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My wife and I went to a friends party and my wife ended up getting really drunk. she was wearing an extremely short dress, just hiding her

ass. the slut that she is, she loves showing off her assets to random people. she makes sure that she bends down and shows it

all to the gawkers or any stranger at the door. i have caught her doing that over a dozen times. she has pretty good boobs

and a beautiful cleavage..she hates wearing a bra! it was past midnight and almost everybody got drunk and went off to sleep.

i was sitting on the couch and my wife tells me she was very horny. she gets horny usually after drinking! she came and sat on my lap. i

started feeling her up and i realized that she has taken her panties off! there was this friend of my friend who was laying on

the other couch right in front of us. i saw him opening his eyes once and looking at my wife while i was touching her thighs. that

strangely turned me on. i told my wife that the man laying in front of us has a good view of your dripping pussy. she looked at

him and he was staring now..too drunk to even notice that he had been noticed! she took my finger and stuck it up her cunt i

couldn’t believe her doing that. then she said it in my ear “you can fuck me on this couch if u want…i wanna give that guy

a show.”  i took her dress off completely she was totally naked now. that guy was getting a boner.  she got down on her knees and unzippd

my jeans. she took my cock out and started to lick it like a mad slut. she made me lay down so that the guy (who was now touching himself)

could get a better view. i could see him putting his hand in his pants and stroking it. my wife was now sucking it bad, she looked at the

man looking at her. the guy got startled and he got up. i thought he could not take it and he went to the toilet to jack off. i told my wife

the same. she said she wanted to see what that guy was doing. she got up, put her lil black dress on and followed him.  i stayed put. 10 mins

passed and she did not come back. i got up zipped my pants and followed her to the toilet. to my surprise  she was on her knees and

sucking two guys off at once. i could not believe what i saw. i was turned on..extremely! she knew i  was standing behind. she turned her

head and looked at me. she gave me a naughty smile and got back to business. the cocks were dripping and she was licking like a pro. they

started slapping and rubing their cocks on my pretty wives face. i know how much she enjoys that. she turned towards me and lifted her

dress. she took one of the cocks and guided it in her pussy. after rubbing it for a bit she pushed it inside. all this while she was looking

straight at me. i was loving every minute of it. the other guy (who was sleeping on the couch before) came in front and shoved his cock in

her mouth. she was staring at me and licking and sucking it. the view was priceless!  both the guys stripped her naked and fucked her for

almost an hour. after they both came on her face she licked their cocks clean. she got up and went to the toilet to clean up. she came back

and said “lets go.. i am still on” i couldnt believe that she wanted more after such a hardcore threesome. we got into the car and drove off at

that very hour. we stopped for gas and then my wife needed to go to the toilet. she found an 18 year old boy at the shop and started talking

to him. i was looking at her from a distance. she went to the toilet and the boy waited for her. then i saw the boy was coming back along

with her. she said “listen love..the boy needs a lift..can we drop him somewhere..” and she winked at me. i knew that she would be sitting at

the back seat. the boy and my wife sat in the backseat. we drove off. she asked him on the way “do you have a girlfriend?” they boy said

“yes”. she asked him if he let her fuck other boys..the boy replied “no, does your boyfriend allow you”. i was looking through the rear view

mirror. she took his hand and kept it on her bare thighs. the boy must have had a boner at that very moment. the boy said” your baby

soft!”. he started caressing her. “can i suck your nipples?” the boy said. “i am your whore today..do whatever you want!” my wife replied by

pulling her dress down. i almost creamed my pants. the boy sucked her nipples and licked her almost everywhere, my wife giggle and got

on her knees. she unzipped the boys pants and started licking it. i pulled over to watch. she sucked him off pretty well. the boy had a huge

cock! she sat on it and started fucking him. they smooched while she was going up and down on his lap. later the boy announced that he is

going to cum. my wife got on her knees again and he came in her mouth. she swallowed.. i have never seen her do that.! we dropped the

boy where he wanted. we went back home and discussed all of it. the discussion got us so horny that we fucked like maniacs!

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Earlier, when I got home from work, she just came out of the shower, and had me dry her off, put on her deodorant and brush her hair. Then, as she laid back on the bed, nude, I touched up her toenail polish….and rubbed her feet.

As I was rubbing her feet, she looked down at me, smiled and opened her legs, giving me a full view of her cunny, which was smoothly shaved, clear of any hair, thanks to yours truly.

“I think you should give my pussy a little licking.” she said, smiling at me as I stood up, looking down at her outstretched legs, toes glistening with fresh red polish. “I want to be ready.”

By ‘ready’ she meant, horny, for her new bull, who was on his way. She called him this morning, and suggested he come over this evening, which of course he agreed to. No wonder, she is fucking this guy like crazy. He’s built, younger than us, and has a big thick cock swinging between his legs.

She started telling me about his big cock when I started licking her, my tongue sliding up and down her slit, probing inside tasting wetness, tasting her natural lubrication, which was not in short supply tonight. I was licking for dear life, my cock hard between my legs, when the doorbell sounded. She told me to answer it, but first, to take off my clothes. I stood up, looking at her spread on the bed, and did as she said, removing my clothes, my hard-on standing at attention.

