Archive for April, 2010
grocery shopping
April 13th, 2010 | 
Author: there is one thing i really do not enjoy doing..and that is grocery shopping!
i tend to whip through the aisles as quickly as i can….but today i found myself lingering in the fruits and vegetable area…
i noticed how the produce was continuously being kept moist, wet, the spray of water, spritzing, making everything glisten….
i started to get wet, i felt excited….
i gently picked up a ripen cucumber, ran my hand up and down its girth…
a peach, complete with fuzz….
squeezing a banana next…mmmm…can you guess what i had in mind?
the produce boy was watching, smiling at me, winking…as he reached down to his crotch, i realized that he was hard!
i sauntered over to him…i asked for his opinion on what his thoughts were on the best item that would fit into my tight pussy….
well, he asked, i really need to find out how tight you are…
he brought me into the back room so i could show him…
he slowly pulled up my skirt, and was very surprised to see that i had no pantie’s on…
he quickly inserted one finger, then two….then finally…three!
oh yes, he said, you are tight…i would recommend a nice, long carrot….that way you could put it in your tight little cunt and also…your ass….
hummmmmm…..well, can we try it, i asked…
he reached behind and pulled out a nice, long, thin carrot…
i bent over so he could insert it inside my wet pussy….it felt really good….
next, he rubbed it all around my asshole…inserted it and moved it in and out….
i unzipped his pants and as he fucked my hole, i took his hard, throbbing cock into my mouth and sucked him dry….
i smiled and told him, yes, i think i will buy a few carrots to take home!
i actually grabbed a whole bunch of them….walking out to my car, i realized that was the only item i bought!
i frantically drove home, went straight to the kitchen and slowly undressed…
i licked the carrot, it was kind of a thick one, got it all nice and moist…laid down and fucked my pussy with it!
it felt so good…i came all over it…then i sliced it up and put it in my salad…knowing my date would taste me, my juices….all over the carrot…
simply put, i don’t mind going to the grocery store anymore!
the next time, i think i will check out the cucumbers, what do you think?
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Charities that Bare it ALL
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1. Peta
What do they support again?! After seeing so many booties, side-boob and so one, I almost forgot it’s about the animals. Several celebrities like Pamela Anderson, Sophie Monk, Eva Mendes and beyond have stripped down for animal rights with the “I’d rather go naked than wear fur,” “Spice up your life, go vegetarian,” “Bare skin, not Bear skin.” And beyond.
2. “Four Inches” for Elton Johns Aids Foundation
Models, actresses and celebrities posed nude in a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes for a book that will raise funds for Elton John’s AIDS foundation. It’s classy enough for a coffee table, and sexy enough to turn some heads and raise awareness for an amazing cause.
3. Clothes off your back
Actress Milla Jovovich posed nude for Clothes Off Our Back, a non-profit organization which auctions off celebrity clothing to benefit a variety of children’s charities. Pregnant and all, she looked stunning in the photo.
4. Coalition of Skin Diseases in America
Several celebrities including Sarah Michelle Gellar, Dave Navaro and Leila Ali, daughter of legendary boxer Muhammad Ali, posed nude to raise awareness and raise money for the Coalition of Skin Diseases in America. The naked shots brought in over 10,000 bids at an online auction, raising $2,000 for skin disease sufferers.
5. Lavendar Trust- Breast Cancer Care
Amy Winehouse joined singer Sade and actress Helena Bonham Carter in getting naked for a cause for photographer Carolyn Djanogly in aid of the Lavender Trust at Breast Cancer Care. Sade was the only one who really bared nips and all.
The organization helps more than 8000 women under 50 diagnosed with breast cancer every year.
6. Protect the Skin You’re In
Seven different celebrities strippe down for the charity raising awareness of skin health and protection. SPF PEOPLE! Their photos were plastered on Marc Jacobs t-shirts sold in stores only, with proceeds going to the charity.
7. Leukemia Research
The true story movie, “Calendar Girls” have decided to do it again- the women, despite their old age have decided to pose nude for Leukemia and Lymphoma research and have raised over 1.5 million dollars- looks like going nude is the way to go!
8. The Butterfly Foundation
The former Miss Universe Jennifer Hawkins posed on the cover of Marie Claire Magazine in support of The Butterfly Foundation- a charity that provides support for people with eating disorders, body image and self-esteem issues.
9. Rich Water Foundation
Paris Hilton (though it’s not shocking that she’s in the buff, it’s still for a good cause) recently posed in support of Rich Water Foundation, which provides clean water for those who need it!
10. The Everyman Charity
Who is that….hm, who cares? He’s delicious looking. England rugby star Danny Care, posed naked for awareness for male cancer…in fact, one of my former bosses also posed for the charity- choreographer Brian Friedman.
Sex Statistics of 45 years and older
We provide sex statistics that debunk certain myths with sex information from several sex surveys that focus on relationship issues such sex, desire, arousal, satisfaction and frequency of sex.
Men and Women Statistics
* Percentage of Men and women over the age of 60 that say that they would like to have sex more often than they do now
Men 60 and older: 56%
Women 60 and older: 25%
(The National Council on Aging Study, “Healthy Sexuality and Vital Aging,” p. 6)
* In a recent US survey, 43% of women and 31% of men identified themselves as having one or more sexual problems.
Men Women Women enjoy sex ‘a great deal’
Always have orgasm 74 30 87%
Usually ‘most of the time’ 23 45 74%
Less often 3 24 46%
* Women who are ‘more likely’ to ‘always to have an orgasm’ are more apt to enjoy sex a great deal , think about it often, be satisfied with their sex lives and say their sex lives are very exciting!
45 years of age and older that during the last 6 months of sexual activity
Men Women
always had an orgasm 70% 29%
usually had an orgasm 22% 33%
sometimes had an orgasm 40% 19%
rarely had an orgasm 2% 8%
never had an orgasm 3% 10%
(AARP/Modern Maturity Sexuality Study, p. 14)
* “I would be quite happy never having sex again.”
Men Women
45-59 years of age 1% 9%
60-74 years of age 5% 28%
75 years of age and older 5% 36%
(AARP/Modern Maturity Sexuality Study, p. 25)
Couples Statistics
There is clear evidence that sex loses its spark over time.
* Couples together less than 3 years 58% call their sex lives very exciting
* Couples together more than 10 years only 29% say their sex lives are very exciting.
* New couples 72% have sex at least several times a week.
* Long term couples just 32% have sex at least several times a week.
* Moreover people who are not satisfied with their sexual relationship are most likely to cheat on their spouse or partner –36% have done so!
* “a satisfying sexual relationship” is important to their quality of life (believe that)
Men Women
45-59 years of age 74% 66%
60-74 years of age 61% 48%
75 years of age and older 50% 44%
* Ignoring their own needs?
If it takes two to tango, then why is it just 22% tell their partner what they enjoy and need sexually? the girlz here at www.imwet4u.com can help you get what’s cuming to you. You do deserve it!
* It Could Be About Your Partner:
* 37 percent say their bed mate needs a fresh approach.
* 29 percent says the sex is only about intercourse.
* 24 percent says he never asks what they want
* 22 percent says their partner is not romantic
* 17 percent say he’s often emotionally absent.