DIRTY LITTLE SECRET FETISHES WE ALL HAVE

DIRTY LITTLE SECRET FETISHES WE ALL HAVE

DIRTY LITTLE SECRET FETISHES WE ALL HAVE
DIRTY LITTLE SECRET FETISHES WE ALL HAVE

DIRTY LITTLE SECRET FETISHES WE ALL HAVE. Most of us have them in the bedroom. You may think you’re the dirty one, but check these types of fetishes and you’ll see how common fetishes really are.

There are many types of fetishes in the world, and every single day, there are new ones being created in our own heads, or in reality.

And thankfully, dirty little secrets like fetishes are more commonly accepted than ever before. Look at the list below and see if you have any of these or maybe you may have thought about.

Common types of fetishes:

Agoraphilia: Getting’ it on out in public is hot, hot, hot!

Alphmegamia: Bring on the older, seasoned men.

Altocalciphilia: High heels make this person orgasm.

Hirsutophilia: Aroused by armpit hair.

Pubephilia: Don’t ever shave for your partner if they’re in this league, because pubic hair is where it’s at.

Exhibitionism: This is someone who enjoys surprising others by exposing their naughty bits.

Latronudia: Doctor, doctor! This person loves exposing him or herself to a physician. The health insurance bills must be staggering…

Lactaphilia: Mammaries full of milk don’t make just babies happy…

Martymachlia: Aroused by having others watch during lovemaking. Get these folks hooked up with a voyeur, pronto.

Nasophilia: This person gets mentally erect about their partner.

We all have our own ‘dirty little secrets in bed’!

You may have heard or familiar with some of these Fetishes: BBC which is Big Black Cock, Barely Legal, Phonesex, Cuckold, Black Bull, She-male, Age Play, Rape, Milf, Foot Fetish, Humiliation and maybe spanking.

So the next time someone drools over your feet, or obsesses over your undergarments, remember they are as normal as any other human being.

tips on stretching those holes

GLOVES:

Some (most of) of the latex drugstore kind I find have some degree of ‘tackiness’ to them if you know what I mean and they are not truly ‘slick’ or slippery in combination with certain lubes.

They may be textured to allow a greater tactile sense for those in the medical profession actually handling scalpels etc.

They usually have baby pweder or talc of some kind on them.

Tip: Turn them INSIDE OUT. It should be SMOOTH and NO POWDER.

I would almost trade a slightly thicker glove for one that is smoother and gets SLICK when you add a silicone/dimethicone lube lube like Eros or WET Platinum, etc – there are dozens of brands.

You may find a slightly thicker / real rubber (like fetishwear)or even PVC gloves with a more ‘slick’ exterior may work better.

You could feel every crease and fold but for them, that’s what they ‘grew up with’

LUBE: Everyone has the thing they swear by. From WET or EROS to J-Lube and there are probably 50 brands now and they tend to be expensive which may inhibit their use because you really need a LOT and squirting 1/2 a bottle of some $30 dollar lube gets crazy after a while.

For anal, Lots of folks SWEAR by CRISCO. A huge gob. In your butt.

Then you might use EROS, GUN OIL , Boy Butter, or a similar silicone lube or even water based lube like JLUBE , etc on the toy, fist or penetrative object.

I would highly suggest for lube any cheap brand of moisture lotion with VITAMIN E. Personally i just use Suave….lol It really does work the best for lube plus it also helps your skin inside & out of your ass hole keep in the best condition because of the Vitamin E which is a skin healer.

A warm butt is a relaxed butt.

STRETCHING

You should maybe start with like a medium sized butt plug & move up to large once you are comfy with the medium. Do not rush it & go slow. There’s no hurry & if you rush too fast you could rip & tear your precious tender skin right around your ass hole. It takes a LONG time to properly heal so even if it hurts a little you should back off some & take things really slow.

Protip1: get a VERY large butt plug something like this – the kind that sits up by itself and is like 7 inches wide and sit on it as you would sit with your butt touching the balls of her feet so she can control the weight she is exerting and just slowly rock and grind on it while watching TV.

This works for Vag or A.

When you get as far as it goes,back off a tad and simply slip a finger or a skinny toy in alongside . Now drop back down to the point where it is not uncomfortable but things are airtight.

Use that finger to work your way around the ring and stretch just a tiny section at a time. ONE LITTLE SECTION AT A TIME. GO AROUND AND AROUND.

But you go slooow. Seriously – you camp in front of the tv and just stretch a little bit and go around the ring.

Once you’re gone around a few times, pull finger or toy out from alongside and now allow your weight to slowly drive you down …impaling yourself as deeply as you can manage.

Once you are there, just rock back and forth, circle 8’s , whatever’s clever.

Rinse. Repeat. You will see immediate results without pain.

