Some (most of) of the latex drugstore kind I find have some degree of ‘tackiness’ to them if you know what I mean and they are not truly ‘slick’ or slippery in combination with certain lubes.

They may be textured to allow a greater tactile sense for those in the medical profession actually handling scalpels etc.

They usually have baby pweder or talc of some kind on them.

Tip: Turn them INSIDE OUT. It should be SMOOTH and NO POWDER.

I would almost trade a slightly thicker glove for one that is smoother and gets SLICK when you add a silicone/dimethicone lube lube like Eros or WET Platinum, etc – there are dozens of brands.

You may find a slightly thicker / real rubber (like fetishwear)or even PVC gloves with a more ‘slick’ exterior may work better.

You could feel every crease and fold but for them, that’s what they ‘grew up with’

LUBE: Everyone has the thing they swear by. From WET or EROS to J-Lube and there are probably 50 brands now and they tend to be expensive which may inhibit their use because you really need a LOT and squirting 1/2 a bottle of some $30 dollar lube gets crazy after a while.

For anal, Lots of folks SWEAR by CRISCO. A huge gob. In your butt.

Then you might use EROS, GUN OIL , Boy Butter, or a similar silicone lube or even water based lube like JLUBE , etc on the toy, fist or penetrative object.

I would highly suggest for lube any cheap brand of moisture lotion with VITAMIN E. Personally i just use Suave….lol It really does work the best for lube plus it also helps your skin inside & out of your ass hole keep in the best condition because of the Vitamin E which is a skin healer.

A warm butt is a relaxed butt.

STRETCHING

Protip1: get a VERY large butt plug something like this – the kind that sits up by itself and is like 7 inches wide and sit on it as you would sit with your butt touching the balls of her feet so she can control the weight she is exerting and just slowly rock and grind on it while watching TV.

This works for Vag or A.

When you get as far as it goes,back off a tad and simply slip a finger or a skinny toy in alongside . Now drop back down to the point where it is not uncomfortable but things are airtight.

Use that finger to work your way around the ring and stretch just a tiny section at a time. ONE LITTLE SECTION AT A TIME. GO AROUND AND AROUND.

But you go slooow. Seriously – you camp in front of the tv and just stretch a little bit and go around the ring.

Once you’re gone around a few times, pull finger or toy out from alongside and now allow your weight to slowly drive you down …impaling yourself as deeply as you can manage.

Once you are there, just rock back and forth, circle 8′s , whatever’s clever.

Rinse. Repeat. You will see immediate results without pain.

Where I was sort of stuck at a certain girth for years, I quickly went up in sizes once I started doing this. It’s scary just how fast when combined with the next tip. Once I figured out how to relax and get it in and then be able to get it up and come WHILE banging myself senseless, that’s when I became a ass whore.

Protip2: IN order to be fully relaxed, IMHO you may elect not to use a vibe or play with your junk at all DURING penetration – this is especially true for males because we use the same muscles to achieve and maintain erection and they are linked to that ring but IMHO it may also inhibit gains in women as well.

Let me rephrase. Fellas – don’t touch your cock at all. I can only speak for myself on this and have to separate the fairer sex for the moment.

If a woman clenches her kegals to stop her flow of urine, USUALLY she clenches up BACK THERE as well.

The KEGELS, pelvic floor and rectum ring are all fairly well connected and affected until you train yourself otherwise.

If she is masturbating to the point of orgasm, she is going to experience an increase in tension throughout the area which seems to me, counterproductive.

What I have found in essence is that you clench up a lot of your pelvic floor and related musculature when you work it and you may actually be making your job harder.

Some may disagree, most girls say the pleasure helps distract them from the pain.

I say ‘if you are experiencing pain or even discomfort – you’re doing it wrong!’

I see a lot of videos with women using a hitachi magic wand or similar while they are inserting massive toys front and back but these are the ‘amazing ty’s and naughty alysha’s’ of the world.

When you are that good, you can do whatever the hell you want. I got the the point I could put rambone in with zero prep and just a few drops of lube and I could climax in 30 seconds flat.

But it took some time to get there.

GUYS – LEARNING HOW TO CUM AGAIN.