“Good, now go let him in.” she said, not moving.

I padded down the hall and opened the door, he was there, he looked at me, then down at my little cock and smiled as he entered. “Where’s is she?” he asked.

I pointed down the hall and he walked by me without, his stature much taller than my own, his body seeming big in the door frame.

I started to follow but when I got to the bedroom, my wife was up, standing nude, kissing him on the lips. I stood in the doorway until they finished, then she turned to me and said, “That will be all, go downstairs until I call for you.”

Her bull just grinned at her, not even looking my way again. I did see his hand reach out and grab my wife between the legs, she giggled and jumped, turning back towards him, saying, something, but I didn’t make it out, as she closed the door on me….

So…here I am. Working on a blog about watching my wife….but I am not watching my wife…I am listening to her…and it sounds like she is about to cum….my cock is about to burst….

My wife is upstairs,I can hear her passion, it’s happening in our bedroom, in our bed. She is getting fucked, and our bed is taking a pounding as well as her.

to be continued….

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My mom was 35 years old and I was 18 when this happened. Mom was a party girl dad left when he found mom fucking one of his friends. I was 18 when I first saw mom fucking one of her  boyfriends. I came home from a party and heard mom’s voice” Fuck me ‘Fuck me” your cock is so big!!  I went Down to mom’s room.  She must have been dunk because the door was open. She always shuts her door whew she is fucking someone. I looked into the room and saw mom’s pussy stuffed with the biggest black cock I ever saw.  Now up to then I hadn’t thought about fuckin mom but now. My cock felt like it was made of stone. Mom was on her knees on the bed doggie style and the guy was standing behind her with his big cock fucking in and out of her wet cunt.  I could see her pussy lips stretching around his massive his balls bouncing off her pussy lips. You like my big black cock ?You fucking white slut.  Yes mom screamed. Yes I’m coming!!!!!  Fuck! I saw mom push back on his cock until she had all of it balls deep in her wet throbbing cunt.  I just about got my cock out of my pants as it shot all over the wall and floor.  I looked back into the room and saw the guy looking at me.  He just winked and smiled and went back to fucking mom. Get down and suck me until I shoot my creamy load of baby juice down your throat. Mom slipped his cock out of her slimy pussy. It made a little popping sound when it came out.  I could see how big it was it was a good 10-11 inches long and 4 in round. She took the head of it between her lips and sucked it slowly into her hot mouth.  He took mom’s head in his hands and worked more and more of his massive monster cock down mom’s throat. Mom was gagging at first but she must have been sucking cock for some time because it wasn’t long before he was throat fucking mom and his balls where hitting her in the chin. No bitch ever took my whole cock!   You are one horny cock slut.  I think I’ll get you over to my place soon to fuck and suck my basketball playing buddies.  What do you think? You black cock loving white slut. Mom just hummed UHH!!  HUH around cock. I’m going to cummmm bitch I watched his cock start to throb as it shot his load into mom’s mouth. He was shooting his cum into her mouth then he pulled his cock out and shot the rest on her face and titties. Mom rubbed it all over and licked it of her fingers. I had another hard on so I went to my room to jerk off.  I must have fallen asleep because it was 2:10am and when I went to my room it was 12:30 pm .  I got up and went to the bathroom when I came out I went to check on mom the door was open and mom was laying on the bed.  Her legs where open and I could see her hot swollen pussy lips. I just had to see it closer.  So I called out to see if mom was really out.  Hey mom you up? No sound no movement. I knew mom was a lite sleeper unless she had to much to drink. Then nothing could wake her. So I got on the bed so my face was right in front of her sweet looking pussy I slipped my finger between the lips and rubbed up and down on her clit. I fingered her cunt until it started to get wet with her sloppy cum juice. I had to eat her.  I had to know what it felt like to suck the love juices from the pussy that I slipped out of 18 years ago. I put my mouth on her sweet hot cunt and licked I almost came in my underpants I couldn’t believe it I’m really eating my moms pussy. Mom moaned and started to move, I stopped I thought she was awake but she wasn’t. I got hotter as I licked and sucked moms cunt and I didn’t care if she woke. Mom moved her hips up into my face and said Ohhhh!!  Joe suck it!! Eat it!! That was good because Joe is one of her boyfriends name she thinks it’s him.  It wasn’t long before mom came AHHH!! MMMMM! she moaned as I licked the cum from her steamy cunt.  I looked at her wet cunt. The lips were swollen and red.  I started to finger them one finger, two fingers slipped in all of a sudden I had to see if i could get my fist into her cunt. I slipped two more fingers into her, four fingers in and her cunt was lose.  I slipped my thumb in and pushed my hand slid in.  It was hot and slimy. I made a fist and pushed up and down, mom moaned and I fucked it faster, she bucked her hips up and down on my hand until she creamed.  I pulled my hand out and used her cum to jerk my cock load of cum onto her tits and belly. I left her like that.  She must have dried cum all over her when she woke up. I can’t want to do it all over again!

