I will admit I am a bit of a voyeur at heart. I have started out my window late at night in hopes someone has left their blinds open and I can catch them doing something nasty. I have caught a few guys masturbating which only makes me start to touch myself as well.
So when a guy asks if I will watch their cam while they are masturbating or doing something extra naughty it only makes me think I am being a voyeur and looking in on them. Ok I have their permission but we just pretend I don’t.
Like last night this guy was telling me all about the sexy panties he was wearing well course I said well why don’t you show me. So he sent me that little video request super fast. There he was in all his sheer pink thong prettiness. Rubbing his small dick in those pretty panties. I couldn’t help but laugh. He was modeling them for me and everything. Getting up and showing me just how good his panty boy ass looked in a pink thong.
I wish I could say it was super exciting to see his panty clitty come out for me to see but it was super small so I could only giggle at it. But I did have a great time talking to him and watching him on cam.
So for those of you out there that are looking for a phone girl to watch you be naughty and kinky I am definitely the girl.
She Likes it in the Ass – The last post on the blog reminded me very much of my own wife. If you look at the pics you can see why. Our story is a bit diferent though. Really, I didn’t see it coming. There was no sign of it leading up to our wedding day. And ended up marrying a demanding controlling, sex addict, bitch of a woman.
Early on it started. Whenever I didn’t feel like sex she’d cut me off for a month. Finally she’d give in but she always managed to get my face between her legs lapping away like a dog for an hour. Sometimes she’d fuck me but just as often not.
That’s when she began saying and doing things, humiliating things like ‘you’re dick is so cute’ when she was playing with it. Or suddenly ramming her middle finger up my ass.
Once when she knew I was super horny she teased and prodded me into licking her ass. After that she was always coming up with ways to get her ass in my face. Now and then I like it but it soon became part of our pattern. So much so that her idea of a quickie became bending over with her pants down and having me tongue fuck her asshole while she masterbated her way to an orgasm. This happened in the car on the side of the road a couple of times and another time in a gas station restroom. She became very demanding about it.
Once beside a mall unisex restroom, I refused. She slapped me square in the face in front of 20 people. Then grabbed a handful of my hair and led me inside and locked the door. She said nothing. Just pushed me down on the toilet seat, dropped her jeans and jammed her ass in my face! Afterwards she warned me not to refuse her again calling me Mr Little Dick.
Another fucked up thing was waking me up in the middle of the night by straddling my face and saying things that sounded like it was from a dream. Saying something like “Eat me cunt, lick all his fuckin cum out. Don’t miss any.” All the while grinding her pussy all over me and yankin my head by my hair.
It wasn’t long after that she came home late with a big smile on her face. She called me over to where she was sitting saying “I wanna show you something.” Lifted her blue jean skirt – no fuckin panties – “Get down and see.” I got down eye to eye with her pussy. She poked two fingers inside herself and pulled them out wet with cum. Then she tried to stick them in my mouth but I turned my head. She just laughed and pulled my hair so hard it raised a knot on my head. Then she pushed her fingers into my mouth.
She held my head right there dipping her fingers in her pussy and feeding them to me and slapping my face calling me a cum eating faggot. Then she sat back and said “now lick up the rest.” I licked until she had a couple of orgasms.
She had me totally whipped. Licking her pussy and asshole became an everyday chore. And she liked it best when I was licking some fuckin guy’s cum out of her. Gets her really excited, yankin my hair and slappin my face kind of excited.
She knew I was beaten down and she could do anything she wanted. That’s why I ended up in a motel room lappin her clit while some bastard fucked her right in my face. She got into setting up scenes that she’d dream up. Her favorite was a threesome with some hung fucker that always started out with him dominating me to get warmed up for her. She’d have the guy wear army boots and nothing else. I’d get drug around on my knees into different positions licking his hairy asshole and balls and having a 8 inch dick shoved in my mouth in between.
Then she’d fuck him in several positions with me licking their assholes, his balls and her pussy the whole time. It would end with me eating her creampie or kneeling looking up while she jacked his dick till he shot cum in my face.
Here is a photo of one of our regular clients, since 1999.
He just can’s get enough of that cock in his throat, but the problem Brian has been having lately, is he’s tired of sucking on strap on cock, he need some real meat to face fuck his little faggot mouth.
