It doesn’t take much imagination to guess what act this woman is simulating… and it’s not stealing gasoline.

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Let your imagine run wild, because there are so many questions: What’s he doing? Who’s he doing it to? Where is he doing it? And what’s the cape for?

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There’s a whole lotta lust going on here as this woman puts on a show of her having an orgasm.

These are just 3 of the several competitors at the Air Sex World Championships event in Austin, Texas.

Let me show you what I can do!

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Dear Prudence,
I have just had devastating news: My 58-year-old second husband of two years has been having an affair with my 18-year-old daughter from my first marriage. I am in a state of utter shock. I had absolutely no idea that this was going on and feel heartbroken, betrayed, and furious at the two people I love most. They want to live together, but where does this leave me? I do not know what to do. Can you advise?

—Betrayed

Dear Betrayed,
You are living a scenario right out of Woody Allen, only it’s a tragedy, not a farce. Allen himself is married to Soon-Yi Previn, the adopted daughter of Mia Farrow, who was Allen’s longtime companion and is the mother of three of his children. His son, Ronan Farrow, has cut off contact with Allen, explaining, “He’s my father married to my sister. That makes me his son and his brother-in-law. That is such a moral transgression.” It must feel unbearable to find yourself in a parallel situation, realizing both your husband and daughter are morally repugnant. Without knowing any of the details about the relationships or personalities involved, one can only speculate about this couple. Perhaps your husband is just a sleazy sexual con artist. But though it hardly counts as good news, it may be that your daughter has an undiagnosed mental illness, possibly bipolar disorder. That disease can make people act in bizarre and self-destructive ways. Or perhaps she was sexually abused as a girl, feels you didn’t protect her, and is now acting out.

—Prudie

Or maybe this is a younger girl that likes older guys, maybe she has some daddy issues. Or maybe this is a guy that wrote you and is getting off on you answering this. He most likely is one of my clients!! Or maybe he has a younger son you could hook up with. MILF is the ‘IN’ thing these days! Life gives you lemons make lemonade! Or just rub one off!!!

~ Miranda

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Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a giant flying condom!

The French have unveiled their latest weapon in the battle against STDs: a 120-foot helium-filled rubber.

The flying machine is known as “Condomfiere” and a group known as CondomFly are hoping it will be the “Goodyear Blimp of Safe Sex.”This monster seats three people plus a pilot.

 Even if Condomfiere could make it to the United States by Thanksgiving, it’s unlikely Macy’s will include it among the giant balloons it parades down Broadway.

And that’s not just because of Condomfiere’s sexual nature. It’s also because of its size.

Since 1997, New York City officials have limited Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade floats to 70 feet in length, 40 feet in width and 78 feet in length. It was a rule that forced Woody Woodpecker, among others, into retirement.

New York City, however, is doing its part to promote condom use. The Health Department, which hands out 40 million prophylactics a year – up from 1 million in 2002 – is holding a design-a-condom wrapper contest.

Nearly 600 contestants have jazzed up the city condom’s rather stodgy labels, while reminding users about the importance of guarding oneself from sexually transmitted diseases.

The winner, who will be announced Feb. 12, will receive special-issue condoms featuring the labels of his or her design.

“We want to keep people excited about the brand,” says Health Commissioner, “because we know that condoms protect health.”

To be sure, “excitement” is a word one uses advisedly around a condom, especially if it stretches 120 feet long.

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What’s your favorite?

Go Big or Go Home!

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1- Women’s lingerie

You may be thinking, If lingerie is considered a fetish, then every man on Earth has one, but it doesn’t start and end with women’s lingerie; rather, it’s about men who love to wear women’s silky duds.I know, I know, some of you may find the mere idea of putting on your girlfriend’s thong repulsive, but there are plenty of men (some who are open and honest and others who keep it under wraps) who enjoy wearing silky lingerie that’s intended for women.

Of course, this does not bring their sexuality into question; some men simply love the feel of women’s undergarments and become quite aroused upon seeing themselves in some.

2- Footwear