They’re older. They’re more experienced. And, according to the current trend, they’re younger. They’re MILFs and Cougars. If you’ve had the pleasure of being in the company of one or the other (or both, you lucky bastard), you know what the buzz is about.

For you younger guys who don’t, you’re going to need to be able to spot them, understand their behaviors and safely navigate their stalking grounds. While there may be some similarities between the two, there are also some important differences. So in the interest of furthering your knowledge (and pursuit) of each species, here is your Practical Guide to MILFs and Cougars. Happy hunting.

SCIENTIFIC CLASSIFICATION –
MILF: Mommialis Coitusdesirus
Cougar: Wrinklithicae Hornithalia

DEFINITION -
MILF: An acronym for Mom I’d Like to F*ck, the term gained widespread popularity after it was used in the film, American Pie. Some MILFs may still be married, but the are the only ones you can safely pursue. (Unless you want her husband hunting you.) Some may eventually develop into full-blown Cougars.

Cougar: A woman generally over 40, who has “been around the mountain” a time or two. She may be long , or in the case of particularly predatory Cougars, may never have been married.
EXAMPLES –
MILFs:

L to R: Demi Moore. Food Network star Sandra Lee. Sofia Vergara. Catherine Zeta Jones.

Cougars:

L to R: Peg Bundy. Melanie Griffith. Lisa Rinna. Donatella Versace.

HABITAT -

MILFs: Can usually be found congregating near soccer fields in late afternoon, or in suburban strip centers pushing a shopping cart out of a Target.

Cougars: When not at work selling real estate or styling hair, they can often be found in clubs with names like “City Lights” and “Hot Chocolate”, listening to the sounds of Gloria Gaynor and the Pointer Sisters.

DISTINGUISHING MARKS –

MILFs: Her hair commonly up in a “I really don’t have time to do my hair today” ponytail, it’s her hands that give her away. Look for dryness and chapping from frequent diaper changes, and/or unmanicured nails from constant cleaning up after her family.

Cougars: Wearing a few battle scars from past tussles, the cougar is all about excess. Look for lots of makeup to hide the wrinkles from years of lingering cigarette smoke and tanning bed sessions. Big hair – typically dyed either Platinum Blonde, Roof Tar Black, or Safety Cone Orange, to hide the advancing gray – and overly long, overly manicured nails, used for attracting and capturing her prey. She may also sport a new lower back tattoo (aka, the tramp stamp), or an old boob tattoo, procured in an attempt to convey her carefree sexuality and wild side.

CLOTHES –

MILFs: Since it’s all about comfort for MILFs, you’ll usually find them in whatever they wore to the gym that morning. Or cleaned the house in that afternoon. Sweat pants, sport tops, zippered hoodies, and sneakers are all part of her daily dress. However, when the rare opportunity to dress up arises, look for her to break out the little black dress she wore on dates back in college.

Cougars: If they make it in an animal print, they’ll wear it. Leopard print is her favorite, but look for the occasional zebra print blouse when she wants to spice things up. Sending out subliminal mating signals to the opposite sex, bright, flashy colors are common as well. As is leather of any kind. Leather pants. Leather skirts. Leather jackets. And the tighter, the better.

TRANSPORTATION –

MILFs: Look for a minivan with several “My Child is an Honor Student” bumper stickers outside. And the lingering smell of diaper cream and stale Cheerios inside.

Cougars: An older Camaro or Mustang, or a newer Corvette. Commonly painted bright yellow for attracting and chasing down her younger quarry. A convertible top helps visibility. Once inside, look for shoe prints on the headliner from her past conquests.

DWELLING –

MILFs: The three-bedroom, two-and-a-half bath suburban house, near good schools, she got in the divorce. You will most likely not make it past the front door, since the kids are there with the babysitter, but on the chance the kids are with their father for the weekend, you will find toys and stuffed animals pushed off into the corners, a stack of Pixar DVDs on top the TV, and grape juice stains on the carpet. Decor is utilitarian, with lots of pastels and floral prints. And safety latches on everything. Try to ignore the dog.

Cougars: She’ll have turned her one-bedroom condo into a seduction den, complete with fully stocked bar and very different “toys” than you’d find in a MILF’s home. Don’t be surprised if 9 1/2 weeks is already in the DVD player. In both the living room and bedroom. Once again animal prints rule. On the curtains, pillows, sheets, and anything else she could find at Linens & Things. Try to ignore the scratches on the back of the bedroom door.

DRINK -

MILFs: Bottled water. In the evenings, chamomile tea or a maybe a glass of white zinfandel if the kids have been acting up.

Cougars: Sex on the Beach or a Fuzzy Navel. Or a glass of house red. That’s at lunch. In the evenings it’s scotch.

APPROACHING -
MILFs: Approach carefully. Especially if she’s with her young. They can be very protective. You need to catch a MILF off guard, in a safe environment. Like in the gym. Or the supermarket produce aisle. Or you could skip all that and just get her kids tickets to the Hannah Montana concert.

Cougars: You don’t. She’ll approach you.