Do you want to learn how to make a girl kiss you? While there isn't any way to force a girl to kiss you (we're talking sexual assault at that point), there are plenty of ways to get her to want to kiss you. Whether you've been dating your girl for a while and you just haven't sealed the deal or if you are looking for ways to get that special lady to get closer, take note of the following tips:

Have confidence. This one is easy. Guys, women want you to be confident and self assured. They don't want you to act super shy and standoffish. Now, with that being said, don't force yourself on her. Make her want to want you. Guys who force themselves on women may get a kiss, but they may also end up in court. You can still be a sensitive dude (ladies love that too,) but don't be a push over teddy bear all the time. If you do, you'll lose out on more than kisses (wink, wink.)

Read her body language.

If she's getting closer, let her. Move a little bit closer yourself. If she's gazing deeply into your eyes, gaze deeply into hers. One of the worst mistakes a dude can make is ignoring the obvious signals she's sending.

When a girl is using her body language and facial expressions to tell you she wants to kiss you, don't ignore them. At the same time, don't be a dumb ass and misinterpret those signs. If she wants to kiss you, she'll be moving in closer, acting all girly, and she'll be waiting for you to move in for the kill.

She lingers. OK, this is as important as body language. When you're at the end of a date or moment together, she lingers for a while. It's obvious she should go inside. It's obvious the night has come to a close. Yet, here she stands, maybe jingling her keys in her pocket, maybe she's looking for things to talk about. Regardless, guys, pay attention. If your potential lip locker is finding reasons to spend more time with you when it's obvious the night is over, take this as a sign. Grow some balls and go for it.

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She Likes it in the Ass – The last post on the blog reminded me very much of my own wife. If you look at the pics you can see why. Our story is a bit diferent though. Really, I didn’t see it coming. There was no sign of it leading up to our wedding day. And ended up marrying a demanding controlling, sex addict, bitch of a woman.

Early on it started. Whenever I didn’t feel like sex she’d cut me off for a month. Finally she’d give in but she always managed to get my face between her legs lapping away like a dog for an hour. Sometimes she’d fuck me but just as often not.

That’s when she began saying and doing things, humiliating things like ‘you’re dick is so cute’ when she was playing with it. Or suddenly ramming her middle finger up my ass.

Once when she knew I was super horny she teased and prodded me into licking her ass. After that she was always coming up with ways to get her ass in my face. Now and then I like it but it soon became part of our pattern. So much so that her idea of a quickie became bending over with her pants down and having me tongue fuck her asshole while she masterbated her way to an orgasm. This happened in the car on the side of the road a couple of times and another time in a gas station restroom. She became very demanding about it.

Once beside a mall unisex restroom, I refused. She slapped me square in the face in front of 20 people. Then grabbed a handful of my hair and led me inside and locked the door. She said nothing. Just pushed me down on the toilet seat, dropped her jeans and jammed her ass in my face! Afterwards she warned me not to refuse her again calling me Mr Little Dick.

Another fucked up thing was waking me up in the middle of the night by straddling my face and saying things that sounded like it was from a dream. Saying something like “Eat me cunt, lick all his fuckin cum out. Don’t miss any.” All the while grinding her pussy all over me and yankin my head by my hair.

It wasn’t long after that she came home late with a big smile on her face. She called me over to where she was sitting saying “I wanna show you something.” Lifted her blue jean skirt – no fuckin panties – “Get down and see.” I got down eye to eye with her pussy. She poked two fingers inside herself and pulled them out wet with cum. Then she tried to stick them in my mouth but I turned my head. She just laughed and pulled my hair so hard it raised a knot on my head. Then she pushed her fingers into my mouth.

She held my head right there dipping her fingers in her pussy and feeding them to me and slapping my face calling me a cum eating faggot. Then she sat back and said “now lick up the rest.” I licked until she had a couple of orgasms.

She had me totally whipped. Licking her pussy and asshole became an everyday chore. And she liked it best when I was licking some fuckin guy’s cum out of her. Gets her really excited, yankin my hair and slappin my face kind of excited.

She knew I was beaten down and she could do anything she wanted. That’s why I ended up in a motel room lappin her clit while some bastard fucked her right in my face. She got into setting up scenes that she’d dream up. Her favorite was a threesome with some hung fucker that always started out with him dominating me to get warmed up for her. She’d have the guy wear army boots and nothing else. I’d get drug around on my knees into different positions licking his hairy asshole and balls and having a 8 inch dick shoved in my mouth in between.

Then she’d fuck him in several positions with me licking their assholes, his balls and her pussy the whole time. It would end with me eating her creampie or kneeling looking up while she jacked his dick till he shot cum in my face.

I’m not sure where to start this but I guess I’ll begin with yes-hubby is my cuckold. He could never satisfy me sexually-I turned him on so much he usually came almost at the site of me. I needed man that could satisfy me and he knew it-so I decided to cuckold him.

I told him to sign me up on a couple sites and tell everyone he was my cuckold. After a few months of chatting with people who didn’t understand what it was all about-I finally met “My Black Bull” as he likes me to call him. He talked online like he knew what we needed. But he was black – I had never thought of going BLACK even though that is what many cuckold situations are. Anyway-this was a man that was talking the language I wanted to hear. He would help me to be comfortable fully bitching out my husband.

We arranged to meet – “OMG”- he looked like what I needed. We talked awhile – I liked how he dictated where and when it would be and told cucky to make the arrangement and pay for the room – he was looking better by the moment. I told cucky he better obey or else.

We arrived at the motel – I was really nervous. I didn’t know what to expect. And there he was – before we were even off the motorcycle. It took only moments to go into the motel room – and only a few more moments before he made cucky strip and my clothes were on the floor next to his. Bull’s clothes came off almost as fast. “Fold up her and my clothes” he commanded cucky. Wow!! I thought. His hard cock was standing erect before me. My eyes lit up, “His cock was HUGE!!. Big and full with a lovely mushroom head.” I reached for it — I couldn’t wait to get my hands on it and it inside me. He was everything I had been hoping for.

He slowed me down. “Bend over, bitch” he told cucky. Cucky had shaved his ass as previously commanded. “How do you punish him?” I showed him how I would slap his balls. He showed me how to thump his balls. “Wow, he is really going to help me fully bitch him out.” as I smiled when Bull thumped him several times. “About time someone put him in his place with no hesitation.” He told cucky to go sit on the chair and turned his full attention to me.

I couldn’t wait to suck that big black cock and his balls. I loved his balls-tight and swollen. I really wanted to feel him inside me. Soon he rolled me over and his big hard cock was against my wet pussy. “Put it in” , I was thinking. I was so ready to feel him inside me. “Cucky, put a real man in her.” he commanded. I was soon lost in the ecstasy of the feeling of his hard throbbing cock splitting my willing pussy apart.  I felt so full, it was so big. He could have continued forever-I’d never been fucked like this before.

I don’t know how many times I came-I know it was over and over. “How many times have you cum?” Tell cucky.” I told him “5 times.” thinking “you can’t even make me cum once, you sorry bitch.” . It felt good to tell him what a real man can do for me. This is what I wanted my Bull to get me comfortable with-letting cucky know what an inadequate lover he was.

I was so turned on, I don’t remember many details from there. But when he was ready, Bull had me go doggy style. I could feel him throbbing inside me as I was on my knees. His cock vibrated even when he wasn’t cumming. My nipples rubbed the sheets-I couldn’t hold back. I came several more times before he unloaded into me. I wanted all of it as I thrust my hips back against him-I wanted it deep inside me. My knees barely held me as he finished. “Clean this up, bitch” I heard him say as a smile crossed my lips. It was time cucky cleaned me from a real man fucking me. I wanted to say, “lick it out, bitch. See how a real man fills me.” but I laid quiet and let him lick me out knowing for the first time in a several years a real man had fucked me right.”

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10 Things Women Find Irresistible in a Man

1. A man in a perfectly tailored suit, with an elegant but masculine watch, polished leather shoes, and a hint of cologne.

2. A man fixing something in the house.

3. A man playing a physical sport, and winning (wii doesn’t count).

4. A man helping us move our shit, especially into his house.

5. A man cooking, anything; even just standing in the kitchen is good.

6. A man smiling at you with that ‘I love you’ look in his eye that has nothing to do with sex.

7. A man gently and awkwardly trying to brush your hair.

8. A man freshly showered, towel around his waist, six-pack glistening.

9. A man proudly introducing you to his best friend.

10. A man holding a baby, roses, sports equipment, tools or a diamond ring.

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Size matters, sort of.