Where I was sort of stuck at a certain girth for years, I quickly went up in sizes once I started doing this. It’s scary just how fast when combined with the next tip. Once I figured out how to relax and get it in and then be able to get it up and come WHILE banging myself senseless, that’s when I became a ass whore.

Protip2: IN order to be fully relaxed, IMHO you may elect not to use a vibe or play with your junk at all DURING penetration – this is especially true for males because we use the same muscles to achieve and maintain erection and they are linked to that ring but IMHO it may also inhibit gains in women as well.

Let me rephrase. Fellas – don’t touch your cock at all. I can only speak for myself on this and have to separate the fairer sex for the moment.

If a woman clenches her kegals to stop her flow of urine, USUALLY she clenches up BACK THERE as well.

The KEGELS, pelvic floor and rectum ring are all fairly well connected and affected until you train yourself otherwise.

If she is masturbating to the point of orgasm, she is going to experience an increase in tension throughout the area which seems to me, counterproductive.

What I have found in essence is that you clench up a lot of your pelvic floor and related musculature when you work it and you may actually be making your job harder.

Some may disagree, most girls say the pleasure helps distract them from the pain.

I say ‘if you are experiencing pain or even discomfort – you’re doing it wrong!’

I see a lot of videos with women using a hitachi magic wand or similar while they are inserting massive toys front and back but these are the ‘amazing ty’s and naughty alysha’s’ of the world.

When you are that good, you can do whatever the hell you want. I got the the point I could put rambone in with zero prep and just a few drops of lube and I could climax in 30 seconds flat.

But it took some time to get there.

GUYS – LEARNING HOW TO CUM AGAIN.

It’s not easy to get hard and maintain wood when you have a Volkswagon up your ass. At least, this is what I hear.

For the guys you have to almost relearn how to cum but the basics are very simple.

Girls don’t have to get and keep wood but the sensation of cumming while stuffed wider and deeper than ever in your life e can be painful for guys and girls – most ops will pull out in the final moments leading up to climax. There seems to be a correlation with your muscles to be able to CONTRACT and the quality and strength of your orgasm.

Once you’ve got it in. STOP.

During this phase I learned to lay back on the couch and brace whatever toy I am using with my feet. Once I have it ‘in’ I just lay back and try to let things relax. Rambone is perfect for this.

RELAX. RELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX.

And I’ll lay there for 30 minutes or whatever it takes until the feeling I am being torn in two goes away.

Now squeeze your KEGELS. Hurts doesn’t it? It feels like you’re crippled.

But you’re not. Slide a finger in and stretch around until you have ‘created’ a little slack – so to speak.

Squeeze again. And again. Keep doing it until you know you’ve got it.

Now, just put a little (trust me on this fellas)

Hawaiian tropic dark tanning OIL – not lotion and not that dry spray crap.

I’ll say it ONE TIME.

BEST JO lube on the planet. It’s slick but not slippery to wear you lose friction. Smells nice and warms to touch.

Squirt a little in your palm and just surround yourself with your hand.

Now gently squeeze and pull OUT AND AWAY FROM YOUR BODY.

What just happened? Your kegels just flexed didn’t they? Automatic.

Just keep squeezing and a little PULL – not a rapid up and down.

SQUEEZE and PULL.

If you prepped right and you are COMFORTABLE with whatever you have in being there – you will watch Mr. Happy perk up and in a short time you will have as good of an erection as you have ever had.

NOW you can start the thrusting in and out of you with the toy…you will have to consciously continue SQUEEZING those kegels because this is how you keep your wood hard.

Emphasis:

At the end of the day there may not be an actual ‘right or wrong’ – we’ll all learned how to get off in our own ways after all.

It may also be an excellent idea to try this sort of thing at the end of a very long and exhausting session where whoever getting stretched is quite literally ‘all fucked out’ and just laying there like mush.

Hope this helps. Report back with your findings – for science.

PS – : PREPPING for an anal session. Diet and Hygiene

‘THE ANAL DIET’

It’s a joke in the porn industry because there really is no diet when you are doing 2 or 3 scenes a day and just getting your little ass fucked right off.

You simply DON’T EAT. Period.

They do water fasts or juice fasts. Maybe a clear drink (no fucking dairy) with protien and carbs to keep their energy up.

They will book anal scenes for a couple days or as many days as they can stand and then take OFF a couple days and go pig out at MightyTaco which is DEFINITELY not on the to list the night before you are getting your ass busted wide open.

Usually a performer will lose 10-20 pounds once they start doing lots of anal.

THATS why it’s called the anal diet.

That said – for the rest of us? Eat lot of fiber and add things like psyllium husks and before you know you are getting some – you clean out with an enema until the water runs clear.

Yep, you go and get the little 10 dollar rubber bag and hose kit and you get down on the floor and stick your lilly white ass WAY up high n the air as vertical as you can get and pop that hose in and fill er up.

Then you hop on the pot and do your thing. Rinse and repeat until the water is clear.