It’s not easy to get hard and maintain wood when you have a Volkswagon up your ass. At least, this is what I hear.

For the guys you have to almost relearn how to cum but the basics are very simple.

Girls don’t have to get and keep wood but the sensation of cumming while stuffed wider and deeper than ever in your life e can be painful for guys and girls – most ops will pull out in the final moments leading up to climax. There seems to be a correlation with your muscles to be able to CONTRACT and the quality and strength of your orgasm.

Once you’ve got it in. STOP.

During this phase I learned to lay back on the couch and brace whatever toy I am using with my feet. Once I have it ‘in’ I just lay back and try to let things relax. Rambone is perfect for this.

RELAX. RELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX.

And I’ll lay there for 30 minutes or whatever it takes until the feeling I am being torn in two goes away.

Now squeeze your KEGELS. Hurts doesn’t it? It feels like you’re crippled.

But you’re not. Slide a finger in and stretch around until you have ‘created’ a little slack – so to speak.

Squeeze again. And again. Keep doing it until you know you’ve got it.

Now, just put a little (trust me on this fellas)

Hawaiian tropic dark tanning OIL – not lotion and not that dry spray crap.

I’ll say it ONE TIME.

BEST JO lube on the planet. It’s slick but not slippery to wear you lose friction. Smells nice and warms to touch.

Squirt a little in your palm and just surround yourself with your hand.

Now gently squeeze and pull OUT AND AWAY FROM YOUR BODY.

What just happened? Your kegels just flexed didn’t they? Automatic.

Just keep squeezing and a little PULL – not a rapid up and down.

SQUEEZE and PULL.

If you prepped right and you are COMFORTABLE with whatever you have in being there – you will watch Mr. Happy perk up and in a short time you will have as good of an erection as you have ever had.

NOW you can start the thrusting in and out of you with the toy…you will have to consciously continue SQUEEZING those kegels because this is how you keep your wood hard.

Emphasis:

At the end of the day there may not be an actual ‘right or wrong’ – we’ll all learned how to get off in our own ways after all.

It may also be an excellent idea to try this sort of thing at the end of a very long and exhausting session where whoever getting stretched is quite literally ‘all fucked out’ and just laying there like mush.

Hope this helps. Report back with your findings – for science.

PS – : PREPPING for an anal session. Diet and Hygiene

‘THE ANAL DIET’

It’s a joke in the porn industry because there really is no diet when you are doing 2 or 3 scenes a day and just getting your little ass fucked right off.

You simply DON’T EAT. Period.

They do water fasts or juice fasts. Maybe a clear drink (no fucking dairy) with protien and carbs to keep their energy up.

They will book anal scenes for a couple days or as many days as they can stand and then take OFF a couple days and go pig out at MightyTaco which is DEFINITELY not on the to list the night before you are getting your ass busted wide open.

Usually a performer will lose 10-20 pounds once they start doing lots of anal.

THATS why it’s called the anal diet.

That said – for the rest of us? Eat lot of fiber and add things like psyllium husks and before you know you are getting some – you clean out with an enema until the water runs clear.

Yep, you go and get the little 10 dollar rubber bag and hose kit and you get down on the floor and stick your lilly white ass WAY up high n the air as vertical as you can get and pop that hose in and fill er up.

Then you hop on the pot and do your thing. Rinse and repeat until the water is clear.

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He fidgeted in the Doctor’s waiting room. She whispered to him. Now you be a good baby boy for the Dr, or Mommy will spank your bottom.” He blushed as the Nurse called his name. Mommy took his hand in hers, and led him back to the exam room. The Nurse told him, he needed to strip down to his t-shirt, and undershorts. Mommy saved him embarrassment by saying, “Um. he is a baby boy in many ways, Nurse. Now he doesn’t have to actually USE his diaper, however, he behaves much better wearing it.”

The Nurse checked his BP, and pulse. “OK, this is a sexual dysfunction case, the Dr. will be in shortly. In did, the Dr. came in. She excused her Nurse, and turned to Mommy. “Um, I spoke to both you, “Mommy,” and your regular Doctor at length, so I am very familiar with your problems. Do you recall what I told you about how I prefer to do sexual exams, Ma’am?” Yes, you want to be alone with the patient. I will leave, but if he misbehaves, you may call me to spank him.”

