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How Often Do Females Masturbate?
5,847 Females Voted
~ Never. I’m not a dirty girl. (399 votes) 6.82%
~ Once a year. I’d rather have sex with someone other than myself. (290 votes) 4.96%
~ A few times a month. It’s a good way to relax, and there’s not always a man handy. (1776 votes) 30.37%
~ Several times a week. I’m horny, OK? (2683 votes) 45.89%
~ Multiple times a day. I am in touch with my sexuality. Literally. (699 votes) 11.95%
true creampie stories 1
What amazes me is my own capacity to change the boundaries. When Jules & I started out just the idea of seeing her with another guy was a major turn on but a lot of what I read on here was too extreme for us. Now after nearly three years on the scene little shocks.
Sure there are some things I still find sick but plenty of others I do without a thought. I just wondered what changes other people have made for their acceptance of situations. I now regularly lap up other guys cum from Jules’s body and have taken the occasional one “direct” from the pipe!
It is the guys cum I enjoy though coupled with the humiliation. If Jules was not there to watch me suffer I would get no pleasure.
I think one of the grossest looking things I regularly do started off last year. Paul a lover of hers stayed with us for three days and got off on seeing me drink his cum from a glass. He would shoot on J and then I would scoop it into a glass to drink. This thrilled the two of them to watch.
The development, as there always is in cuckoldry, was to add things to his cum for me to drink. His Piss, Her Piss, Spit & even Champagne. The way cum mixes with any liquid is weird and changes all colors and consistency. What is perhaps the weirdest though, we found to be a 50/50 mix with cum and red wine. This when not sexually aroused looks truly repulsive.
In the height of sexual lust however, there is nothing I will not do when requested by Jules & her lover. This has now developed as our regular way for me to drink my own cum when just the two of us around. Jules insists that I mix my cum with red wine before I drink it.
I eat my wife’s pussy any time she will let me. She loves to have her pussy licked and is always asking me to do so. I love to eat her un-showered, that’s when it taste the best and smells great. Maybe four or five times a year she will allow me to lick and suck on her asshole. I love it when this happens!
Once she had a six month affair. I knew she was getting some strange cock and loved the idea. She would come home and tell me all about it as I eat her. The first time I ate her after her boyfriend had fucked her, she tried to get me to stop, saying that a hour ago she had been fucked by another man. I told her to relax and let me enjoy eating her pussy.
After that she would feed her used pussy and enjoy the fact that I was eating her used pussy.
Within seconds, as it always happens when I receive this honor, my cock was rock hard again. She then used it to ride and came twice in about a 5 minute span.
This is 100% true and precisely what happened. Needless to say, I’ve jacked off twice ever since.
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There it was on the roadside, a cum fulled used condom.
My cock stirred as I looked at it. I needed to touch it so I picked it up and slid my finger in the cum to feel its slipperyness. My hands were trembling with excitement. I knew what I needed to do and opened my pants.
I pulled my cock out and rubbed the condom on it imagining I was feeling the pussy that it had been inside. I partially rolled the condom making sure the huge amount of cum remained inside and rolled it onto my hard cock. The cum inside the condom was all over my cock now and it felt wonderful. I began to stroke my cock feeling the cum all over it and within minutes I added my load to it. I saved the condom and did the same 2 more times later.
The feeling of someone else’s cum was the most intense feeling I have ever had. I want to do this again.
Sexting
So I sit here trying desperately to work, and the thought of you keeps distracting me. All I want is you; I want to do all sorts of things to you, things that I as a lady couldn’t possibly write down here. I imagine all sorts of scenarios we could find ourselves in and then I decide to text you, the first one goes into text space waiting for you to read it, the question is simple; “Want to fuck???”
You reply, my brain goes into overdrive, you make the mistake of telling me you’re going to the movies, the smile that curves my lips is pure calculation. I think for a few moments about what I want to say to you, exactly what picture do I want to paint in your brain?…
I tell you how I feel, how wet I am, the want and the need I can feel building within me. I text you back telling you;
“I’d make you cum so hard inside me right now! Can you imagine it? Your hard cock plunging into my dripping pussy mmmm feeling your cum pump into me, covering your cock in my juices.” Three little words; “I want you!”
I can imagine you sitting in the darkened cinema reading my text your cock growing in your jeans until it presses uncomfortably against them; I need you to feel this way so you can understand my torment at not being able to get at you right now! I plan my next assault;
