Archive for January, 2012

It doesn’t take much imagination to guess what act this woman is simulating… and it’s not stealing gasoline.

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Let your imagine run wild, because there are so many questions: What’s he doing? Who’s he doing it to? Where is he doing it? And what’s the cape for?

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There’s a whole lotta lust going on here as this woman puts on a show of her having an orgasm.

These are just 3 of the several competitors at the Air Sex World Championships event in Austin, Texas.

 

Let me show you what I can do!

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Dear Prudence,
I have just had devastating news: My 58-year-old second husband of two years has been having an affair with my 18-year-old daughter from my first marriage. I am in a state of utter shock. I had absolutely no idea that this was going on and feel heartbroken, betrayed, and furious at the two people I love most. They want to live together, but where does this leave me? I do not know what to do. Can you advise?

—Betrayed

Dear Betrayed,
You are living a scenario right out of Woody Allen, only it’s a tragedy, not a farce. Allen himself is married to Soon-Yi Previn, the adopted daughter of Mia Farrow, who was Allen’s longtime companion and is the mother of three of his children. His son, Ronan Farrow, has cut off contact with Allen, explaining, “He’s my father married to my sister. That makes me his son and his brother-in-law. That is such a moral transgression.” It must feel unbearable to find yourself in a parallel situation, realizing both your husband and daughter are morally repugnant. Without knowing any of the details about the relationships or personalities involved, one can only speculate about this couple. Perhaps your husband is just a sleazy sexual con artist. But though it hardly counts as good news, it may be that your daughter has an undiagnosed mental illness, possibly bipolar disorder. That disease can make people act in bizarre and self-destructive ways. Or perhaps she was sexually abused as a girl, feels you didn’t protect her, and is now acting out.

—Prudie

Or maybe this is a younger girl that likes older guys, maybe she has some daddy issues. Or maybe this is a guy that wrote you and is getting off on you answering this. He most likely is one of my clients!! Or maybe he has a younger son you could hook up with. MILF is the ‘IN’ thing these days! Life gives you lemons make lemonade! Or just rub one off!!!

~ Miranda

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Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a giant flying condom!

The French have unveiled their latest weapon in the battle against STDs: a 120-foot helium-filled rubber.

The flying machine is known as “Condomfiere” and a group known as CondomFly are hoping it will be the “Goodyear Blimp of Safe Sex.”This monster seats three people plus a pilot.

 Even if Condomfiere could make it to the United States by Thanksgiving, it’s unlikely Macy’s will include it among the giant balloons it parades down Broadway.

And that’s not just because of Condomfiere’s sexual nature. It’s also because of its size.

Since 1997, New York City officials have limited Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade floats to 70 feet in length, 40 feet in width and 78 feet in length. It was a rule that forced Woody Woodpecker, among others, into retirement.

New York City, however, is doing its part to promote condom use. The Health Department, which hands out 40 million prophylactics a year – up from 1 million in 2002 – is holding a design-a-condom wrapper contest.

Nearly 600 contestants have jazzed up the city condom’s rather stodgy labels, while reminding users about the importance of guarding oneself from sexually transmitted diseases.

The winner, who will be announced Feb. 12, will receive special-issue condoms featuring the labels of his or her design.

“We want to keep people excited about the brand,” says Health Commissioner, “because we know that condoms protect health.”

To be sure, “excitement” is a word one uses advisedly around a condom, especially if it stretches 120 feet long.

 

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What’s your favorite?

Go Big or Go Home!

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1- Women’s lingerie

You may be thinking, If lingerie is considered a fetish, then every man on Earth has one, but it doesn’t start and end with women’s lingerie; rather, it’s about men who love to wear women’s silky duds.I know, I know, some of you may find the mere idea of putting on your girlfriend’s thong repulsive, but there are plenty of men (some who are open and honest and others who keep it under wraps) who enjoy wearing silky lingerie that’s intended for women.

Of course, this does not bring their sexuality into question; some men simply love the feel of women’s undergarments and become quite aroused upon seeing themselves in some.

 

 

 

2- Footwear

Feet are a huge fetish, but there are those who prefer what goes on feet instead. Any and everything from sling-backs and boots to mules and high heels etc.

One wrote, "Before I make love to her, I make my woman of the evening put on a pair of brand new, over-the-knee, high heeled latex boots and I lick them up and down and suck on the heel like I'm performing fellatio." To each his own, I say.

 

3- Glasses

Come on, you've all fantasized about the school teacher wearing her hair in a bun along with horn-rimmed glasses, who suddenly turns into some kind of sex kitten.

But eyewear has become quite a huge business in the fetish industry; so much so that there are pornographic films dedicated to such things. The titles are a little too graphic for my blood, but nevertheless, there is a market for women who don glasses and enjoy sex.

And of course, there are men who would love nothing more than to see a woman wearing only a pair of spectacles.

4- Smoking

Yes, it's a terrible habit. Yes, there isn't one advantage in the world when it comes to smoking. But there are many people who get a certain something out of watching someone inhale and exhale the smoke from a cigarette and the like.

Some guys think that the sight of a woman lighting up makes their bodies go numb and their member stand at attention. And believe it or not, there are a lot more men who find it erotic than you might imagine.

 

5- Sneezing, coughing
Of course, sneezing and coughing admirers each follow one or the other; rarely does someone find both acts enthralling. The sneeze lovers say they enjoy the different sounds people make when they let one get away.

Then there are those who enjoy hearing a woman cough. One guy went so far as to reveal that he enjoys the sound of a woman with a violent cough -- hacking, actually. "I am turned on by a woman coughing, especially a barking cough. The worse it sounds, the better I like it," says Jim.

6- Armpits

An area where most of us will never end up venturing, the armpit is praised by fetishists worldwide. It might sound strange to some but one gentleman revealed that not only does he love a woman's armpits immensely, he also mentioned that he prefers it if she hasn't showered. "I enjoy nestling my face deep into her armpits and inhaling her natural odor," wrote one man.

Armpit lovers worldwide get together in chat rooms and parties in relative anonymity. Who knows? Your best friend might secretly lust after this funky body part.

7- Pregnant women

Although even I can't help but find something incredibly intriguing about a woman who's carrying a child inside her beautifully shaped belly, there are some men who use the thought or image in order to get aroused.

One gentleman even claimed that he has managed to turn his wife into a virtual "baby machine" due to his fetish. Of course, he has plenty of money and can afford such a thing, but one has to wonder: What are all the other guys doing?

 

8- All things gothic

 

A white-faced woman with heavily made-up eyes and dressed as though she just walked off the set of The Crow sounds like heaven to many men. Not to mention that many of these gentlemen prefer to hang out in environments that represent all things gothic.

When it comes to medieval times, the list goes on and on regarding objects and styles that represent the era. Some men even wrote in to inform me that their homes have been transformed into virtual "gothic lairs" to feed their need for this fetish.

 

 

 

 

9- Pantyhose, stockings

The feel, the touch, the way they look. Pantyhose and stockings rate high on the list of fetishes simply because, I assume, men are much more willing to admit to this one than the more questionable ones.

Of course, garters are big winners with just about any man who sees them, but there are those who absolutely need their women to wear garter belts and thigh-high nylons in order to get the show on the road.

And there you have it: Nine fetishes that men (as well as women) have an obsession with on a daily, if not hourly, basis. Fetishes can be wonderful, so long as they don't get out of hand, and more and more men and women are 'fessing up to their need for certain sexual stimuli... and there's nothing wrong with that.

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In case you haven’t noticed before, I’ve got quite a thing for girls cosplaying in steampunkish outfits, so right before leaving for the day, here are a few nice pics for you guys to enjoy!