Truth? Women talk about your penis size with their girlfriends. They will discuss its length, girth, hardness, and any weird quirks it may have. They will also use well-worn female-generated monikers to describe it: pencil dick, chubby stubby, horse cock. Women discuss and compare your cock with friends because they are rating its quality the way they are rating your attractiveness, intelligence, and savoir-faire in the bedroom. Your penis is a big part of the whole package women look at to determine if you’re a good fit for them. So yes, what you’re packing matters.

But the perfect package may not be what you expect. For most women, the perfect penis is the average penis. The average penis is about 6” in length and 4.5” in girth (erect), which is the ideal size for about 90% of women, being that there is a much smaller range in vagina size than in penis size.

However, a range of about an inch below and above 6 inches doesn’t make much difference because a woman’s vagina is actually quite accommodating and can expand and adjust when aroused (or pushing out a baby). Also, what’s ultimately getting a woman off during sex is clitoral stimulation and maybe g-spot stimulation, which is located only about two inches inside the vagina.

For example, if a woman’s been having sex with a man with a large penis, and then has sex with an average penis, it may not feel big enough at first. But if she stays with the average penis for a couple weeks, her vagina will tighten up and the average cock will begin to feel nice and full inside her. And if she is going up in size, it may take a couple of weeks for her to be able to take the whole cock, but she will soon adjust.

Things get a little tricky with the outliers. Cocks that are extra-large may just be too much for most women. And cocks that are extra-small may never quite be enough. Which is why I’m sharing the following sex positions per penis size. Depending on your size, there are ways you can compensate and position yourself during sex for ideal penetration. These are just guidelines to get you started, as it’s always best to ask your woman what she prefers.

Time to break out a ruler.
Well, first break out the lotion, because you’ll need to measure yourself fully erect.

Small= 4” to 5” in length.

A small penis is great for women who enjoy oral sex and anal sex.

Medium (Average)= 5” to 6” in length

An average penis is the ideal size for most women.

Large= 6” to 7” to length.

A large penis is great for women who have had children or like the penis to hit their cervix during sex.

Extra-Large= 7” and above.

An extra-large penis is great for women who get off on a little pain during sex.

Sex Positions per Penis Size:

Small:

Knees To Chest-

Downward Doggie-

Medium:

Doggie Style-

Seated-

Large:

Cowgirl-

Missionary-

Extra-Large:

Reverse Cowgirl-

Spoon-

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There are a lot of rumored libido boosters, but only some will actually help you get in the mood. We’ve separated the fact from fiction below.

Libido Booster: Oysters

Mostly fiction.

In theory, oysters contain testosterone-boosting iodine and zinc, and trace amounts of amino-acid-interacting “triggers” that should boost libido. Here’s the catch: you’d have to down about fifty of these famous aphrodisiacs for any real benefit. Binging on seafood is hardly attractive. Pumpkin seeds also contain that libido-boosting zinc. Fun note: pumpkin pie and lavender are listed among the most arousing scents for men; so eat the seeds and make a pie! Almonds, walnuts, arugula, and avocados are better food choices than raw oysters when it comes to eating for your sex drive. Even better? Cook your romantic meal together. Foreplay begins in the kitchen.

Libido Booster: Chocolate

Mostly fact.

Just make sure that it’s dark. Studies have shown that dark chocolate increases the levels of feel-good dopamine and its bioflavonoids open up blood vessels to improve blood flow. Should you choose to dip strawberries in that chocolate, the natural sugars in the fruit will give you a gentle energy boost. Dark chocolate and peanut butter is another combination to consider. The monounsaturated fats in peanut butter can heighten sexual arousal in women.

Libido Booster: Alcohol

Mostly Fact—if you order red wine.

A drink can reduce anxiety and help relax on date night, and studies have shown higher levels of sexual desire in women who drink a glass of red wine daily. Researchers suspect the red wine’s high levels of polyphenols widen blood vessels and subsequently allow for increased blood flow to key arousal areas. Be careful, however. Too much alcohol can act as a depressant and can dampen desire or impede sexual performance, so stick to just a glass or two.

Libido Booster: Garlic

Sort of fact—but not if you’re the only one eating Caesar salad.