“pushing your rock hard cock into my warm wet cunt… Feeling how tight I am when you push inside me for the first time. Watching me gasp as you pound me harder and faster. Feeling your cock sliding out and then shoving it back into my wet, wet greedy pussy. Feeling me sinking my nails into your skin pulling you into me closer wrapping my legs tight around your waist as your cock is inside me. You can feel my pussy as it tightens around your shaft almost begging you to cum inside me. I want to feel your hot cum as you slam into me flooding me, dripping out of me.”
Your texts back make me smile you promise to pay me back for turning you on when you’re in public, I grin as I write again;
“If I was there right now I’d take you to the back row, unzip your jeans and begin stroking and caressing your cock until you were unbelievably hard. Then I’d bend down and suck and lick your hard cock rolling my soft wet tongue all over the head of your penis, sucking the tip into my mouth and then deep throat your hard cock until you came in my hot wanting mouth. I’d drink you all up licking and sucking you until you were clean.”
You don’t text back, but its ok. I know I’ll make you cum for me later, I’ve tortured you enough as it is, but its how I feel, mounting frustration and the need, its killing me…
“Want to fuck?”
Kristy
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The Neighborhood Slut – Chapter 8
Now that Tammy was sharing Ted and Jay with her friend Chris, and getting all the fucking she could handle, the young girl’s mind turned to her mother again. The woman was stiff working long hard hours to support her two children, and Tammy and her brother had spent a long time trying to come up with a way to help her. One day, while she was modeling swimwear, Tammy suddenly had an idea. She’d recently seen her mother in just her bra and panties as she dressed for work, and had been surprised at how youthful and shapely her body was. Her tits were even larger than Tammy’s, while her waist was narrow and flared into shapely hips and a lovely tight ass. As Ted directed her through her poses, the young girl wondered if Ted could use her mother as a model, too. Then the whole family would be in it together, and if she was real lucky she could even get her youthful mother into their little sexual foursome. When she mentioned it to Ted a while later, the man was thrilled by the prospect. A few days later, Rhonda Palmer had a rare day off and her young daughter knew it was the perfect opportunity to put her plan to work. She called Ted and told him to come over, on the pretext of bringing her some pictures to look at. When the bell rang, a few minutes later, Tammy answered and let the handsome photographer in. While he sorted out the photographs, she called her mother, intent on sharing the pictures with her. When she came into the room, Rhonda was wearing a pair of tight cut- off jeans that showed off her well-rounded ass, and a thin T-shirt that did little to conceal her jutting braless tits. Not expecting company, she was a bit flustered by the way Ted looked at her, his eyes seemingly staring right through her skimpy clothing. The minute they met, Rhonda and Ted hit it off. And the man knew instinctively that the beautiful woman before him would make a terrific model. Not only did she have a gorgeous body, but her features were flawless. As he eyed her, his cock tingled with excitement and he realized he would love to get into this woman’s pants. “Don’t you think my mom would make a great model?” Tammy asked innocently after the trio had been analyzing her pictures for a while. “I think she’d be terrific,” Ted answered, taking his cue and smiling at Rhonda. He let his eyes wander over her voluptuous body and wondered if the woman was as good in bed as her teenage daughter. If her looks were any indication, he figured she would fuck and suck like a bitch in heat. At first Rhonda r
ejected the idea of modeling, but Tammy and Ted wore down her defenses until she finally agreed to try it once. She didn’t think much would come from the experiment but decided it might be worth it if she could get to know Ted a bit better. As if reading her mind, Ted asked her out to dinner that night, saying they could discuss her first modeling session at that time. When Ted left, Rhonda rushed upstairs to get ready for her date. It had been a long time since she’d been out with a man, and she felt like a young kid again as she dressed. She showered and perfumed her lush body before putting on a low-cut dress. She purposely didn’t wear a bra or panties, choosing to let her big tits jiggle freely beneath the sheer material. She knew her nipples would soon be stiff from rubbing against the fabric of her dress and that her pussy juices would probably run down her thighs, but she didn’t care. She was just finishing her make-up when he arrived to pick her up. “Wow, you look absolutely gorgeous!” Ted exclaimed, staring helplessly at her jutting tits. They bulged seductively out of the low V-neck of her dress, and he had an overwhelming desire to just reach out and squeeze them as the gorgeous woman took his hands and kissed him lightly on the