Mommy left the little room, and the Dr. lifted his t-shirt, taking it off. “Too do this exam properly, I need to be very intimate with you. Your Mommy knows this, and it is OK.” He merely nods his assent. She begins by rubbing his little nipples. “Oh good, those seem to react well to touch. Now I am going to kiss, and suck them.” She did so for a few minutes. “Alright, lie on your back for me, so I can take your diaper down. I need to do several things now. Check your temp, and see if your penis has reacted to your sensitive nipples being played with.”

He lies back, and the Dr. opens his diaper and slips it down his legs. As she looks closely at his penis, she asks him. “Do you like wearing a diaper most of the time? ” Yes I do, ‘cept when Mommy spanks me real hard, or gives me a “bottom pill.” “Do you mean a suppository?” “Yes Ma’am, that is what Mommy calls it.” “Well, your penis reacted a little bit from my suckling of your nipples, but not near enough, hmm?” All he could do was blush. She lifted his legs, and her finger lubed his rectum. then she put a thermometer inside of his bottom. “Does Mommy do you tempy this way?” “Yes’m, she does.”

She took the full, old fashioned 5 minutes. Then she removed the thermometer and read it. “Well you don’t have any tempy, that we need to worry about, however, there seems to a bit of do do. in your bottom hole, and I need to examine your prostrate gland. I think I want to give you a good, cleansing enema.” “NOOOOO, baby boy don’t LIKE a enema. Don’t like, don’t want. Don’t needs no enemas.”

“Well, baby boy has just three choices. Agree to the enema is one. Have me, or Mommy spank you good.” ” His penis definitely reacted when he heard, “have me.” “Would you really spank me?” “Yes I will, and over my ample lap.” His mind wanted that!! “Ok, I am not gonna takes no ENEMA!” Quickly she yanked him off the table, and over her lap on a chair. He soon regretted his choice, as she spanked him much harder than Mommy. She finished and stood him in front of her. “Hmm, I’d say your penis really enjoyed that. I think we will see if you can cum for me.

The Dr. lotioned her hand, and began to fully masturbate his “cock.” His moans, and groans became greater. “Tell me if, and when you are going to squirt, baby boy.” “Umm, NOW please?” She slipped his cock into her warm mouth, and he began to cum immediately. She allowed him to relax for a few minutes. “Are you going to let me give you an enema now?” “Yes Ma’am.”

The doctor put him back upon the table, lying on his back. She watched him closely for any reactions, as she prepared a bowl of mildly soapy enema water. She saw his penis begin to stiffen as she lubed the tip of her “baby enema bulb.”

“I always begin a baby’s clean out, with a baby bulb, seeing how many full bulbs the baby can take, and hold.” She lifted his legs to the “diaper position,” and began to give him the warm enema. His penis grew with each insertion of the bulb tip. He squirmed after 5 insertions, and flows. “Well, I guess you are not a real big boy. That’s ok, but I may have to give you a bigger boy enema, after this is released. Yes, I MAY HAVE TO PUT A TUBE WAY UP INSIDE OF YOUR BOTTOM!!

His penis jumped at these words. The DR. smiled. She helped him to the commode, sat him upon it. “Release your enema, i will be right back.” He finished his release, wiped himself, and walked back into the exam room. He saw the DR was talking with mommy.

He listened in, as they did see him come out of the bathroom, and seemed to pay no mind to his being present.

“Yes, Mrs Smith, I did have to spank your baby boy to get him to agree to an enema. I suspect he wanted me to spank him. It certainly did lead to a firm penis arousal, and I did “hand milk” him to a GOOD CUM. Giving him a baby boy bulb enema aroused him again, and I think he still may be hard.”

“You have said he has trouble staying hard for any long periods of time, so I want to try something. I’ve told him I am going to give him another enema. A big boy deep tube enema. I want you to put him in a fresh diaper, and take him back to the waiting room. Tell him every 5 minutes that he better be a good baby, or we will BOTH spank him, and give him soapy punishment enemas. Do rub his front to see if he remains hard.”

Stay tuned for the next chapter.

