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tips on stretching those holes

GLOVES:

Some (most of) of the latex drugstore kind I find have some degree of ‘tackiness’ to them if you know what I mean and they are not truly ‘slick’ or slippery in combination with certain lubes.

They may be textured to allow a greater tactile sense for those in the medical profession actually handling scalpels etc.

They usually have baby pweder or talc of some kind on them.

Tip: Turn them INSIDE OUT. It should be SMOOTH and NO POWDER.

I would almost trade a slightly thicker glove for one that is smoother and gets SLICK when you add a silicone/dimethicone lube lube like Eros or WET Platinum, etc – there are dozens of brands.

You may find a slightly thicker / real rubber (like fetishwear)or even PVC gloves with a more ‘slick’ exterior may work better.

You could feel every crease and fold but for them, that’s what they ‘grew up with’

LUBE: Everyone has the thing they swear by. From WET or EROS to J-Lube and there are probably 50 brands now and they tend to be expensive which may inhibit their use because you really need a LOT and squirting 1/2 a bottle of some $30 dollar lube gets crazy after a while.

For anal, Lots of folks SWEAR by CRISCO. A huge gob. In your butt.

Then you might use EROS, GUN OIL , Boy Butter, or a similar silicone lube or even water based lube like JLUBE , etc on the toy, fist or penetrative object.

I would highly suggest for lube any cheap brand of moisture lotion with VITAMIN E. Personally i just use Suave….lol It really does work the best for lube plus it also helps your skin inside & out of your ass hole keep in the best condition because of the Vitamin E which is a skin healer.

A warm butt is a relaxed butt.

STRETCHING

You should maybe start with like a medium sized butt plug & move up to large once you are comfy with the medium. Do not rush it & go slow. There’s no hurry & if you rush too fast you could rip & tear your precious tender skin right around your ass hole. It takes a LONG time to properly heal so even if it hurts a little you should back off some & take things really slow.

Protip1: get a VERY large butt plug something like this – the kind that sits up by itself and is like 7 inches wide and sit on it as you would sit with your butt touching the balls of her feet so she can control the weight she is exerting and just slowly rock and grind on it while watching TV.

This works for Vag or A.

When you get as far as it goes,back off a tad and simply slip a finger or a skinny toy in alongside . Now drop back down to the point where it is not uncomfortable but things are airtight.

Use that finger to work your way around the ring and stretch just a tiny section at a time. ONE LITTLE SECTION AT A TIME. GO AROUND AND AROUND.

But you go slooow. Seriously – you camp in front of the tv and just stretch a little bit and go around the ring.

Once you’re gone around a few times, pull finger or toy out from alongside and now allow your weight to slowly drive you down …impaling yourself as deeply as you can manage.

Once you are there, just rock back and forth, circle 8′s , whatever’s clever.

Rinse. Repeat. You will see immediate results without pain.

Where I was sort of stuck at a certain girth for years, I quickly went up in sizes once I started doing this. It’s scary just how fast when combined with the next tip. Once I figured out how to relax and get it in and then be able to get it up and come WHILE banging myself senseless, that’s when I became a ass whore.

Protip2: IN order to be fully relaxed, IMHO you may elect not to use a vibe or play with your junk at all DURING penetration – this is especially true for males because we use the same muscles to achieve and maintain erection and they are linked to that ring but IMHO it may also inhibit gains in women as well.

Let me rephrase. Fellas – don’t touch your cock at all. I can only speak for myself on this and have to separate the fairer sex for the moment.

If a woman clenches her kegals to stop her flow of urine, USUALLY she clenches up BACK THERE as well.

The KEGELS, pelvic floor and rectum ring are all fairly well connected and affected until you train yourself otherwise.

If she is masturbating to the point of orgasm, she is going to experience an increase in tension throughout the area which seems to me, counterproductive.

What I have found in essence is that you clench up a lot of your pelvic floor and related musculature when you work it and you may actually be making your job harder.

Some may disagree, most girls say the pleasure helps distract them from the pain.

I say ‘if you are experiencing pain or even discomfort – you’re doing it wrong!’

I see a lot of videos with women using a hitachi magic wand or similar while they are inserting massive toys front and back but these are the ‘amazing ty’s and naughty alysha’s’ of the world.

When you are that good, you can do whatever the hell you want. I got the the point I could put rambone in with zero prep and just a few drops of lube and I could climax in 30 seconds flat.

But it took some time to get there.

GUYS – LEARNING HOW TO CUM AGAIN.

It’s not easy to get hard and maintain wood when you have a Volkswagon up your ass. At least, this is what I hear.

For the guys you have to almost relearn how to cum but the basics are very simple.