mouth. “In fact, you look good enough to eat.” Rhonda laughed at the sexual reference, and then she and the photographer left for their dinner date. As they headed towards his car, Tammy watched them from the window, no doubt in her mind that her mother was going to enjoy a long night with the handsome photographer. When Rhonda invited him in for a nightcap several hours later, Ted graciously accepted. He’d practically been drooling over her all evening as she clung to him and purposely rubbed her lovely body against his. He could feel his cock straining against the material of his pants, and he longed to see the woman naked. “I had a wonderful time tonight,” Rhonda whispered as they sipped wine and sat together on the couch in the darkened living room. “It’s been a long time since I’ve been on a date like this.” “Well, I’d like to see to it that you have lots more of them,” Ted said, putting his arm around the pretty housewife and pulling her closer. He pressed his lips against hers in a tentative kiss and felt her mouth open to let in his warm wet tongue. As they kissed, Ted trailed his fingers gently up the inside of Rhonda’s leg, sliding it higher and higher, until it was trapped between her warm soft thighs. He heard her moan softly and his heart pounded as she opened her legs, giving him easier access to her steaming pussy.
His cock strained in his pants as his fingers brushed against the satiny hairs of Rhonda’s furry pussy. Feeling her squirming around, Ted slipped his finger up higher until it contacted the juicy lips of her cum-soaked pussy. Worming his thick forefinger around, he let it glide up into her hotly oozing cunt slit. “I like that,” Rhonda hissed, screwing her wet cunt up around Ted’s probing finger. She sucked greedily at his tongue and groaned loudly as his finger fucked in and out of her squirming pussy. Pushing Ted’s hand away from her crotch, the stacked woman fumbled at his zipper, anxious to get his cock out of his pants. She had been thinking about his cock all evening as she watched it tent the front of his pants, and she could hardly wait to feel it in her mouth and pussy. She had some trouble freeing his prick from his slacks, but once she had the enormous fucker out, the beautiful woman lowered her pretty head and plunged her warm mouth over the swollen cock head. Ted moaned as the hot woman gobbled up his prick. He looked down and watched, fascinated as her hot lips sucked and pulled feverishly on his prick. He arched his hips upwards, driving more of the meaty cock shaft into her mouth and felt her open her mouth wider to get all of his cock into her throat. As Rhonda slurped on his hard cock, Ted lowered his hand to her tits and gently fondled one of the creamy orbs through the material of her dress. He felt her hot nipples swell in his hand and he slipped his hand inside her dress to feel the delicious bud more directly. Rhonda groaned when Ted’s fingers made contact with her nipples. They were extremely sensitive and she loved the way the youthful man tweaked them between his thumb and forefingers, making the distended nipples even stiffer and longer. “Oh, suck it baby! Suck my prick hard!” Ted gasped, running his hands through the woman’s hair and pushing her face farther into his aching crotch. He felt his cock nudge the back of her throat and groaned out loud as she swirled her wet tongue around the base of his swollen cock shaft. Rhonda sucked Ted’s huge boner until she feared he would cum in her mouth. She didn’t have anything against eating a healthy load of cum.
But since this was their first time together, she wanted him to squirt his cum load into her cunt. Pulling her mouth off his throbbing cock, the leggy mother grabbed him by the hand and led him upstairs, peeling off her dress along the way. In the bedroom, Rhonda stretched out on the bed and watched as Ted quickly undressed. She admired his muscular body and spread her legs invitingly as he joined her on the bed. “Fuck me, Ted,” she whispered, her voice hot with lust. “Hurry and stick your cock into me and fuck me! My pussy needs your cock so bad.” Ted crawled between Rhonda’s widely splayed thighs, the head of his prick brushing against the smooth flesh of her leg. Their lips met in a mouth-jarring kiss while Rhonda grasped the thick slab of cock meat that hung from the big man’s crotch. She murmured softly into his open mouth and squeezed his prick as she guided it into her overheated fuck-hole. “I didn’t know Tammy had such a hot mother,” Ted whispered as his prick slipped between Rhonda’s dripping cunt lips. He cupped the ripe cheeks of her ass and pulled her crotch up towards him as his cock fucked deeper into her juicy cunt. “Hmmmm,” Rhonda moaned, smiling slyly. She rotated her hips and ground her naked pussy against Ted’s groin as his meaty fucker filled her hungry cunt hole. The beautiful woman’s whole body trembled with lust and desire as her cunt was filled with hard cock for the first time in a long while. “Fuck me now, babe!” she groaned, wrapping her legs around Ted’s waist and locking her ankles together. The man’s cock was completely embedded in her dripping cunt and she squirmed her ass around in tiny circles, feeling the stiff cock shaft rub