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Materials Needed:

- Various fruits large and sturdy enough to withstand vigorous sex long enough to achieve orgasm
- A stop watch to determine how long it takes to come to orgasm with that particular fruit
- A drill auger to carve an erect cock sized hole into the fruit
- Barry White CD for getting in the ‘mood’
- A garbage bag to dispose of the used and violated fruit

EXPERIMENT RESULTS

(For length reasons for this article, I removed several fruits that I did indeed have sex with. I only included my more spectacular or controversial results.)

Watermelon

Time to Reach Orgasm:  6 Minutes 21 seconds

Sturdiness:  The hard exterior shell of the water melon withstood my affections quite well, but the same could not be said of the soft fleshy interior. By the time I came, the interior cavity was quite a bit larger than my own dick. The watermelon flesh is very soft on the inside, and is turned to pulp very quickly by a pounding dick.

The melon did crack a little as well, although it likely was my overzealous lovemaking that caused this, so I do not hold it against the watermelon.

Texture:  The watermelon’s rind felt very pleasurable on my dick  and it compensated for the lack of resistance on the interior of the melon. Also, the abundant water kept my dick lubricated quite adequately.

Final Impressions:  I really enjoyed my brief affair with the watermelon. I credit the hard-yet-yielding exterior rind and the lubricating water for making it a superior sexual partner. It did lose points for the too-soft interior though, so it is certainly not a perfect 10. I would also suggest to not get too rough with the watermelon, or it may crack open. A little spanking is ok, just don’t go overboard.

Passion Fruit

Time to Reach Orgasm:  Did not achieve climax

Sturdiness:  This fruit has the most misleading name ever. First of all, it was the smallest fruit that I had sex with. It was just barely big enough to support a hole that would take in my dick. Secondly, it was far too soft and mushy to be appropriate for physical expressions of love. The passion fruit basically turned to mush after only 30 seconds of thrusting.

Texture:  Soft, mushy, and kind of slimy. The gooey texture was sexually unappealing and was a mood killer. The juices were also somewhat acidic, and they burned my pee hole. The passion fruit also stained my dick an unsightly yellow color which would not come out for days.

Final Impressions:  The passion fruit is a very inferior lover with an inappropriate name. I thought: how could I lose with passion fruit? I was wrong. It is too small, and it is just too weak to withstand all but the most timid lovemaking session. Its slimy texture was just not attractive either. Take it from me: it is not appropriate to have sex with a passion fruit.

Cantaloupe

Time to Reach Orgasm:  8 Minutes 46 seconds

Sturdiness:  Truthfully I had sex with two different cantaloupes. The first cantaloupe I had relations with fell apart. I am not averse to rough sex at times and I guess I got a little too carried away with cantaloupe #1; so much so that it broke into several pieces. After that I realized that I would have to make sweet, soft tender love to the cantaloupe; to be a gentle and caring and attentive lover. To cantaloupe #2 I was all of those things and more.

It survived the ordeal relatively unscathed, and the integrity of the ***** hole was such that I was almost tempted to put the cantaloupe in the fridge and save it for round 2, once I had recovered my stamina. It was kind of slimy with cantaloupe juice and semen though, so I decided to dispose of it.

Texture:  The cantaloupe had a very pleasing, smooth texture to it. Out of all the fruits I had, I think the cantaloupe feels the closest to a human woman. It did have seeds in the core, but they were very soft did not in any way scratch my *****. Also the cantaloupe skin is a bit rough so I made sure the ***** hole had a bit of a flair at the open end to avoid chafing.

Final Impressions:  Overall the cantaloupe is an outstanding sexual partner. It is a fairly solid fruit with a smooth feel. You do have to keep in mind though that any rough stuff will likely result in the cantaloupe falling apart. Make love to the cantaloupe as you would a sophisticated lady and not a 5 dollar hooker and you will have an evening to remember.

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True Confessions

Flashing outside the window

My boyfriend and I were alone in my place one afternoon, and we decided to get naughty. After a while of petting and cuddling, he carried me to the bed and we started making out.

We stripped each other’s clothes and got to play. Half way, my boyfriend wanted to try something new. So I knelt down against the window and he took me from behind.