If you would like for him to suck your cock, just let Miranda know, she’s been training him along.
We aim to please!
The Hanky Code is a traditional form of signalling to others what your sexual preferences and interests are. Gay men used this code to communicate with each other in the noisy and distracting environment of gay bars. Although not as widely used these days, it is still a worthwhile resource and is, among those who know, a great conversation starter.
Can you tell m,e what he’s flagging??
|COLOR||WORN ON LEFT||WORN ON RIGHT|
|BLACK||heavy SM top||heavy SM bottom|
|GREY||bondage top||fit to be tied!|
|BLUE, Light||wants head||cocksucker|
|BLUE, Robin’s Egg||69er||anything but 69ing|
|BLUE, Navy||fucker (top)||fuckee (bottom)|
|BLUE, Airforce||pilot/flight attendant||likes flyboys|
|BLUE, Light w/WHITE Stripe||sailor||lookin’ for salty seamen|
|BLUE, Teal||cock & ball torturer||cock & ball torturee|
|RED||fist fucker||fist fuckee|
|RED, Dark||2-handed fister||2-handed fistee|
|PINK, Light||dildo fucker||dildo fuckee|
|PINK, Dark||tit torturer||tit torturee|
|MAUVE||into navel worshippers||has a navel fetish|
|MAGENTA||suck my pits||armpit freak|
|LAVENDER||likes drag queens||drag queen|
|YELLOW, Pale||spits||drool crazy|
|MUSTARD||hung 8″+||wants 8″+|
|GOLD||two looking for one||one looking for two|
|ORANGE||anything anytime||nothing now (just cruising)|
|APRICOT||two tons o’ fun||chubby chaser|
|CORAL||suck my toes||shrimper (sucks toes)|
|RUST||a cowboy||a cowboy’s horse|
|GREEN, Kelly||hustler (for rent)||john (looking to buy)|
|GREEN, Hunter||daddy||orphan boy looking for daddy|
|OLIVE DRAB||military top||military bottom|
|GREEN, Lime||dines off tricks (food)||dinner plate (will buy dinner)|
|BROWN||scat top||scat bottom|
|BROWN LACE||uncut||likes uncut|
|BROWN SATIN||cut||likes cut|
|CHARCOAL||latex fetish top||latex fetish bottom|
|GREY FLANNEL||owns a suit||likes men in suits|
|WHITE||beat my meat (J/O)||I’ll do us both (J/O)|
|CREAM||cums in condoms||sucks cum out of condoms|
|BLACK w/WHITE Check||safe sex top||safe sex bottom|
|RED w/WHITE Stripe||shaver||shavee|
|RED w/BLACK Stripe||furry bear||likes bears|
|WHITE LACE||likes white bottoms||likes white tops|
|BLACK w/WHITE Stripe||likes black bottoms||likes black tops|
|BROWN w/WHITE Stripe||likes latino bottoms||likes latino tops|
|YELLOW w/WHITE Stripe||likes asian bottoms||likes asian tops|
|BLUE, Light w/WHITE Dots||likes white suckers||likes to suck whites|
|BLUE, Light w/BLACK Dots||likes black suckers||likes to suck blacks|
|BLUE, Light w/BROWN Dots||likes latino suckers||likes to suck latinos|
|BLUE, Light w/YELLOW Dots||likes asian suckers||likes to suck asians|
|RED/WHITE GINGHAM||park sex top||park sex bottom|
|PAISLEY||wears boxer shorts||likes boxer shorts|
|FUR||bestialist top||bestialist bottom|
|GOLD LAME||likes muscleboy bottoms||likes muscleboy tops|
|BLACK VELVET||has/takes videos||will perform for the camera|
|WHITE VELVET||voyeur (likes to watch)||will put on a show|
|LEOPARD||has tattoos||likes tattoos|
|TAN||smokes cigars||likes cigars|
|KEWPIE DOLL||chicken (under-aged)||chicken hawk (likes young adolescents)|
|DIRTY JOCKSTRAP||wears a dirty jock||sucks dirty jocks clean|
|DOILY||tearoom top (pours)||tearoom bottom (drinks)|
|MOSQUITO NETTING||outdoor sex top||outdoor sex bottom|
|ZIPLOC BAG||has drugs||looking for drugs|
|COCKTAIL NAPKIN||bartender||bar groupie|
|KEYS IN FRONT||has a car||looking for a ride|
|KEYS IN BACK||has a home||needs a place to stay|
|HOUNDS TOOTH||likes to nibble||willing to be bitten|
|UNION JACK||skinhead top||skinhead bottom|
|CALICO||new in town||tourists welcome|
|TERRYCLOTH||bathhouse top||bathhouse bottom|
|WHITE w/MULTICOLOR Dots||hosting an orgy||looking for an orgy|
I guess she is suppose to be sleeping or knocked out, but after watching it a couple times i saw her wiggling her toes. Plus she would fall to one side. But I give her kudos for not saying or moaning a sound. …
Some (most of) of the latex drugstore kind I find have some degree of ‘tackiness’ to them if you know what I mean and they are not truly ‘slick’ or slippery in combination with certain lubes.