against her fat clit and the thick juicy lips of her horny cunt. Ted grunted as he pulled his cock back and suddenly rammed it back into the writhing woman’s pussy. His balls slapped against the soft crack of her ass and her cunt muscles clung wetly to the throbbing prick shaft. He heard her whimpering beneath him as he fucked his bloated cock in and out of her dripping pussy. His long cock was soon glistening with her fuck juices as he rhythmically fucked the horny open cunt below him. Rhonda grasped Ted’s lean ass cheeks and pulled him violently against her, arching her hips up to take the full thrust of his huge cock deep in her clasping little pussy. The thick lips of her juicy pussy clutched at the base of his meaty fuck-rod as she desperately tried to get more cock into her greedy cunt. Ted could feel his prick swelling inside the horny woman’s pussy as he fucked in and out of her cum-soaked cunt. As he heard her squeal with pleasure, he could tell where Tammy got her incredible body and sexual appetite. Like mother, like daughter, the photographer thought, plowing his prick back into Rhonda’s gaping fuck-hole. “Oh, don’t tease, baby. Stuff it into me more,” the wanton woman begged when Ted began slowing down his fuck-thrusts to hold off his orgasm. She squirmed her ass around in little circles, trying to make him slam his prick into her as he had done before. “Fuck me to pieces! Fuck me completely.
I want all of your cock in me, now!” The room was filled with the lustful sounds of the couple’s passionate fucking as their hot bodies slapped loudly against each other. They fucked feverishly, their writhing loins pounding together as they groaned and gasped, lost in sexual bliss. “Oh, shit, baby! It’s so fucking good!” Rhonda moaned, pulling her knees back to her hefty tits and exposing the full length of her juicy pussy slit to Ted’s driving cock. “Fuck me harder! Fuck me hard … hard … slam it to me!” “I will, you hot little fuck!” Ted panted as Rhonda’s cunt swallowed his massive prick. With every inch of his enormous cock buried deep inside the sexy woman’s horny fuck-hole, he ground his hips around, making the stiff cock shaft rub deliciously against the nub of her sensitive clit-. “I don’t ever want to stop fucking you.” “I don’t ever want you to,” the woman responded, her entire body on fire with lust as her lover fucked his huge cock into her dripping pussy. Ted’s cock-thrusts became quicker and more vicious as Rhonda locked her heels around his hairy thighs and thrust her pussy up at him more. His juice-streaked cock fucked wetly into her sopping pussy as the horny woman passionately squirmed beneath him, taking his stiff boner all the way up her hungry cunt hole. “I like that! Ohhhh, yes, keep doing that!” the big-titted housewife urged when she felt Ted grasp the firm cheeks of her ass and squeeze them roughly. She undulated her hips a bit and spread her legs wide apart in an attempt to get Ted’s thick cock to sink even deeper into her pussy. “Oh, my God! I’m going to cream! I’m going to cum all over your big beautiful cock, honey!” From the way the sexy woman was grimacing and writhing, Ted could tell she was only moments away from cumming. He started drilling his cock faster and harder into her molten pussy, intent on giving her the orgasm of her life. “Ahhhh, fuck me, bastard! Stuff your meat into me!” she yelled as Ted’s cock pounded violently into her overheated pussy and her orgasm mounted inside her. Out of her mind with lust Rhonda twisted her cunt against
Ted’s hot cock. “I’m cumming … ooooh … fuck me, lover! I’m cumming all over your big fucking prick! Arrgghhh!” Feeling the woman’s hot pussy spasming around his fucking cock shaft, Ted suddenly felt his balls explode, and a huge jet of jism erupt into the woman’s steaming cunt. He let out a roar of passion as his hot sticky cum gushed into her pussy. “Oh, fuck! Oh, yes … yes … fuck me! Fuck me!” screamed the writhing woman as a thick cum splashed into her drooling pussy. She could feel Ted’s massive prick twitching deep inside her, and she shrieked happily as warm cum coated the insides of her fuck channel and squished back out around the edges of his pumping cock. “Cream me honey … fill me up with your jizz!” Rhonda cried mindlessly. She threw her head from side to side and screamed with pleasure, not wanting Ted’s cock to ever stop spurting cum! into her. “It’s so good … so fucking good! I want it all!” Ted’s and Rhonda’s entangled bodies writhed together passionately until the photographer’s throbbing prick had squirted out all of his thick sticky cum load and her horny pussy was overflowing with his milky jism. “I’ve needed that for a long time,” Rhonda whispered when Ted finally collapsed on top of her, his wilting cock slipping wetly from between her open cunt lips. She held the handsome man in her arms and kissed him gently while a river of warm fuck slime oozed out of her ravaged pussy and ran down the narrow crack of her round ass.
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more male masturbation tips
Mushroom Masturbation