It felt really good and I held the window grills for support. A minute or two into this and my fingers accidentally pushed the unlatched window open.

I wanted to pull it shut but just as I was about to do that, I saw my sexy neighbor in his place through his window. He was in his room and could easily see me if he turned towards me. I felt a sudden rush of sexual excitement, and nudged the window until he could get a better view.

It was a minute or two before my neighbor faced me. He was shocked to see me, and I just pretended like I didn’t notice him! There I was, totally naked, making out with my guy, and being watched by another man. It felt so hot and I ended up cumming quite a few times.

My beaming boyfriend actually thought it was his male prowess that had turned me on! Since that day, I’ve always preferred that position over all others!

-Paula, 21

Flash for the room boy

I had never ever flashed in public in my life, and it was a secret fantasy of mine. I was on a vacation with my husband, and was taking a shower after a long afternoon at the beach. My husband had taken a trip down to the hotel bar and I was all alone.

I heard the bell ring, and assuming it was my husband, I put on the bathrobe and opened the door.

To my surprise, it was a room boy who came by with fresh towels and bed sheets. As I had already opened the door, there was no point in asking him to go out again. So I told him to finish it up soon. He started changing the sheets, and I went out to the balcony. All of a sudden, I felt a shiver of excitement run down my spine. I knew just what I wanted to do. I was excited and yet, scared. I called out to the guy and told him to clean the entire room instead of just changing the sheets.

About ten minutes into the cleaning, I dropped the book I was reading and pretended like I had fallen asleep on the reclining chair. He looked at me in my short bathrobe that barely concealed my legs, and looked away immediately. A few minutes passed, and I turned sideways to face him. As I moved, I undid the knot that held my bathrobe together. I was completely excited, but kept my eyes almost shut tight. My bathrobe slipped down to my waist and there I was, completely topless in front of a guy I had never seen in my life!

He kept staring at me occasionally, and it felt so good. After a while, I pretended like I woke up. I didn’t bother tying up my bathrobe this time. I was feeling all horny and courageous by now! I started speaking to him, and I slowly tied the bathrobe up right in front of him. He couldn’t take his eyes off me.

I tipped him, and he thanked me with a wide grin. But boy, I bet he didn’t know how excited he made me!

-Ema, 24

Flashing at a sleepover

I’m a 27 year old guy, and am quite busy with my own life. About a year ago, I bumped into two girls who were my classmates back in college. We were very good friends, and it was great fun to catch up after so long. We decided to go out for drinks, and as luck would have it, we were all a bit tipsy. They asked me to spend the night at their place as it was a couple of blocks away, as long as I slept on the couch!

We got to their place, and I saw that it was a studio apartment. We spoke for a while, and decided to turn in for the night. I fell into a deep sleep in no time. I didn’t know how long I slept, but I heard a thud and suddenly woke up. I saw the bathroom light up, and I saw my friend go in. She left the door slightly open, and I could see her standing in front of the mirror. She could definitely see me if she turned around. I half closed my eyes and stared at the bathroom. To my disbelief, she pulled down her top and just stood in front of the mirror. I didn’t know whether to look or not, but I stared at her helplessly. Was she flashing at me?!

She stood in front of the mirror for a few minutes, pulled her top back up and got back into bed. I was perplexed, but I was so turned on. I didn’t know if it was intentional, but I just wanted to do something reckless. As soon as she got into her bed, I immediately walked into the bathroom and just stood there. I looked at her through the door, and could see that she was only pretending to be asleep. Her friend was facing the other way and couldn’t see me. I took off my tee shirt, and in a maddening move, slipped my pants off. I stood there in my boxers and looked at her. I could see that she was still peeping. Before I knew it, I slipped my boxers off and stood stark naked.

I looked at her again, and this time, she was looking back at me! Scared at first, I stared at her for a few seconds and got back into the bathroom. I left the door wide open, and started putting my clothes back on. I was so turned on, but was too confused to try anything funny. I came out of the bathroom, and she was standing right there. We immediately started kissing, and before we knew it, we were having sex on the couch. Talk about an unexpected flash at a sleepover!