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It all started one summer in LA when I was sifting through an Enema magazine and came upon an ad that excited me so that I immediately got an erection just thinking of the possible outcome. The ad read, “Are you running on empty? Discreet and various water treatments available from qualified Nurse to help ease tension and contribute to good health. Call —–.” Well I knew what was meant by water treatments you bet. This little nurse was giving enemas and whatever else that guys, (or gals) could think of to have done for their pleasure.

Thinking about it all night made me real horny and as Saturday morning rolled around, I took the plunge, picked up the phone and dialed the number in the ad. Shaking with anticipation as it started ringing, I almost backed out when this soft and sexy voice on the other end asked if she could help me. I stuttered and stammered that I was calling about the ad in the Enema magazine and needed some information about prices and procedures. “Sherry” then proceeded to tell me how much her “treatments” were and asked if I had ever been to a professional before. I answered no and she said that she would love to do something special for me as I was a virgin as she put it. I set up a two hour appointment for that afternoon and hung up shaking and full of excitement about this afternoons unknown adventure.

Arriving at the address she had given me, I nervously knocked on the door and was blown away when a petite girl around thirty dressed in a short nurses uniform answered and asked if I was her two o’clock appointment? She took me by the arm and showed me to a dressing room and asked me to remove all my clothes and put a gown on if I felt more comfortable. Well, let me tell you, by that time I was sporting an erection that I couldn’t hide under a basket if I tried. With a smile she said “I think you will be an excellent patient today and you will have a great time.”

All kinds of things were going through my head by this time as she lead me to another room where a large bed covered with rubber sheets stood. Various articles were hanging from the ceiling and several standing racks like you see in the hospitals were scattered around the room. “Sherry” then asked if I knew what her treatments consisted of and I wanted to back out now. I said no and said if she gave enemas that was what I came for. She said yes and other “treatments also and as a special bonus she would give me all the extras today as I had requested a two hour session.

My imagination was running wild as she led me over to the bed and asked me to remove the gown and lay face down. I did as she asked and she started massaging me saying to get the desired effect from the treatment I should be relaxed. Well let me tell you, the massage was doing anything but relaxing me and my penis was again at full mast under me and hurting some by this time. “Sherry” then told me to roll over on my back which I did and my erection was standing straight up as she nonchalantly massaged the front side of me taking care not to touch Mr. Happy, although she was smiling all the time. After a few minutes of this I was ready for anything she would care to do to me although at that moment I could not begin to foresee what she had in mind.

Getting up she asked if I would like something to drink to which I replied I would. She came back with something sweet that kind of tasted like lemonade and I drank it all. She said to relax and she would be right back so I lay back down and closed my eyes. I guess it must have been about ten minutes and I heard her come back in the room and tried to open my eyes but everything looked kind of blurry. “Sherry” came over to the bed and said softly, “now I am going to make you feel so good you will want to come back to see me again and again.”

Unbeknown to me she had brought in ropes and proceeded to tie me spread-eagled to the bed. My legs were spread apart although not painfully and my arms were tied over my head not allowing me any freedom of movement except I could move my hips up and down. As I pondered my position my vision started clearing and I became aware that “Sherry”, my nurse was wheeling this huge contraption over to the bed. Taking a look I could see that it consisted of a large red enema bag, obviously filled to the brim by the way it was bulging, hanging high on a stand with a larger than normal hose coming out the bottom. Smiling seductively, my nurse was busy looking through a drawer holding up different enema nozzles trying to decide which one to use. All this time I was starting to get pretty horny watching this and figured that once she gave me the enema, I would get up go to the bathroom, get dressed and leave. She selected a large nozzle and brought it over to where I was tied and said , “this little balloon on the inside will keep you from any accidents, and this balloon on the outside will keep the nozzle from going in too far.

