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She Likes it in the Ass – The last post on the blog reminded me very much of my own wife. If you look at the pics you can see why. Our story is a bit diferent though. Really, I didn’t see it coming. There was no sign of it leading up to our wedding day. And ended up marrying a demanding controlling, sex addict, bitch of a woman.

Early on it started. Whenever I didn’t feel like sex she’d cut me off for a month. Finally she’d give in but she always managed to get my face between her legs lapping away like a dog for an hour. Sometimes she’d fuck me but just as often not.

That’s when she began saying and doing things, humiliating things like ‘you’re dick is so cute’ when she was playing with it. Or suddenly ramming her middle finger up my ass.

Once when she knew I was super horny she teased and prodded me into licking her ass. After that she was always coming up with ways to get her ass in my face. Now and then I like it but it soon became part of our pattern. So much so that her idea of a quickie became bending over with her pants down and having me tongue fuck her asshole while she masterbated her way to an orgasm. This happened in the car on the side of the road a couple of times and another time in a gas station restroom. She became very demanding about it.

Once beside a mall unisex restroom, I refused. She slapped me square in the face in front of 20 people. Then grabbed a handful of my hair and led me inside and locked the door. She said nothing. Just pushed me down on the toilet seat, dropped her jeans and jammed her ass in my face! Afterwards she warned me not to refuse her again calling me Mr Little Dick.

Another fucked up thing was waking me up in the middle of the night by straddling my face and saying things that sounded like it was from a dream. Saying something like “Eat me cunt, lick all his fuckin cum out. Don’t miss any.” All the while grinding her pussy all over me and yankin my head by my hair.

It wasn’t long after that she came home late with a big smile on her face. She called me over to where she was sitting saying “I wanna show you something.” Lifted her blue jean skirt – no fuckin panties – “Get down and see.” I got down eye to eye with her pussy. She poked two fingers inside herself and pulled them out wet with cum. Then she tried to stick them in my mouth but I turned my head. She just laughed and pulled my hair so hard it raised a knot on my head. Then she pushed her fingers into my mouth.

She held my head right there dipping her fingers in her pussy and feeding them to me and slapping my face calling me a cum eating faggot. Then she sat back and said “now lick up the rest.” I licked until she had a couple of orgasms.

She had me totally whipped. Licking her pussy and asshole became an everyday chore. And she liked it best when I was licking some fuckin guy’s cum out of her. Gets her really excited, yankin my hair and slappin my face kind of excited.

She knew I was beaten down and she could do anything she wanted. That’s why I ended up in a motel room lappin her clit while some bastard fucked her right in my face. She got into setting up scenes that she’d dream up. Her favorite was a threesome with some hung fucker that always started out with him dominating me to get warmed up for her. She’d have the guy wear army boots and nothing else. I’d get drug around on my knees into different positions licking his hairy asshole and balls and having a 8 inch dick shoved in my mouth in between.

Then she’d fuck him in several positions with me licking their assholes, his balls and her pussy the whole time. It would end with me eating her creampie or kneeling looking up while she jacked his dick till he shot cum in my face.

I’m not sure where to start this but I guess I’ll begin with yes-hubby is my cuckold. He could never satisfy me sexually-I turned him on so much he usually came almost at the site of me. I needed man that could satisfy me and he knew it-so I decided to cuckold him.

I told him to sign me up on a couple sites and tell everyone he was my cuckold. After a few months of chatting with people who didn’t understand what it was all about-I finally met “My Black Bull” as he likes me to call him. He talked online like he knew what we needed. But he was black – I had never thought of going BLACK even though that is what many cuckold situations are. Anyway-this was a man that was talking the language I wanted to hear. He would help me to be comfortable fully bitching out my husband.

We arranged to meet – “OMG”- he looked like what I needed. We talked awhile – I liked how he dictated where and when it would be and told cucky to make the arrangement and pay for the room – he was looking better by the moment. I told cucky he better obey or else.