-Steven, 27

Public flashing can happen when we least expect it, and at times, it really can be a huge turn on. And the surprising part, you might just find yourself flashing when you least expect it.

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Without wasting a minute, i held her left foot close to my lips, and slowly started eating it like an ice cream, using my lips and a little toungue every time. I sucked her ankle, then the shaft, licked it, holding it like a pecious gift, i took her toe in my mouth and sucked it, in and out if my craving mouth. I slowly took all her fingers one by one and then opened my mouth wide enough to stuff more than half her foot in my mouth.

The same was done with the other foot, and then both together. She was fully supportive and played with my face with her other foot whenever it was free. She made me sniff it, and placed it on my neck, shoulders, and chest.

I was so hard by now that i wanted to fuck like a wild beast. As i took my hand down to unbutton my jeans, she shook her head and said ”let me do that for you”. To my surprise, she unbuttoned my jeans as she lied down on the terrace, with her feet alone. I just kneeled down, near her legs, as she slid her foot inside my boxers, and grabbed it with her right foot toe and finger. My throbbing warm thick dick head was now between her soft toe and first finger. She spread the precum around the top of my penis, and now brought the other foot into play, and started moving her feet around my penis. My dick was still just semi erect, and was slowly gaining erection.

My dick was now between the space made by her feet arches. She gained momentum and soon my fully erect thick cock was making splashing sounds as the precum added some lurication. The sight of pure soft beautiful curved feet around my cummy dick was heavenly. She must have given me the footjob for a good 2-3 minutes before i was ready to cum.

The slut had not had enough, she got hold of her glass kept on one side and asked me to make a drink for her. I know what she meant, and i held tha glass under my penis, as my hand took control for the final cumshot, and there it was-thick warm load of cum in her glass.
She got up now, i held her by one hand for her support. She tilted her head back and opened her mouth, as i poured my sperm in her mouth. She kept her mouth open as i saw the cum move inside her mouth down to her throat.

A few minutes later, we were french-kissing, as i heard my best friend Ash coming with some others.

We separated apart, and all the time while lookin at each other, the slut continued teasing me with her foot movements while everyone else were totally unaware!

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We figured we didn’t want to take anything away from Masturbation Month! Sex should be celebrated every month of the year.

We like celebrating all of what sex offers and so declare September to be Healthy Sex Month! It’s a wonderful excuse (not like we need one) to connect with our bodies, minds and spirits in new and juicy ways.

What you can do for  Sex Month

* pledge to masturbate 3 hours/week, or less or more

* promise to do something new sexually each week – a new position, hand technique, tongue technique

* buy a new toy and use it each week

* pledge to have PHONE SEX with one or two of the GIRLZ at least once a week

* wear something sexy

* you get the idea! Do something loving that involves sexual and sensual pleasure for yourself and/or your partner(s)

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My hands run over my body and I let out a soft sigh. I need to ease the ache between my thighs. I need to touch myself. I need to cum. Wanton desirous thoughts invade my mind. The feeling overwhelms me and I can’t do anything else until I’m sated. 

I’m already naked. I shed my clothes to the bedroom floor and now lie on the bed. The ache deepens. My fingers slide down my neck. I shiver with anticipation. My nipples are already taught when my hands find them. I feel the ache intensify. I roll them between my finger tips and gasp as a pulse begins in my cunt. I squeeze my thighs together wanting so much to cum. My breasts are soft and full in my hands as I caress them. My chest heaves with anticipation. If only you were here to watch me.

I slip one hand down. I know what to do to ease the ache. I know how to satisfy myself. I know you know this and the thought of having you as a voyeur stokes the flames further. The decision now is to make it quick and hard or draw it out slowly. My fingers slide through the wetness pooling between my thighs. Slick juices coat my fingers and I spread it around my clit. I moan softly. Electric waves run through me as my fingers start to circle my clit. The room has disappeared. The outside world has disappeared. Desire, need, want is all I feel.

