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I will admit I am a bit of a voyeur at heart. I have started out my window late at night in hopes someone has left their blinds open and I can catch them doing something nasty. I have caught a few guys masturbating which only makes me start to touch myself as well.
So when a guy asks if I will watch their cam while they are masturbating or doing something extra naughty it only makes me think I am being a voyeur and looking in on them. Ok I have their permission but we just pretend I don’t.

Like last night this guy was telling me all about the sexy panties he was wearing well course I said well why don’t you show me. So he sent me that little video request super fast. There he was in all his sheer pink thong prettiness. Rubbing his small dick in those pretty panties. I couldn’t help but laugh. He was modeling them for me and everything. Getting up and showing me just how good his panty boy ass looked in a pink thong.

I wish I could say it was super exciting to see his panty clitty come out for me to see but it was super small so I could only giggle at it. But I did have a great time talking to him and watching him on cam.

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tips on stretching those holes

GLOVES:

Some (most of) of the latex drugstore kind I find have some degree of ‘tackiness’ to them if you know what I mean and they are not truly ‘slick’ or slippery in combination with certain lubes.

They may be textured to allow a greater tactile sense for those in the medical profession actually handling scalpels etc.

They usually have baby pweder or talc of some kind on them.

Tip: Turn them INSIDE OUT. It should be SMOOTH and NO POWDER.

I would almost trade a slightly thicker glove for one that is smoother and gets SLICK when you add a silicone/dimethicone lube lube like Eros or WET Platinum, etc – there are dozens of brands.

You may find a slightly thicker / real rubber (like fetishwear)or even PVC gloves with a more ‘slick’ exterior may work better.

You could feel every crease and fold but for them, that’s what they ‘grew up with’

LUBE: Everyone has the thing they swear by. From WET or EROS to J-Lube and there are probably 50 brands now and they tend to be expensive which may inhibit their use because you really need a LOT and squirting 1/2 a bottle of some $30 dollar lube gets crazy after a while.

For anal, Lots of folks SWEAR by CRISCO. A huge gob. In your butt.

Then you might use EROS, GUN OIL , Boy Butter, or a similar silicone lube or even water based lube like JLUBE , etc on the toy, fist or penetrative object.

I would highly suggest for lube any cheap brand of moisture lotion with VITAMIN E. Personally i just use Suave….lol It really does work the best for lube plus it also helps your skin inside & out of your ass hole keep in the best condition because of the Vitamin E which is a skin healer.

A warm butt is a relaxed butt.

STRETCHING

You should maybe start with like a medium sized butt plug & move up to large once you are comfy with the medium. Do not rush it & go slow. There’s no hurry & if you rush too fast you could rip & tear your precious tender skin right around your ass hole. It takes a LONG time to properly heal so even if it hurts a little you should back off some & take things really slow.

Protip1: get a VERY large butt plug something like this – the kind that sits up by itself and is like 7 inches wide and sit on it as you would sit with your butt touching the balls of her feet so she can control the weight she is exerting and just slowly rock and grind on it while watching TV.

This works for Vag or A.

When you get as far as it goes,back off a tad and simply slip a finger or a skinny toy in alongside . Now drop back down to the point where it is not uncomfortable but things are airtight.

Use that finger to work your way around the ring and stretch just a tiny section at a time. ONE LITTLE SECTION AT A TIME. GO AROUND AND AROUND.

But you go slooow. Seriously – you camp in front of the tv and just stretch a little bit and go around the ring.

Once you’re gone around a few times, pull finger or toy out from alongside and now allow your weight to slowly drive you down …impaling yourself as deeply as you can manage.

Once you are there, just rock back and forth, circle 8’s , whatever’s clever.

Rinse. Repeat. You will see immediate results without pain.

Where I was sort of stuck at a certain girth for years, I quickly went up in sizes once I started doing this. It’s scary just how fast when combined with the next tip. Once I figured out how to relax and get it in and then be able to get it up and come WHILE banging myself senseless, that’s when I became a ass whore.

Protip2: IN order to be fully relaxed, IMHO you may elect not to use a vibe or play with your junk at all DURING penetration – this is especially true for males because we use the same muscles to achieve and maintain erection and they are linked to that ring but IMHO it may also inhibit gains in women as well.

Let me rephrase. Fellas – don’t touch your cock at all. I can only speak for myself on this and have to separate the fairer sex for the moment.

If a woman clenches her kegals to stop her flow of urine, USUALLY she clenches up BACK THERE as well.

The KEGELS, pelvic floor and rectum ring are all fairly well connected and affected until you train yourself otherwise.

If she is masturbating to the point of orgasm, she is going to experience an increase in tension throughout the area which seems to me, counterproductive.

What I have found in essence is that you clench up a lot of your pelvic floor and related musculature when you work it and you may actually be making your job harder.

Some may disagree, most girls say the pleasure helps distract them from the pain.

I say ‘if you are experiencing pain or even discomfort – you’re doing it wrong!’

I see a lot of videos with women using a hitachi magic wand or similar while they are inserting massive toys front and back but these are the ‘amazing ty’s and naughty alysha’s’ of the world.

When you are that good, you can do whatever the hell you want. I got the the point I could put rambone in with zero prep and just a few drops of lube and I could climax in 30 seconds flat.

But it took some time to get there.

GUYS – LEARNING HOW TO CUM AGAIN.

It’s not easy to get hard and maintain wood when you have a Volkswagon up your ass. At least, this is what I hear.

For the guys you have to almost relearn how to cum but the basics are very simple.

Girls don’t have to get and keep wood but the sensation of cumming while stuffed wider and deeper than ever in your life e can be painful for guys and girls – most ops will pull out in the final moments leading up to climax. There seems to be a correlation with your muscles to be able to CONTRACT and the quality and strength of your orgasm.

Once you’ve got it in. STOP.

During this phase I learned to lay back on the couch and brace whatever toy I am using with my feet. Once I have it ‘in’ I just lay back and try to let things relax. Rambone is perfect for this.

RELAX. RELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX.

And I’ll lay there for 30 minutes or whatever it takes until the feeling I am being torn in two goes away.

Now squeeze your KEGELS. Hurts doesn’t it? It feels like you’re crippled.

But you’re not. Slide a finger in and stretch around until you have ‘created’ a little slack – so to speak.

Squeeze again. And again. Keep doing it until you know you’ve got it.

Now, just put a little (trust me on this fellas)

Hawaiian tropic dark tanning OIL – not lotion and not that dry spray crap.

I’ll say it ONE TIME.

BEST JO lube on the planet. It’s slick but not slippery to wear you lose friction. Smells nice and warms to touch.

Squirt a little in your palm and just surround yourself with your hand.

Now gently squeeze and pull OUT AND AWAY FROM YOUR BODY.

What just happened? Your kegels just flexed didn’t they? Automatic.

Just keep squeezing and a little PULL – not a rapid up and down.

SQUEEZE and PULL.

If you prepped right and you are COMFORTABLE with whatever you have in being there – you will watch Mr. Happy perk up and in a short time you will have as good of an erection as you have ever had.

NOW you can start the thrusting in and out of you with the toy…you will have to consciously continue SQUEEZING those kegels because this is how you keep your wood hard.

Emphasis:

At the end of the day there may not be an actual ‘right or wrong’ – we’ll all learned how to get off in our own ways after all.

It may also be an excellent idea to try this sort of thing at the end of a very long and exhausting session where whoever getting stretched is quite literally ‘all fucked out’ and just laying there like mush.

Hope this helps. Report back with your findings – for science.

PS – : PREPPING for an anal session. Diet and Hygiene

‘THE ANAL DIET’

It’s a joke in the porn industry because there really is no diet when you are doing 2 or 3 scenes a day and just getting your little ass fucked right off.

