their junior, it typically refers to women over 40 who are:

— Very attractive and in super shape;

— Into working out and staying fit;

— Well-educated and cosmopolitan;

— Confident and empowered, especially when it comes to their sexuality.

In the old days, cougars were known to travel in packs. But these days, they’re venturing far beyond their cougar dens, and quite often solo. They can be found “preying” at the same places younger women do — health clubs, concerts, sports stores, sporting events, bars, grocery stores, home improvement stores. … And they can be anybody.

According to Ilona Paris, author of “Hot Cougar Sex,” there are four major types of cougars:

Power Cougars — Often sporting a power suit, this highly educated woman needs to be discreet about her trysts, given that she’s often “busting balls” in the boardroom or hanging with the big guys.

Intellectual Cougars — This bright lady is the sort you’ll find reading in a bookstore café, dabbling in philosophical debates or looking to shape society via the media.

Unexpected Cougars — This quiet and demure woman is the sort you’d never expect to seduce someone too young to remember when Madonna was ‘like a virgin.’

Divorcée Cougar — Having just gotten out of a marriage that lasted into the double digits, this woman is rearing to go and wants zero attachment.

I’ve also heard of cougars who are of “puma” status. These over-40 women are the Bond girls of cougars: breathtaking beautiful, with sexy foreign accents, wardrobes to die for, and ultra chic.

Yet whether puma or cougar, she seems to have it all, and she knows it. She’s not after attachment. In fact, she quite embraces her status as a single woman. She’s not after money. After all, she’s independent and financially stable.

So what could she possibly want in a younger man? Her hunt is about feeling good, ageless and desirable. She prefers the younger man’s energy, especially that it’s not weighed down by baggage. She’s looking for fun. And best yet, she has no qualms about turning eye candy into arm candy.

She doesn’t care what others think — and neither do what’s come to be known as “cougar hunters.”

These men love that she’s sexy, in control and secure with herself. They’re drawn to her confidence, sexual experience, and sex appeal. They are aroused by the fact that she’s less inhibited and more sexually mature than women their own age. She knows what she wants and likes in bed, and she’s not afraid to show him.

It’s hard to gauge if cougars are a trend or if they’re here to stay. Some people feel that society has made great strides in finally overcoming a dating double standard. Hugh Hefner has flaunted his Playboy bunnies for decades; now she can now have her boy toys, too.

Sexy or not, the cougar’s purr has become a roar. Entire industries are catering to this feline’s every need, as well as those of her admirers. There are dating Web sites, personals, porn sites, upcoming TV shows … even Real Cougar Woman Radio — all turning her den into a dynasty.

Flip through any celebrity magazine, and you’ll notice that it’s the over-40 crowd owning the pages. Walk down any street, and you’ll see cougars turning heads. If you’re brave enough to play with this cat, know that she adores having her ego stroked. And know that she’ll bite if you ask about her beauty secrets — or her age.