I let my thighs fall open and slip my fingers to my cunt. Heat envelopes them as I slide two inside. I wonder what you would think now. Would you want to join me or continue to watch. I groan. My hips rise and fall. I need more. My other hand trails down, taking the place on my clit. My cunt throbs with pleasure. I imagine you inside me, filling me. I slide another finger inside, greedily filling myself, thrusting them in and out to keep rhythm with my hips. I lift my leg, needing to push deep, feeling the velvet walls of my cunt squeezing tight around my fingers. My arousal surges. My legs tremble. I wonder if you can feel me. I wonder if you know I’m masturbating for you.

My clit throbs. I press harder, stroking myself. My fingers are slick against me. My body begins to succumb. I don’t want to draw it out any longer. I need it too much to let it last. I need to be greedy. I need to be satisfied. My fingers move frantically over my clit. My cunt pulses harder. I feel the heat building inside me. I gasp again and a small cry escapes my lips.

I can’t control my hips as they buck up against my hands. My heart pounds as I feel pleasure flood my body. Hot breath rushes from my lungs as I cry out. Warmth pulses over my hands and I careen into bliss. Can you feel it?

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Take a gander at the hands…

University of California did a study about finger length.

Because the proportion of the length of your ring finger to your index finger is influenced by the amount of testosterone you were exposed to in the womb, men and women usually have different finger rations.

Commonly, men have longer ring fingers than index fingers and on average, women equal length ring fingers and index fingers.

So, if  a guy’s index finger and ring finger are uncommonly the same length, he might be gay. And if a woman’s ring finger is much longer than her index, she might be gay too.

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Okay, in all seriousness, I am a huge advocate of daily masturbation. I’ve had this conversation with many, many people. No one knows your body like you do. Period! For us ladies, the more you do it, the stronger your pelvic floor, ejaculation control, and sexual confidence will get. Now that’s worth touching yourself, don’t you think?

Here are some dirty facts:

* 89% of women admit to masturbating.

* 4 out of 10 women prefer masturbation over sex.

*Studies suggest masturbation may be good for you. Cervical infections might be reduced with frequent personal stimulation. Also, masturbation has been proven to be a great form of stress relief, a mood booster, a natural sleep sedative, a chronic pain reliever (like those debilitating cramps) and a natural energy booster (take that, Red Bull!).

*Female porcupines have been witnessed using wooden sticks to masturbate.

*48% of women masturbate once a week and 22% masturbate daily.

*53% of women and 17% of men use vibrators to masturbate.

*Contrary to popular belief, vibrators do not desensitize you, no matter how often you use them.

*At this very moment, 797,151 Americans are masturbating. That’s more people than the entire population of Alaska.

*Who holds the World Record for masturbating the longest? Masanobu Sato who lasted 9 hours and 58 minutes in San Francisco’s 2009 Masturbate-a-thon.

*The Sex Positive Photo Project is an ongoing exploration of the sex positive movement and culture and the photo blog about daily masturbation can be which was posted last month.

Love yourself first and everything falls into line.
~Lucille Ball (American actress and comedienne, 1911-1989)

You are absolutely right, Lucille, and learning to please yourself works the same way. When you know what really arouses you, the knowledge flows easily into your love life. When you don’t love yourself, you are basically telling the Universe that you are unworthy or undeserving of any love or positive outcomes that have the same vibrational match as love. Those who do love themselves are generally happier and more alive and their happiness is very addictive to those who do not know how (or who are not capable) of loving themselves. Masturbation is a great start in learning to love yourself.

Masturbation also relieves stress and enhances positive self esteem. Some studies found that men who masturbate regularly may have a lower probability to develop prostate cancer. Achieving an orgasm when masturbating often brings you to a relaxed and content state which is then followed closely by drowsiness and sleep. Don’t grab that sleeping pill… masturbate instead! Masturbation can also help with your blood pressure and the health of your heart! Nice! Perhaps this is true then: “an orgasm a day will help keep the doctor away.” Which sounds like more fun… orgasms or apples?

Masturbate every day whether you’re in a relationship or not and your sex life should improve! So what are you waiting for? Tug, flick, rub, jerk, and thrust your way to better health. Treat yourself – it’s a holiday! Besides, practice makes perfect-ish!

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