They may be textured to allow a greater tactile sense for those in the medical profession actually handling scalpels etc.
They usually have baby pweder or talc of some kind on them.
Tip: Turn them INSIDE OUT. It should be SMOOTH and NO POWDER.
I would almost trade a slightly thicker glove for one that is smoother and gets SLICK when you add a silicone/dimethicone lube lube like Eros or WET Platinum, etc – there are dozens of brands.
You may find a slightly thicker / real rubber (like fetishwear)or even PVC gloves with a more ‘slick’ exterior may work better.
You could feel every crease and fold but for them, that’s what they ‘grew up with’
LUBE: Everyone has the thing they swear by. From WET or EROS to J-Lube and there are probably 50 brands now and they tend to be expensive which may inhibit their use because you really need a LOT and squirting 1/2 a bottle of some $30 dollar lube gets crazy after a while.
For anal, Lots of folks SWEAR by CRISCO. A huge gob. In your butt.
Then you might use EROS, GUN OIL , Boy Butter, or a similar silicone lube or even water based lube like JLUBE , etc on the toy, fist or penetrative object.
I would highly suggest for lube any cheap brand of moisture lotion with VITAMIN E. Personally i just use Suave….lol It really does work the best for lube plus it also helps your skin inside & out of your ass hole keep in the best condition because of the Vitamin E which is a skin healer.
A warm butt is a relaxed butt.
You should maybe start with like a medium sized butt plug & move up to large once you are comfy with the medium. Do not rush it & go slow. There’s no hurry & if you rush too fast you could rip & tear your precious tender skin right around your ass hole. It takes a LONG time to properly heal so even if it hurts a little you should back off some & take things really slow.
Protip1: get a VERY large butt plug something like this – the kind that sits up by itself and is like 7 inches wide and sit on it as you would sit with your butt touching the balls of her feet so she can control the weight she is exerting and just slowly rock and grind on it while watching TV.
This works for Vag or A.
When you get as far as it goes,back off a tad and simply slip a finger or a skinny toy in alongside . Now drop back down to the point where it is not uncomfortable but things are airtight.
Use that finger to work your way around the ring and stretch just a tiny section at a time. ONE LITTLE SECTION AT A TIME. GO AROUND AND AROUND.
But you go slooow. Seriously – you camp in front of the tv and just stretch a little bit and go around the ring.
Once you’re gone around a few times, pull finger or toy out from alongside and now allow your weight to slowly drive you down …impaling yourself as deeply as you can manage.
Once you are there, just rock back and forth, circle 8’s , whatever’s clever.
Rinse. Repeat. You will see immediate results without pain.
Where I was sort of stuck at a certain girth for years, I quickly went up in sizes once I started doing this. It’s scary just how fast when combined with the next tip. Once I figured out how to relax and get it in and then be able to get it up and come WHILE banging myself senseless, that’s when I became a ass whore.
Protip2: IN order to be fully relaxed, IMHO you may elect not to use a vibe or play with your junk at all DURING penetration – this is especially true for males because we use the same muscles to achieve and maintain erection and they are linked to that ring but IMHO it may also inhibit gains in women as well.
Let me rephrase. Fellas – don’t touch your cock at all. I can only speak for myself on this and have to separate the fairer sex for the moment.