Girls don’t have to get and keep wood but the sensation of cumming while stuffed wider and deeper than ever in your life e can be painful for guys and girls – most ops will pull out in the final moments leading up to climax. There seems to be a correlation with your muscles to be able to CONTRACT and the quality and strength of your orgasm.

Once you’ve got it in. STOP.

During this phase I learned to lay back on the couch and brace whatever toy I am using with my feet. Once I have it ‘in’ I just lay back and try to let things relax. Rambone is perfect for this.

RELAX. RELAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX.

And I’ll lay there for 30 minutes or whatever it takes until the feeling I am being torn in two goes away.

Now squeeze your KEGELS. Hurts doesn’t it? It feels like you’re crippled.

But you’re not. Slide a finger in and stretch around until you have ‘created’ a little slack – so to speak.

Squeeze again. And again. Keep doing it until you know you’ve got it.

Now, just put a little (trust me on this fellas)

Hawaiian tropic dark tanning OIL – not lotion and not that dry spray crap.

I’ll say it ONE TIME.

BEST JO lube on the planet. It’s slick but not slippery to wear you lose friction. Smells nice and warms to touch.

Squirt a little in your palm and just surround yourself with your hand.

Now gently squeeze and pull OUT AND AWAY FROM YOUR BODY.

What just happened? Your kegels just flexed didn’t they? Automatic.

Just keep squeezing and a little PULL – not a rapid up and down.

SQUEEZE and PULL.

If you prepped right and you are COMFORTABLE with whatever you have in being there – you will watch Mr. Happy perk up and in a short time you will have as good of an erection as you have ever had.

NOW you can start the thrusting in and out of you with the toy…you will have to consciously continue SQUEEZING those kegels because this is how you keep your wood hard.

Emphasis:

At the end of the day there may not be an actual ‘right or wrong’ – we’ll all learned how to get off in our own ways after all.

It may also be an excellent idea to try this sort of thing at the end of a very long and exhausting session where whoever getting stretched is quite literally ‘all fucked out’ and just laying there like mush.

Hope this helps. Report back with your findings – for science.

PS – : PREPPING for an anal session. Diet and Hygiene

‘THE ANAL DIET’

It’s a joke in the porn industry because there really is no diet when you are doing 2 or 3 scenes a day and just getting your little ass fucked right off.

You simply DON’T EAT. Period.

They do water fasts or juice fasts. Maybe a clear drink (no fucking dairy) with protien and carbs to keep their energy up.

They will book anal scenes for a couple days or as many days as they can stand and then take OFF a couple days and go pig out at MightyTaco which is DEFINITELY not on the to list the night before you are getting your ass busted wide open.

Usually a performer will lose 10-20 pounds once they start doing lots of anal.

THATS why it’s called the anal diet.

That said – for the rest of us? Eat lot of fiber and add things like psyllium husks and before you know you are getting some – you clean out with an enema until the water runs clear.

Yep, you go and get the little 10 dollar rubber bag and hose kit and you get down on the floor and stick your lilly white ass WAY up high n the air as vertical as you can get and pop that hose in and fill er up.

Then you hop on the pot and do your thing. Rinse and repeat until the water is clear.

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working overtime

Gary has a job that affords him quite a bit of overtime, and occasionally he’ll tell his wife he’s working overtime, and come work on me instead. Yesterday around 7 Gary called me to ask whether I’d be able to give him any overtime work at about 11pm. I’m always ready for that. He wanted role play, and gave me instructions on where to meet him to start.

At 10:45 I left my apartment wearing a sweater coat wrapped tightly around me, along with black patent stilettos. I walked a few blocks to our designated meeting spot, heavily made up and wearing a thick coating of red lipstick. As I got to the spot, I took my sweater off and slipped it into my little backpack purse. Also in there were condoms I was instructed to buy on my way to the meeting place. I stood on the dark corner in my stilettos, a micro mini skirt with no panties on, and a bustier that barely contained my tits. It was so low that my tits usually fall out of it if I wear it during sex.

A minute or so after I arrived, Gary rolled up in his car and rolled down the passenger window. I could see there was someone in the backseat as I leaned into the window and asked if he was looking for fun.

“How much to blow my friend back there while I drive him home?”

I grinned wide. “$50 and a ride back for me.”

“Get in.” He handed me a wad of cash that I put into my bag as I got in the back seat. I was immensely turned on and really into the role. I smiled and thanked Gary and began to rub his friend through his jeans. “You have 20 minutes to make him cum.” Gary barked from the front seat as he pulled away.

