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For as long as I’ve been sexually active, I’ve never been one to shy away from an adventure.

When it comes to sex, I like playing with my mind more than involving pain or different apparatuses.

I’ve given a LOT of road heads.

I gave my first road head when I was 15, and ten years down the lane, I haven’t stopped doing it. There’s something about a road head that excites any guy, even if he’s a cowardly chickenhearted geek.

But once you’re done with a deed, guys like you a lot more. Probably because you just made them feel more daring and macho, who knows!

I like going on long drives and taking off on road trips now and then. Perhaps my interest with road heads just grew along with the boredom of road hypnosis. I’ve given a road head to almost every boyfriend I’ve ever had.

My first road head

The first time I ever gave a road head was on a freeway. I was scared and yet, it excited me. My boyfriend had such a tough time driving, and watching him have such a *hard* time driving the car turned me on even more. I just wanted him to lose control of the wheel. Somewhere inside me, I knew that was stupid, but I felt more powerful and sexy. I could control a man with his shaft in my mouth. It was an exhilarating and empowering experience really.

Stares from other drivers

One of the most exciting aspects of a road head is the fear and excitement of getting caught. If you’ve given a road head a few times, there’s a good chance you’ve been seen by other drivers with your mouth near a gear shaft.

Getting caught is fun. The other driver almost always looks shocked and awe struck. If there are a group of guys in the other car, you’re always going to hear a lot of hoots and catcalls. I’ve never had a bad experience with road stares though, but I have heard a few stories from my friends where other cars try to trail you wherever your car goes just to get a better view. Creepy!

Topless road heads

Sometimes, I’ve intentionally gone topless with the windows down when we’re on a road trip. It’s really embarrassing if another car stays parallel to yours for more than a few seconds, but if it’s a quick zip past each other, it’s a sexy rush that just can’t be explained!

My only road head crash

One time with an ex boyfriend of mine, we ended up driving over the curb because he lost control of the wheel. It was a dark evening and we were cruising around a lazy suburb to while away a bit of time. Thankfully though, it was a just little hit on the bumper, and there was no damage to my head or his!

As we were recovering from the minor crash, a dad who was walking with his two daughters rushed to help us. And after seeing what we were up to, he turned to his teenage daughters and said, “See, this is why I tell you not to go out with guys!”

I guess he saw my boyfriend zipping his pants up as he came near the car. Both of us burst out laughing and sped away before we could hear anything else! It was so funny, I feel like laughing just thinking about it now.

Getting watched

There was this time when I did something I thought was unthinkable. I gave my boyfriend a road head while my best friend was sitting in the back seat. My boyfriend was shocked, my girl friend was laughing hysterically and I had a wild time doing a crazy thing I never thought I could. And at the end of the day, there were three horny people driving back home!

My first date road head

My funniest and most exciting road head was one I gave a guy on a first date with him. He was a great guy and I didn’t care whether it would end up being a one night stand or a long term relationship. After the date, I just wanted to have a bit of fun and thank him at the same time. We finished dinner and got into the car in the parking lot. He was trying to make a conversation with me before starting the car. I didn’t care to listen to him. I reached out, slipped his trousers down and have him a head. He was shocked, surprised, and looked down at me with a wide, giddy smile!

I asked him to start the car and drive. Shocked and awed, he excitedly drove back to his place, and after a good time in bed, thanked me for the best date of his life!

Road heads and the experiences

Are road heads hot? Are they really sexy? Well, they definitely are. Road heads are hot for the same reason why having sex in front of someone else or in public is hot.

It’s what you’ve always done, but you bring a new twist into a regular job. And that makes it more exciting and memorable. If you can create unique memories of the same chore, it’ll always stay fresh and exciting, don’t you think?

Road head

do’s and don’ts for guys

# Pick a lonely and familiar road. Don’t indulge in a road head when you don’t know where you’re going.

# Road heads are thrilling, but don’t let the passion and adrenalin get to you by driving fast.

# Don’t close your eyes to experience the pleasure better.

# Stay focused on the road even if all you want to do is drop your hands from the steering wheel and hold her head.

# Remember that the focus is not on the pleasure, it’s on the excitement of doing something wild and memorable.

# Slow down completely if you’re having a hard time controlling the wheel and your mind. Better wild and safe than wild and sorry.