Garlic contains allicin, which can help with the blood circulation necessary for an erection. Because of this, it has long been used as a natural remedy for impotence. Garlic’s physical-endurance-boosting aspects won’t necessarily trump bad breath with your date, however, so dine with caution. Other cooking flavors have benefits too: Saffron relieves pain and tension; its picocrocin content can also boost skin’s sensitive to touch. It may be an expensive spice, but it’s worth it. Chilies’ capsaicin also stimulates nerve endings and speeds up your heart rate.

Libido Booster: Grapes

Fiction.

The only libido boost you’ll get out of eating grapes in bed is the fun in spending time together. Pomegranate seeds, while messier, are potent with antioxidants and will get your blood flowing and are a more strategic fruit option. Eat a banana—seductively or not—for a high dose of potassium and vitamin B, which can help boost energy levels and regulate the release of sex hormones.

Libido Booster: Wearing Red

Fact.

And it works both ways. Studies have found that the color red enhances men’s attraction to women, likely a subconscious turn-on related to fertility. In the animal world, male chimps are attracted to the redder females; most female chimps redden as they approach ovulation. For women, the color red signals status and power in a man. So maybe you should try the color-coordinated couple thing and both wear red.

Libido Booster: Sweat

Fact.

Weird, but true: your partner’s sweat can boost your arousal. Catch a whiff of your partner during or after a workout and your levels of the stress hormone cortisol will increase. That said, hitting the showers after the gym is still recommended. Working out together has other in-the-bedroom payoffs: studies have shown that people who exercise consistently have better sex lives. An exercise routine can help you sleep better at night, too.

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600 Million Sperm in Semen

The average wad of man-fluid holds 40 million sperm, but there can be as many as 600 million squiggly guys, being thrust in to the world at 28 mph. And all it takes is one little tadpole, squirming at 200 seconds an inch, down to the egg and then… well, ask your father.

Biggest PENIS

The mammal with the biggest willy – the blue whale at 8 feet. The smallest? The shrew at 0.2 inches. Where do we humans fit in? Well, the good news is that we are the most well-endowed of our ape cousins. A gorilla’s dong dangles at a mere 2 inches. Relative to body size, however, the pig takes the prize, as they can have up to a foot-and-a-half wiener.

70% of the World is Un-circumcized

Most of the world's penises are uncircumcised – a recent study showed only 30% of boys over 15 are cut, the majority of them being Jews or Muslims. Yet, in the US, the number is close to 55%, due to possible health benefits from the procedure. And what do they do with all those foreskins? Doctors have perfected a way to grow skin for burn victims from the leftover skins. In fact one foreskin can produce 9,000 square inches of new skin.

Most Mammals Have a Penis Bone

A Raccoon Baculum

Basically, your Johnson is like a sponge or balloon that literally fills with blood. When it's at full sail, the blood flow is cut off, producing a stiffy. And while you probably know that there is no bone in the human penis, the baculum or penis-bone is common in most mammals, including chimpanzees and gorillas. And even though there is no bone in your boner, a klutzy move during sexy could cause you to break your penis. OUCH!! Be careful out there!!!

You Are a Slave to Your Dick

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Sexual arousal is involuntary. In fact, the words “sexual arousal” may have just gotten you sexually aroused. It mainly occurs in the sympathetic nervous system, not the conscious mind. During REM sleep, the male brain fires off boner orders on the average of 9 times a night. And when men ejaculate, the command comes from the spinal cord, not the brain. As Silvio Burlusconi once said, "Bunga bunga."

The Size of Your Cock Depends on Another Body Part

The size of the average man's junk is 5 to 6.4 inches when erect, measuring from the tip to the pubic bone. Contrary to popular belief, you cannot gauge the size of a man's penis by his foot, finger, or nose. A recent South Korean study touted the correlation between penis length and the size of the index finger relative to the middle finger, but that is full of holes. The good news is that research shows most women don't place much emphasis on penis size, it's all about the wallet – I mean, heart.

Blue Balls is Real

Prostatic congestion is the medical term for it – when the testicles and prostrate are filled with too much goo and you can't get relief. Fortunately, instead of doing something irrational, a man could simply take an aspirin, a cold shower, or think about grandma having sex with grandpa.

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I’m sure most of are thinking,

“I’m gonna hit every bump on the road!”

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