I opened his pants and he helped me pull them down a bit, along with his short

s. His cock was completely hard and impressive. He was also uncut, which is my favorite. I pulled the skin over his head and played with it for a bit until he began to push my head down. I sucked it for a moment then stopped and went in my bag for the condoms. As I tore one open Gary barked, “No condom, cunt.” from the front seat. I was instantly wet. I had no idea if the friend was in on the secret or not, but it made me feel so dirty. As I put the condom back in my bag, the friend slipped me another $40.

I began sucking his cock like a good little whore as we drove through the streets of Brooklyn. I could see my lipstick smearing all over his cock as I sucked and slurped at his throbbing cock. His foreskin was big enough that even though he was fully hard there was plenty to play with, and he gasped and moaned every time I nibbled on it or stuck my tongue inside it. His balls were tight and twitching, and I knew he was close. He kept pushing my head down and bucking up against my

face.

“Two minutes bitch. Finish or we leave you here.” Gary ordered from the front seat. I began to suck furiously. Moaning and stroking the base of his cock as I massaged his balls.

“Oh fuck I’m gonna blow.” the friend hissed. “Eat it, whore.” His cock throbbed and hot creamy cum filled my mouth. I pulled his skin back as I paused to swallow, then slowly sucked him from base to head to suck up every drop of cum. The car stopped in front of an apartment building and the friend got out, thanking Gary, and not even saying a word to me. I felt so used… and sexy. What a rush.

After he entered the building I got into the front seat with Gary, and he grabbed me and kissed me long and hard, tasting the remnants of his friend’s cum. I had known that Gary wanted a hooker roleplay, but no idea that he was going to involve anyone else. The best part? The friend had no idea that I wasn’t really a prostitute. Gary had said that they’d been talking about hookers earlier in the day and the friend said he’d never been with one but was curious about it. So, Gary told him he’d hook him up with one he’d used before, and I got to play that part.

 

 

 

 

 

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You stand, and turn to face away from me. I reach out, and gently touch and feel your behind. I can feel your excitement through your panties, and again, I smile. If I know you, you’re dying for more contact than I’m giving you, which is all part of my plan. I slip my fingers under the leg bands of your panties, and give your butt a nice squeeze. As my hands work their way closer to where you want them, your legs spread ever so slightly, allowing me better access. Which is when I remove my hands.

“Not yet. I’m not ready for that yet.”

I gently guide you back to your knees in front of me, facing me once again. I reach out, and push your bra down enough to free your hard nipples. Giving them a nice firm tweak, I lean in and give you a soft kiss. Feeling the hunger in your lips, I pull away before it gets away from me. Leaning back, I take your hands in mine, and guide them to my lap.

As your hands make contact, I lift my hips, giving you the signal to pull off my underwear, freeing my erection. You wrap your hand around it, gently stroking my firmness. Your free hand slips to my sac, caressing and fondling. You move in to engulf my cock, but I reach down and grab your head.

“No. Not until I give you permission.”

You sit back, sulking just a little. I stand you up before me, and turn you around, so that your butt is in my face. Reaching up, I pull your panties down to your knees. You slip them off, and I bury my face between your cheeks. Running my tongue up and down the crack of your ass, I can feel the shivers of delight flowing through you. You thrust back at me, and my tongue finds its way to your tight ass. You reach back and spread your cheeks wide, giving me full access to your glory.

“Please, lick my asshole·you know I love it when you lick my ass.”

I let my tongue gently tease your bud, and then pull away. Again, my tongue finds its way in, and then pulls away. You moan with frustration as my teasing gets you hotter and hotter. I push you gently away, and lead you to the bed, where I put you on all fours. Spreading your asscheeks once again, I slide my stiff cock around your tight hole, and gently thrust forward.

“Ohhh·please, go deeper, but slowly. You know I love it slow·”

Not wanting you to be disappointed, I slowly push forward, until my cock is buried in your ass. Pulling out just as slowly, we gently develop a rhythm. Reaching forward, I wrap my hands around your tits, pinching and teasing your nipples, just the way you like it. Our bodies sway and rock to the music of our lovemaking, until all too soon, I feel the familiar tightening in my balls, that signals the coming eruption.

“I’m going to cum, baby·fill you up with my seed·”

With one last desperate thrust, I drive my cock deep into your ass, and explode. My cum fills you up, and leaks out the sides, running down your thighs. We collapse together on the bed, spent. At least, I am.

You gently free yourself from my cock, and slip down to take it in your mouth. Lovingly, you clean my cock of every drop of juice. Pushing my legs up, you run your tongue down to my puckered ass, much as I had done to you. You probe my ass, making me ready for what you had in mind.

Pushing my legs to my chest, you guide your hard cock to the rim of my hole, and with one hard thrust, bury it deep inside me. I cry out, loving the mix of pain and pleasure I’m feeling. Your motions cause your tits to jiggle and shake, making me love it even more. I reach out and grope your titties, pinching your nipples as you fuck my ass.