Road heads are fun and definitely memorable.

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Materials Needed:

- Various fruits large and sturdy enough to withstand vigorous sex long enough to achieve orgasm
- A stop watch to determine how long it takes to come to orgasm with that particular fruit
- A drill auger to carve an erect cock sized hole into the fruit
- Barry White CD for getting in the ‘mood’
- A garbage bag to dispose of the used and violated fruit

EXPERIMENT RESULTS

(For length reasons for this article, I removed several fruits that I did indeed have sex with. I only included my more spectacular or controversial results.)

Watermelon

Time to Reach Orgasm:  6 Minutes 21 seconds

Sturdiness:  The hard exterior shell of the water melon withstood my affections quite well, but the same could not be said of the soft fleshy interior. By the time I came, the interior cavity was quite a bit larger than my own dick. The watermelon flesh is very soft on the inside, and is turned to pulp very quickly by a pounding dick.

The melon did crack a little as well, although it likely was my overzealous lovemaking that caused this, so I do not hold it against the watermelon.

Texture:  The watermelon’s rind felt very pleasurable on my dick  and it compensated for the lack of resistance on the interior of the melon. Also, the abundant water kept my dick lubricated quite adequately.

Final Impressions:  I really enjoyed my brief affair with the watermelon. I credit the hard-yet-yielding exterior rind and the lubricating water for making it a superior sexual partner. It did lose points for the too-soft interior though, so it is certainly not a perfect 10. I would also suggest to not get too rough with the watermelon, or it may crack open. A little spanking is ok, just don’t go overboard.

Passion Fruit

Time to Reach Orgasm:  Did not achieve climax

Sturdiness:  This fruit has the most misleading name ever. First of all, it was the smallest fruit that I had sex with. It was just barely big enough to support a hole that would take in my dick. Secondly, it was far too soft and mushy to be appropriate for physical expressions of love. The passion fruit basically turned to mush after only 30 seconds of thrusting.

Texture:  Soft, mushy, and kind of slimy. The gooey texture was sexually unappealing and was a mood killer. The juices were also somewhat acidic, and they burned my pee hole. The passion fruit also stained my dick an unsightly yellow color which would not come out for days.

Final Impressions:  The passion fruit is a very inferior lover with an inappropriate name. I thought: how could I lose with passion fruit? I was wrong. It is too small, and it is just too weak to withstand all but the most timid lovemaking session. Its slimy texture was just not attractive either. Take it from me: it is not appropriate to have sex with a passion fruit.

Cantaloupe

Time to Reach Orgasm:  8 Minutes 46 seconds

Sturdiness:  Truthfully I had sex with two different cantaloupes. The first cantaloupe I had relations with fell apart. I am not averse to rough sex at times and I guess I got a little too carried away with cantaloupe #1; so much so that it broke into several pieces. After that I realized that I would have to make sweet, soft tender love to the cantaloupe; to be a gentle and caring and attentive lover. To cantaloupe #2 I was all of those things and more.

It survived the ordeal relatively unscathed, and the integrity of the ***** hole was such that I was almost tempted to put the cantaloupe in the fridge and save it for round 2, once I had recovered my stamina. It was kind of slimy with cantaloupe juice and semen though, so I decided to dispose of it.

Texture:  The cantaloupe had a very pleasing, smooth texture to it. Out of all the fruits I had, I think the cantaloupe feels the closest to a human woman. It did have seeds in the core, but they were very soft did not in any way scratch my *****. Also the cantaloupe skin is a bit rough so I made sure the ***** hole had a bit of a flair at the open end to avoid chafing.

Final Impressions:  Overall the cantaloupe is an outstanding sexual partner. It is a fairly solid fruit with a smooth feel. You do have to keep in mind though that any rough stuff will likely result in the cantaloupe falling apart. Make love to the cantaloupe as you would a sophisticated lady and not a 5 dollar hooker and you will have an evening to remember.

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