Call me, I can assist you!

Streaming the Golden Showers

Let me introduce you to the P Style, a device that allows women to pee standing up PROPERLY. Yes you read it right!

I know there are a few gadgets out there with the same purpose and I have no idea if they work, but I am a big fan now of the P Style. Ok so I do not need to pee standing up very often myself BUT if I were to go camping, hiking, on an outdoor activity, on a holiday or anywhere I know peeing may be an issue I will from now on carry this device with me. For those with fear of germs in public toilets it can be a god send and if for some reason you have health issues with sitting on a toilet (knee pains, broken legs, etc) it can be quite handy as well. . reviews 005 reviews 003 . What is it? Well its a hard plastic shell that measures approx 3.8 cm (1.5 in) tall, 3.8 cm (1.5 in) wide and 19 cm (7.5 in) long. Here is a pic of it with a pen next to it so you can get an idea of the dimensions.

If you look at it side ways it starts with a tiny up curve and ends down in a slow pat the other end. If you look from the top it looks a bit like a water slide with a wider part at one end and a narrower at the other. The P Style comes in 6 different colors: blue, clear, green, lavender, pink and orange. . Using it: either naked or clothed (just unzip pants or lift skirt or push undies/bathing suit to the side) slide the wider part between your legs just past you urethra and push it up tight against you. Lean it down. Oh and don’t forget to lift the toilet seat up…yep just like a man. Now pee! And marvel at your exploits! . I know this is going to sound silly but OMG its so much fun! First I thought the peeing reflex would be hard, like when squatting in the woods. But I had no problem. And yes I had a great time being able to aim my urine into the toilet bowl like a man would. When your done pull out the P Style while pushing up to catch the drips. You will see they will trickle down into the toilet. Juts dry up with a bit of toilet paper, you won’t need as much as usual. Then rinse and wash in the sink the device or if the woods bring a little towelette. You can do the whole process easily without getting any urine on your hands. I am telling you I am now looking forward to peeing at home just to use it for now. Its such a great novelty. . AND I found a way to apply it in BDSM next time that circumstance comes up. It is perfect for golden showers. What sucks about then is that women have no control really as to where the stream will go. With the P Style you can direct it perfectly to any body part of the sub you want. Its going to be fabulous!

brown town trip

Kerry slid in between her mother’s legs and buried her nose into the wet tunnel, fucking her mother’s shit-filled cunt with her nose. Then, drawing her nose out, she began sucking big mouthfuls out of her mother’s cunt. When she had swallowed the big mouthful, she began licking at her mother’s clit, making Harriet buck her hips up and down. Shit squeezed out of Harriet’s cunt and Kerry lapped up the cummy, slimy shit and swallowed as she licked, never forgetting to smack her lips and tongue.

“Eat it baby, eat your mother’s cunt. My cunt is just like a rectum now, it’s shitting in your mouth. Ooooh yes, suck my cunt, sweetheart. Suck all that slimy stuff out of my cunt!” “Mommie, your cum is making this shit taste better than delicious. It’s exquisite!”
“Suck it, honey. Suck shit! SUCK SHIT! SUCK SHIT!!”
A skinny redhead came up and squatted down next to Harriet’s mouth and began dumping. She had a long thin turd, about a half inch thick and it kept breaking up and plopping down into Harriet’s mouth, which she gobbled up. Kerry’s eyes were glued on her mother’s mouth sucking up this slimy, gooey shit and swallowing piece by piece while it came down into Harriet’s mouth. Kerry had sucked her mother’s cunt empty and was running her tongue up into the warm tunnel to try and extract more of the woman’s turd.
“My mother is eating shit, I’ve never seen her do this before,” Kerry stared. “Does it taste good, Mommie?”
Harriet swallowed another mouthful, “Yes, honey. It tastes wonderful. I miss this so much!”
“Hi ladies,” another gorgeous woman walked in. “I just got here and missed most of the fun, but I think I’ll be able to entertain you ladies some. I’ve been saving up for a full week now and I’m walking sideways to keep it in!”
“Hi Vonda, you haven’t missed much, we only had two toilet girls here this afternoon. This afternoon a woman brought her daughter up here for the first time and now the mother is eating shit too, a mother/daughter team.”
“Ms. Lavender told me she had a new girl here. Where is she? I want to really brown her mouth. I feel like I could shit for a week!
Vonda was beautiful, about 5’7” and weighed no more than 120 lbs. She had long blond hair with a full set of tits that jiggled as she walked. Her nipples were already hard in anticipation. She had a little slender waist, a flat tummy and a lovely bottom that pushed out as she walked. Her legs were long and slender, perfectly molded. She was a dream come true. Kerry saw this new lady walk in and at once noticed how pretty she was and wanted to offer this lady her mouth all over again………..which she did!

Let me treat you to a little brown surprise!