If a woman clenches her kegals to stop her flow of urine, USUALLY she clenches up BACK THERE as well.
The KEGELS, pelvic floor and rectum ring are all fairly well connected and affected until you train yourself otherwise.
If she is masturbating to the point of orgasm, she is going to experience an increase in tension throughout the area which seems to me, counterproductive.
What I have found in essence is that you clench up a lot of your pelvic floor and related musculature when you work it and you may actually be making your job harder.
Some may disagree, most girls say the pleasure helps distract them from the pain.
I say ‘if you are experiencing pain or even discomfort – you’re doing it wrong!’
I see a lot of videos with women using a hitachi magic wand or similar while they are inserting massive toys front and back but these are the ‘amazing ty’s and naughty alysha’s’ of the world.
When you are that good, you can do whatever the hell you want. I got the the point I could put rambone in with zero prep and just a few drops of lube and I could climax in 30 seconds flat.
But it took some time to get there.
GUYS – LEARNING HOW TO CUM AGAIN.
It’s not easy to get hard and maintain wood when you have a Volkswagon up your ass. At least, this is what I hear.
For the guys you have to almost relearn how to cum but the basics are very simple.
Girls don’t have to get and keep wood but the sensation of cumming while stuffed wider and deeper than ever in your life e can be painful for guys and girls – most ops will pull out in the final moments leading up to climax. There seems to be a correlation with your muscles to be able to CONTRACT and the quality and strength of your orgasm.
Once you’ve got it in. STOP.
During this phase I learned to lay back on the couch and brace whatever toy I am using with my feet. Once I have it ‘in’ I just lay back and try to let things relax. Rambone is perfect for this.
And I’ll lay there for 30 minutes or whatever it takes until the feeling I am being torn in two goes away.
Now squeeze your KEGELS. Hurts doesn’t it? It feels like you’re crippled.
But you’re not. Slide a finger in and stretch around until you have ‘created’ a little slack – so to speak.
Squeeze again. And again. Keep doing it until you know you’ve got it.
Now, just put a little (trust me on this fellas)
Hawaiian tropic dark tanning OIL – not lotion and not that dry spray crap.
I’ll say it ONE TIME.
BEST JO lube on the planet. It’s slick but not slippery to wear you lose friction. Smells nice and warms to touch.
Squirt a little in your palm and just surround yourself with your hand.
Now gently squeeze and pull OUT AND AWAY FROM YOUR BODY.
What just happened? Your kegels just flexed didn’t they? Automatic.
Just keep squeezing and a little PULL – not a rapid up and down.
SQUEEZE and PULL.
If you prepped right and you are COMFORTABLE with whatever you have in being there – you will watch Mr. Happy perk up and in a short time you will have as good of an erection as you have ever had.
NOW you can start the thrusting in and out of you with the toy…you will have to consciously continue SQUEEZING those kegels because this is how you keep your wood hard.
At the end of the day there may not be an actual ‘right or wrong’ – we’ll all learned how to get off in our own ways after all.
It may also be an excellent idea to try this sort of thing at the end of a very long and exhausting session where whoever getting stretched is quite literally ‘all fucked out’ and just laying there like mush.
Hope this helps. Report back with your findings – for science.
PS – : PREPPING for an anal session. Diet and Hygiene
‘THE ANAL DIET’
It’s a joke in the porn industry because there really is no diet when you are doing 2 or 3 scenes a day and just getting your little ass fucked right off.
You simply DON’T EAT. Period.
They do water fasts or juice fasts. Maybe a clear drink (no fucking dairy) with protien and carbs to keep their energy up.
They will book anal scenes for a couple days or as many days as they can stand and then take OFF a couple days and go pig out at MightyTaco which is DEFINITELY not on the to list the night before you are getting your ass busted wide open.
Usually a performer will lose 10-20 pounds once they start doing lots of anal.
THATS why it’s called the anal diet.
That said – for the rest of us? Eat lot of fiber and add things like psyllium husks and before you know you are getting some – you clean out with an enema until the water runs clear.
Yep, you go and get the little 10 dollar rubber bag and hose kit and you get down on the floor and stick your lilly white ass WAY up high n the air as vertical as you can get and pop that hose in and fill er up.
Then you hop on the pot and do your thing. Rinse and repeat until the water is clear.