You simply DON’T EAT. Period.

They do water fasts or juice fasts. Maybe a clear drink (no fucking dairy) with protien and carbs to keep their energy up.

They will book anal scenes for a couple days or as many days as they can stand and then take OFF a couple days and go pig out at MightyTaco which is DEFINITELY not on the to list the night before you are getting your ass busted wide open.

Usually a performer will lose 10-20 pounds once they start doing lots of anal.

THATS why it’s called the anal diet.

That said – for the rest of us? Eat lot of fiber and add things like psyllium husks and before you know you are getting some – you clean out with an enema until the water runs clear.

Yep, you go and get the little 10 dollar rubber bag and hose kit and you get down on the floor and stick your lilly white ass WAY up high n the air as vertical as you can get and pop that hose in and fill er up.

Then you hop on the pot and do your thing. Rinse and repeat until the water is clear.

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Seven Steps to Easy Fisting

Yes, you can get your whole hand inside your partner’s pussy. For women who are into massive penetration, nothing is a bigger turn-on. No experience is necessary for either of you but if your gal pal is a little roomy or has given birth in the past, you’ll have an easier time. Otherwise, you may need to start off slow and work your way up. A few words of caution before you roll up your sleeves and plunge in: fisting can result in injury to the fistee if not done properly. Trust and communication between partners is essential–and tons of lube help a lot, too. Respect your partner’s limits and pain threshold. The following guide is intended for consenting adult partners who wish to engage in this act, and we assume no responsibility for possible injuries caused by or to those attempting it. That said, let these tips be your guide to safe and sane fisting.

1. Get her ready. Make sure your partner is relaxed, turned on, and comfortable. When a woman becomes aroused, her vagina relaxes, expands, and lengthens all very important for accommodating a fist. Also, make sure your hand is very clean and your nails closely trimmed.

2. Use extreme amounts of lube. Even the wettest snatch can use some extra juice during fisting the more, the better. Two lubes I recommend are Astroglide and Liquid Silk. A latex glove can also reduce friction and is a good idea for safer sex purposes.

3. Start slow. Start with one or two fingers and work your way up to three and then four. Most women need some time to further relax the muscles of their vagina, and some may require several stretching sessions, over weeks or even months, before you can actually get your whole hand in.

4. Duck inside. As you add more fingers to your partner’s cunt, squeeze them together so your index and pinkie fingers are under your middle and ring fingers. As you push further inside, tuck your thumb under your fingers. (Imagine you’re making shadow puppets and trying to do a duck.) This makes your hand into a wedge shape that allows you to gradually stretch her open as you press on. Apply steady but slow pressure.

5. Let her lead. Listen to your partner and let her tell you when to push, when to back off, when to add more fingers, and when it’s too much. Fisting can cause vaginal muscle and tissue injuries if you go too fast or too hard. Some pain during fisting is normal, but you have to take her word on the difference between a good hurt and a bad hurt.

6. All the way in. The knuckles are the widest part of the hand and the most difficult part to get past the opening of the vagina. You’ll probably run into resistance at that point. Wait until your partner is ready before making the big push. She may be able to help by bearing down as if giving birth. Once your knuckles slip past the ring of muscles around the vaginal entrance, you’ll find your whole hand enveloped in warm, wet pussy. Now roll your hand into a fist.

7. Voila! At this point, your partner may or may not want you to make gentle fucking movements with your hand inside her, or stimulate her clit. Fisting produces extremely intense sensations for women, so ask her what feels good. When you’re done, make your hand into the wedge shape again, and gently slide out.

***A note: Not everyone finds fisting as easy as this article might suggest. I have known of instances where it just doesn’t happen– either because she can’t relax enough to let it happen, or because she is quite small inside. Whatever the case, please use good judgement here and good communication as well.

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