Slipping the nozzle on the tube she set about greasing it up and pursing her lips said, ” are you ready for my treatment K__?” Climbing on the bed I all of a sudden noticed that she didn’t have any pants on under the uniform but this exciting sight was replaced immediately by the feeling of the enema nozzle entering my ass. It felt great going in and only served to make my cock harder as she pushed it in further and further. She stopped and then pumped up the balloon inside me. It felt like I wanted to go to the bathroom but knew I couldn’t then. Straddling my legs, Sherry said, “are you ready for the enema?” I weakly responded “I think so” and I heard the click of the clamp that had been holding back the hot water that was about to invade my insides. I suddenly felt the force of the water gushing into me, warming my most inner parts, filling me with a delicious feeling that took away all my inhibitions and embarrassment about being naked in front of this gorgeous nurse. As the enema continued to fill me My Enema Nurse softly stroked my legs and stomach which was rapidly filling up and I indicated so to her. She cooed that just a little more and she would stop. As my insides filled to the point of being uncomfortable she finally shut of the flow and said, “lets let the water soak a little before you let it out.” I wasn’t in a position to say no so I laid there and waited. She then took the hose apart and stuck the other end in a large drain in the table and opening the clamp let the enema inside me run into the drain. I was amazed that so much water was in there as it kept running out for several minutes. After a while my nurse says, “well that was good for your first one but the next one should do even better.” Another enema, oh well and as she hadn’t removed the nozzle I was feeling pretty good by this time and said, I could probably take more water this time as there was more room now and she agreed.

The second enema was much like the first except she stopped and started several times to give it a chance to work up higher in me. Letting this one out the tube took much longer than the first and it was about twenty minutes before I stopped running. Thinking that she would now let me loose so I could get dressed I asked her if that was all there was to the treatment and she exclaimed, “goodness, no. The best is yet to come.” Not knowing what she meant I could only assume that she was going to stroke my cock to orgasm as the next part of the treatment. Boy was I surprised. “Sherry” came back in with another enema bag which was see through filled to the brim with “hot” soapy water and hung this one up beside the other one which now had been drained. Attaching the tube to the part sticking out of my ass, she said to me softly, “this is the best part of my service and I’m sure you will enjoy it.” Slowly opening the clamp on the enema hose I could feel the hot water shooting against my prostate which made my cock harder than ever standing straight up and leaking pre cum down the sides. My Enema Nurse then leaned over and kissed me making me hornier than ever. Getting on the bed she put her lips around my hard member and licked and sucked on it a few times. Looking at me with her big brown eyes she peeled of the top of her uniform, baring her beautiful breasts which looked like the breasts of a much younger girl. Sliding off the rest of the uniform, she continued to kiss me making me want to tear off the restraints and mount this gorgeous creature. I did get my wish however as she straddled my cock and slid her warmth down over it and proceeded to move slowly up and down on my blood engorged prick. She reached over and opened up the enema flow a little more which served to further excite me. I looked up at the rapidly collapsing enema bag and saw it was only half empty and I suspect she knew how I was feeling because with one quick move opened the clamp all the way and I felt the hot water crashing against my insides stirring a lust inside me that I couldn’t control.

My Enema Nurse then rode my cock rapidly up and down, in and out while the enema continued to fill me. I was out of my mind thrusting my hips up to meet the downward push of her hot wet vagina knowing that only too soon she would be the recipient of my built up load of sperm which had been trapped for so long. She was sweating with passion riding my love pole and all of a sudden it happened. The cumulation of our lovemaking coming to the ecstatic moment as I felt the pent up sperm leave the sanctity of my testicles, journeying to its ultimate goal, shooting deeply inside of her throbbing pussy, touching off her orgasm with a fervor. I screamed, she screamed, we all screamed for I’d creamed. (little humor there) It seemed that I would never stop coming but finally it slowed to a trickle and she collapsed on top of me with my cock still inside her. How much time passed I don’t know but I did know I had to go to the toilet real bad. She got up, looked at me, smiled and said, “see I told you the best was yet to come.”

I was let loose, went to the john where I shit my insides out for over a half hour. As I was getting ready to leave, “Sherry” said This was the best session I’ve ever had”, kissed me and asked me to come back very soon. I had a standing appointment once a week all that summer and each time she managed to excite me more and more.. Unfortunately the last time I went to “get my treatment” Sherry had had to move out of state because of legal complications. Would sure like to find another Enema Nurse as I miss my treatments.

I know you are afraid, this being your first enema, but with all the complaining you are doing about having cramps, you will feel better, baby…

Call Jodi NOW!


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