Giving you what you want, while you gave me what I wanted. Isn’t that what life is supposed to be?

Your strokes are getting shorter and shorter, and I can feel you straining to hold back.

“Cum on me, baby. I want to see you shoot·”

With one last push, you pull free, and jerk your cock til it explodes, covering my chest with cum. With one last spurt, you fall to the bed next to me, exhausted. We lay together, your hands gently rubbing your cum into my chest.

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It sits on the horizon of man’s perfection, alone, holding the key to a life of bliss, free of stress and drama. It sits just out of reach, just beyond our ability to grasp it and enter the nirvana that we feel is due us. No we are not talking about enlightenment, world peace, or cold fusion; we are speaking of that widespread desire of males to give themselves fellatio (a.k.a. a ‘blow-job’). Doing it to one-self is properly known as ‘auto-fellatio’. Attainable to only the most talented yoga masters or well-endowed porn stars, autofellatio still stands as a source of lore, legend and urban myth. It is the height of masturbatory fantasy for some men, a morbid fascination for others and shied away from by others as a challenge to their heterosexuality.

Whatever your position on the topic of autofellatio, entire websites have been dedicated to both the most pornographic representations of the deed and its most artistic. Entire galleries in New York have been reserved for shows depicting the male form self-servicing in a wide array of locales. So why the massive interest here? We can see the roots of this absorption in this peculiarly difficult form of masturbation in history and in our particular sexual desires.

Men like fellatio; this is true, with some exception, en masse. They like the control, the eroticism of the removed source of pleasure and, obviously, the pleasure of a mouth on their genitals. Here is the disconnection from reality. In most cases self -blowing is incredibly uncomfortable, as exemplified in the Kevin Smith movie Clerks where a man dies, breaking his neck, during an attempt to get his mouth all the way to his penis. Though most likely not based on any factual basis, the point stands – bending in half to suck your penis probably is not the most sensual experience. It seems then that perhaps autofellatio is exactly what it seems, just a dream – a funny sexual fantasy that few can do and even less actually enjoy.

Autofellatio History

Autofellatio has had a history fraught with mythological god-behavior, and forbidden desire. In Victorian England many historical paintings depicting such acts were vandalized and led to the restriction of a thorough history of autofellatio from being widely publicized. Despite this, evidence of this sex act can be located as far back as ancient Egypt.

Archaeologists have found hieroglyphs and ancient paintings featuring men performing autofellatio. Academic David Lorton says that many ancient texts refer to autofellatio within the religious mythology of Egypt. He also notes that autofellatio was performed during rituals as a result of the sun god Ra’s mythological birthing technique. Ra is said to have created Shu and Tefnut (Egyptian gods) by sucking himself into orgasm and then spitting his semen on the ground.

Egyptologists still argue about the translation of some hieroglyphs and the meaning of divine blowjobs. Some experts feel that the ancient wall paintings mean that Horus, son of the god Osiris, maintained cosmic order by ingesting his own semen and thus keeping the stars in their places. Despite this debate as to the meaning of these hieroglyphs, there seems to be ample evidence that self-fellatio was at the very least a topic of discussion in Egypt.

Current practice

From art galleries in the Upper East Side, to the porn studios of van Nuys California, perhaps the most famous spectacle of autofellatio is the adult star Ron Jeremy. Though it may be hard to believe, Mr. Jeremy (widely accepted as the king of porn) used to be quite thin. In the 1970’s a number of adult films were released showing Ron blowing himself. He notes in a modern day interview, that it was less for pleasure and more for the fact that it was so freakish.

Ior Bock, a Finnish rock musician, has talked openly about his own ability to autofellate. This practice seems to be rooted deeply in Finnish tradition, and is called “saunasolmu” or in English the “sauna knot.” The name likely comes from the practice of getting it on with yourself in the warmth of a sauna, which would relax and soften the muscles, allowing for greater ease of access!

Another interesting place that our enthrallment with autofellatio has taken us to is rib removal and ease of access. Probably the most common source for this urban legend is embodied in Marilyn Manson. The story goes like this: Marilyn Manson had a rib removed to make it possible to fellate himself. This rumour also circulated about Prince, and in another context Cher. In an investigation of this rumour it is clear that in no part of the western world has elective rib removal ever been recorded. This, obviously, is not to say that it could not have been done in secret, but there is no evidence of such a surgery ever being performed.

So with the right combination of flexibility and penile length, the feat is possible. Whether natural selection had something to do with it, ie all the self-suckers never bothered finding a mate, or not, the fact of the matter is it would take the average man years if not decades to be able to enjoy even the bare basics of fellatio. If we may suggest, the best way to get more fellatio is to get better at cunnilingus!

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