We arrived at the motel – I was really nervous. I didn’t know what to expect. And there he was – before we were even off the motorcycle. It took only moments to go into the motel room – and only a few more moments before he made cucky strip and my clothes were on the floor next to his. Bull’s clothes came off almost as fast. “Fold up her and my clothes” he commanded cucky. Wow!! I thought. His hard cock was standing erect before me. My eyes lit up, “His cock was HUGE!!. Big and full with a lovely mushroom head.” I reached for it — I couldn’t wait to get my hands on it and it inside me. He was everything I had been hoping for.

He slowed me down. “Bend over, bitch” he told cucky. Cucky had shaved his ass as previously commanded. “How do you punish him?” I showed him how I would slap his balls. He showed me how to thump his balls. “Wow, he is really going to help me fully bitch him out.” as I smiled when Bull thumped him several times. “About time someone put him in his place with no hesitation.” He told cucky to go sit on the chair and turned his full attention to me.

I couldn’t wait to suck that big black cock and his balls. I loved his balls-tight and swollen. I really wanted to feel him inside me. Soon he rolled me over and his big hard cock was against my wet pussy. “Put it in” , I was thinking. I was so ready to feel him inside me. “Cucky, put a real man in her.” he commanded. I was soon lost in the ecstasy of the feeling of his hard throbbing cock splitting my willing pussy apart.  I felt so full, it was so big. He could have continued forever-I’d never been fucked like this before.

I don’t know how many times I came-I know it was over and over. “How many times have you cum?” Tell cucky.” I told him “5 times.” thinking “you can’t even make me cum once, you sorry bitch.” . It felt good to tell him what a real man can do for me. This is what I wanted my Bull to get me comfortable with-letting cucky know what an inadequate lover he was.

I was so turned on, I don’t remember many details from there. But when he was ready, Bull had me go doggy style. I could feel him throbbing inside me as I was on my knees. His cock vibrated even when he wasn’t cumming. My nipples rubbed the sheets-I couldn’t hold back. I came several more times before he unloaded into me. I wanted all of it as I thrust my hips back against him-I wanted it deep inside me. My knees barely held me as he finished. “Clean this up, bitch” I heard him say as a smile crossed my lips. It was time cucky cleaned me from a real man fucking me. I wanted to say, “lick it out, bitch. See how a real man fills me.” but I laid quiet and let him lick me out knowing for the first time in a several years a real man had fucked me right.”

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One of our dedicated callers submitted this info today, enjoy!

Materials Needed:

- Various fruits large and sturdy enough to withstand vigorous sex long enough to achieve orgasm
- A stop watch to determine how long it takes to come to orgasm with that particular fruit
- A drill auger to carve an erect cock sized hole into the fruit
- Barry White CD for getting in the ‘mood’
- A garbage bag to dispose of the used and violated fruit

EXPERIMENT RESULTS

(For length reasons for this article, I removed several fruits that I did indeed have sex with. I only included my more spectacular or controversial results.)

Watermelon

Time to Reach Orgasm:  6 Minutes 21 seconds

Sturdiness:  The hard exterior shell of the water melon withstood my affections quite well, but the same could not be said of the soft fleshy interior. By the time I came, the interior cavity was quite a bit larger than my own dick. The watermelon flesh is very soft on the inside, and is turned to pulp very quickly by a pounding dick.

The melon did crack a little as well, although it likely was my overzealous lovemaking that caused this, so I do not hold it against the watermelon.

Texture:  The watermelon’s rind felt very pleasurable on my dick  and it compensated for the lack of resistance on the interior of the melon. Also, the abundant water kept my dick lubricated quite adequately.

Final Impressions:  I really enjoyed my brief affair with the watermelon. I credit the hard-yet-yielding exterior rind and the lubricating water for making it a superior sexual partner. It did lose points for the too-soft interior though, so it is certainly not a perfect 10. I would also suggest to not get too rough with the watermelon, or it may crack open. A little spanking is ok, just don’t go overboard.

Passion Fruit

Time to Reach Orgasm:  Did not achieve climax

Sturdiness:  This fruit has the most misleading name ever. First of all, it was the smallest fruit that I had sex with. It was just barely big enough to support a hole that would take in my dick. Secondly, it was far too soft and mushy to be appropriate for physical expressions of love. The passion fruit basically turned to mush after only 30 seconds of thrusting.

Texture:  Soft, mushy, and kind of slimy. The gooey texture was sexually unappealing and was a mood killer. The juices were also somewhat acidic, and they burned my pee hole. The passion fruit also stained my dick an unsightly yellow color which would not come out for days.

Final Impressions:  The passion fruit is a very inferior lover with an inappropriate name. I thought: how could I lose with passion fruit? I was wrong. It is too small, and it is just too weak to withstand all but the most timid lovemaking session. Its slimy texture was just not attractive either. Take it from me: it is not appropriate to have sex with a passion fruit.

Cantaloupe

Time to Reach Orgasm:  8 Minutes 46 seconds

Sturdiness:  Truthfully I had sex with two different cantaloupes. The first cantaloupe I had relations with fell apart. I am not averse to rough sex at times and I guess I got a little too carried away with cantaloupe #1; so much so that it broke into several pieces. After that I realized that I would have to make sweet, soft tender love to the cantaloupe; to be a gentle and caring and attentive lover. To cantaloupe #2 I was all of those things and more.

It survived the ordeal relatively unscathed, and the integrity of the ***** hole was such that I was almost tempted to put the cantaloupe in the fridge and save it for round 2, once I had recovered my stamina. It was kind of slimy with cantaloupe juice and semen though, so I decided to dispose of it.

Texture:  The cantaloupe had a very pleasing, smooth texture to it. Out of all the fruits I had, I think the cantaloupe feels the closest to a human woman. It did have seeds in the core, but they were very soft did not in any way scratch my *****. Also the cantaloupe skin is a bit rough so I made sure the ***** hole had a bit of a flair at the open end to avoid chafing.

Final Impressions:  Overall the cantaloupe is an outstanding sexual partner. It is a fairly solid fruit with a smooth feel. You do have to keep in mind though that any rough stuff will likely result in the cantaloupe falling apart. Make love to the cantaloupe as you would a sophisticated lady and not a 5 dollar hooker and you will have an evening to remember.

This guy really takes his fruit fucking to a new level. If you have your own stories or would like to experiment with one of the girlz call!

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Another post from our cuckold client who’s wife that luvs that BBC

or should we say the bull’s with the big black cock!

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It doesn’t take much imagination to guess what act this woman is simulating… and it’s not stealing gasoline.

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Let your imagine run wild, because there are so many questions: What’s he doing? Who’s he doing it to? Where is he doing it? And what’s the cape for?

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There’s a whole lotta lust going on here as this woman puts on a show of her having an orgasm.

These are just 3 of the several competitors at the Air Sex World Championships event in Austin, Texas.

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Dear Prudence,
I have just had devastating news: My 58-year-old second husband of two years has been having an affair with my 18-year-old daughter from my first marriage. I am in a state of utter shock. I had absolutely no idea that this was going on and feel heartbroken, betrayed, and furious at the two people I love most. They want to live together, but where does this leave me? I do not know what to do. Can you advise?

—Betrayed

Dear Betrayed,
You are living a scenario right out of Woody Allen, only it’s a tragedy, not a farce. Allen himself is married to Soon-Yi Previn, the adopted daughter of Mia Farrow, who was Allen’s longtime companion and is the mother of three of his children. His son, Ronan Farrow, has cut off contact with Allen, explaining, “He’s my father married to my sister. That makes me his son and his brother-in-law. That is such a moral transgression.” It must feel unbearable to find yourself in a parallel situation, realizing both your husband and daughter are morally repugnant. Without knowing any of the details about the relationships or personalities involved, one can only speculate about this couple. Perhaps your husband is just a sleazy sexual con artist. But though it hardly counts as good news, it may be that your daughter has an undiagnosed mental illness, possibly bipolar disorder. That disease can make people act in bizarre and self-destructive ways. Or perhaps she was sexually abused as a girl, feels you didn’t protect her, and is now acting out.

—Prudie

Or maybe this is a younger girl that likes older guys, maybe she has some daddy issues. Or maybe this is a guy that wrote you and is getting off on you answering this. He most likely is one of my clients!! Or maybe he has a younger son you could hook up with. MILF is the ‘IN’ thing these days! Life gives you lemons make lemonade! Or just rub one off!!!

~ Miranda

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1- Women’s lingerie

You may be thinking, If lingerie is considered a fetish, then every man on Earth has one, but it doesn’t start and end with women’s lingerie; rather, it’s about men who love to wear women’s silky duds.I know, I know, some of you may find the mere idea of putting on your girlfriend’s thong repulsive, but there are plenty of men (some who are open and honest and others who keep it under wraps) who enjoy wearing silky lingerie that’s intended for women.

Of course, this does not bring their sexuality into question; some men simply love the feel of women’s undergarments and become quite aroused upon seeing themselves in some.

2- Footwear

Feet are a huge fetish, but there are those who prefer what goes on feet instead. Any and everything from sling-backs and boots to mules and high heels etc.

One wrote, "Before I make love to her, I make my woman of the evening put on a pair of brand new, over-the-knee, high heeled latex boots and I lick them up and down and suck on the heel like I'm performing fellatio." To each his own, I say.

3- Glasses

Come on, you've all fantasized about the school teacher wearing her hair in a bun along with horn-rimmed glasses, who suddenly turns into some kind of sex kitten.

But eyewear has become quite a huge business in the fetish industry; so much so that there are pornographic films dedicated to such things. The titles are a little too graphic for my blood, but nevertheless, there is a market for women who don glasses and enjoy sex.

And of course, there are men who would love nothing more than to see a woman wearing only a pair of spectacles.

4- Smoking

Yes, it's a terrible habit. Yes, there isn't one advantage in the world when it comes to smoking. But there are many people who get a certain something out of watching someone inhale and exhale the smoke from a cigarette and the like.

Some guys think that the sight of a woman lighting up makes their bodies go numb and their member stand at attention. And believe it or not, there are a lot more men who find it erotic than you might imagine.

5- Sneezing, coughing
Of course, sneezing and coughing admirers each follow one or the other; rarely does someone find both acts enthralling. The sneeze lovers say they enjoy the different sounds people make when they let one get away.

Then there are those who enjoy hearing a woman cough. One guy went so far as to reveal that he enjoys the sound of a woman with a violent cough -- hacking, actually. "I am turned on by a woman coughing, especially a barking cough. The worse it sounds, the better I like it," says Jim.

6- Armpits

An area where most of us will never end up venturing, the armpit is praised by fetishists worldwide. It might sound strange to some but one gentleman revealed that not only does he love a woman's armpits immensely, he also mentioned that he prefers it if she hasn't showered. "I enjoy nestling my face deep into her armpits and inhaling her natural odor," wrote one man.

Armpit lovers worldwide get together in chat rooms and parties in relative anonymity. Who knows? Your best friend might secretly lust after this funky body part.

7- Pregnant women

Although even I can't help but find something incredibly intriguing about a woman who's carrying a child inside her beautifully shaped belly, there are some men who use the thought or image in order to get aroused.

One gentleman even claimed that he has managed to turn his wife into a virtual "baby machine" due to his fetish. Of course, he has plenty of money and can afford such a thing, but one has to wonder: What are all the other guys doing?

8- All things gothic