Lubrication is recommended for this technique. Here you want to hold your penis firmly in one hand; again, not too firmly, but whatever feels comfortable for you. With the other hand, rest the open palm over the head of the penis and turn in a circular motion. If this is at all uncomfortable, then do not proceed. However, once you have the circular motion down, you can try adding further stimulation to the staff by moving your hand holding it in an up and down motion. Here’s the tricky part that may take practice. You actually have to concentrate on moving one hand up and down and the other in a circular motion. I realize this isn’t exactly what you want to do when you’re trying to pleasure yourself, but sometimes the best things in life have to be worked for!
Play-Doh Method
Ever play with play-doh as a kid? Remember rolling it in your hands? Well, that’s what this technique is all about. Lubrication is definitely recommended because this can cause some friction. For best results, you want to begin this technique before you become fully erect. Place your penis between your outstretched hands. Roll your penis between your hands, i.e. one hand moves forward, while the other moves backwards. Vary speed and pressure to get the best feeling.
Upward/Downward Squeeze
In this method, hold the base of the penis with one hand, pulling the skin taut. Use the other hand to squeeze the penis while moving it up the shaft and over the head. Then reverse direction and squeeze downward. The trick to this is applying the right pressure to make one fluid motion as you move up or down.
Butt Over Heels Method
Sound weird? I know, but it’s a good one! Find a soft, comfortable surface like a bed or a sofa and sit on your heels – make sure that one heel is on one cheek and the other heel is on the other cheek. Next, turn your heels outward so that the position spreads your butt checks. Use any other method you’d like to get to the point of ejaculation. During ejaculation, spread your cheeks as far apart as possible for a more intense experience.
And Never try this alone!
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Steak and Blowjob Day
Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so the ladies
finally have a day to show their man how much they love them.
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brown town trip
Kerry slid in between her mother’s legs and buried her nose into the wet tunnel, fucking her mother’s shit-filled cunt with her nose. Then, drawing her nose out, she began sucking big mouthfuls out of her mother’s cunt. When she had swallowed the big mouthful, she began licking at her mother’s clit, making
Harriet buck her hips up and down. Shit squeezed out of Harriet’s cunt and Kerry lapped up the cummy, slimy shit and swallowed as she licked, never forgetting to smack her lips and tongue.
“Eat it baby, eat your mother’s cunt. My cunt is just like a rectum now, it’s shitting in your mouth. Ooooh yes, suck my cunt, sweetheart. Suck all that slimy stuff out of my cunt!” “Mommie, your cum is making this shit taste better than delicious. It’s exquisite!”
“Suck it, honey. Suck shit! SUCK SHIT! SUCK SHIT!!”
A skinny redhead came up and squatted down next to Harriet’s mouth and began dumping. She had a long thin turd, about a half inch thick and it kept breaking up and plopping down into Harriet’s mouth, which she gobbled up. Kerry’s eyes were glued on her mother’s mouth sucking up this slimy, gooey shit and swallowing piece by piece while it came down into Harriet’s mouth. Kerry had sucked her mother’s cunt empty and was running her tongue up into the warm tunnel to try and extract more of the woman’s turd.
“My mother is eating shit, I’ve never seen her do this before,” Kerry stared. “Does it taste good, Mommie?”
Harriet swallowed another mouthful, “Yes, honey. It tastes wonderful. I miss this so much!”
“Hi ladies,” another gorgeous woman walked in. “I just got here and missed most of the fun, but I think I’ll be able to entertain you ladies some. I’ve been saving up for a full week now and I’m walking sideways to keep it in!”
“Hi Vonda, you haven’t missed much, we only had two toilet girls here this afternoon. This afternoon a woman brought her daughter up here for the first time and now the mother is eating shit too, a mother/daughter team.”
“Ms. Lavender told me she had a new girl here. Where is she? I want to really brown her mouth. I feel like I could shit for a week!
Vonda was beautiful, about 5’7″ and weighed no more than 120 lbs. She had long blond hair with a full set of tits that jiggled as she walked. Her nipples were already hard in anticipation. She had a little slender waist, a flat tummy and a lovely bottom that pushed out as she walked. Her legs were long and slender, perfectly molded. She was a dream come true. Kerry saw this new lady walk in and at once noticed how pretty she was and wanted to offer this lady her mouth all over again………..which she did!
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The Japanese are famous for “Chindōgu,” the art of inventing ingenious gadgets to solve a real need. Unfortunately, a lot of these inventions turn out to be pretty damn ridiculous. See some of them below:
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2. Wasting too much time buttering your toast in the morning? Stop using that unnecessary knife and pick up a Butter Stick:

3. Guaranteed to get you funny looks- Cat Ear Headphones:

4. If you’ve been struggling to lose weight, maybe it’s because you’ve been getting too many calories from water. The solution? Diet Water:

5. Looking to find some comfort at home? Rest your weary head in this Lady Lap Pillow:

6. Ladies deserve awkward pillows too! Behold the Boyfriend Arm Pillow:

7. For the person that takes pride in being a sh*t head, we bring you the Poop Hat:

8. Looking for an even more awkward accessory? The Nipple Scarf:

9. Speaking of awkward nipples… The Male Breast Feeder allows new dads to get in some really weird bonding time with baby:

10. Once you’ve effectively scarred the kid for life, but them to work as a Baby Mop:

11. If male breast feeding has left you wanting a little more support, check out the Brassiere for Men:

12. Spice things up in the bedroom with some Horny Candy:

13. Tired of having to special order worn panties? Well know you can get them from the Used Panty Vending Machine:

The panty machine probably shouldn’t be on the list since it doesn’t actually exist anymore; they were removed, and the proprietors arrested… on swindling charges. It turns out that the panties weren’t actually used by schoolgirls, despite being advertised as such. They had a video out years ago showing it was really a guy dancing around in them, then sealing them up and being sold as used!
14. Were those too weird? Take a few deep breaths with this Fresh Air in a Bag mask:





